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Holy crap. It's almost forty degrees now; as I'm shoveling out the very wet, heavy snow...the sun comes out. I ended up taking my jacket and shirt off. What's embarrassing is that I have a higher albedo then fresh snow.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Yes, skating. Indoors, on ice. No snow involved.
And with 20°C+ degree temperatutes in Sochi I think they're skiing on salt rather than snow now.
And with 20°C+ degree temperatutes in Sochi I think they're skiing on salt rather than snow now.
I wasn't talking about the weather.
George Carlin wrote:
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Dandruff?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Oh My God!!!!
Its snowing here today. Again. Still have snow from November on the ground, I am not sure what to do. Maybe ill start a car fire so I can draw attention to my town.
Its snowing here today. Again. Still have snow from November on the ground, I am not sure what to do. Maybe ill start a car fire so I can draw attention to my town.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
We got a crapton of snow. It's really heavy -not fun to shovel at all. Bet it would make a good snowfort though.
I didn't go to work today on account of being snowed in.
I didn't go to work today on account of being snowed in.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Debalic wrote:
Holy crap. It's almost forty degrees now; as I'm shoveling out the very wet, heavy snow...the sun comes out. I ended up taking my jacket and shirt off. What's embarrassing is that I have a higher albedo then fresh snow.
I'm currently in a tank top and was driving with the windows rolled down today. Kids are still out of school
I'm working today as I didn't get in yesterday. We're getting another foot of snow tonight but it's supposed to be all powdery. 
Anyone step outside last night? Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
Anyone step outside last night? Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
My little guy was shouting "Goodnight, Moon!" at it. I should have bottled some of that; I'd be rich.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Elinda wrote:
Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Apparently we're going to get more snow in about 2 hours. Possible another 6 to 10 inches. Nexa told me and I assumed she was joking. At least there will be strong winds to blow the ice off the power lines. That's how that works, right?
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yup 
Don't forget to post pictures of your garden box thing.
Edited, Feb 15th 2014 2:53pm by Xsarus
Don't forget to post pictures of your garden box thing.
Edited, Feb 15th 2014 2:53pm by Xsarus
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Elinda wrote:
I'm working today as I didn't get in yesterday. We're getting another foot of snow tonight but it's supposed to be all powdery.
Anyone step outside last night? Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
Anyone step outside last night? Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
the moon last night was gorgeous. I stepped out of Lowes and saw it. I think I stood there for a good minute just appreciating its beauty.
DSD wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I'm working today as I didn't get in yesterday. We're getting another foot of snow tonight but it's supposed to be all powdery.
Anyone step outside last night? Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
Anyone step outside last night? Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
the moon last night was gorgeous. I stepped out of Lowes and saw it. I think I stood there for a good minute just appreciating its beauty.
I spent the night shoveling out my mom's car; the moon was amazing.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
We got more (light) rain in the past few days.
I don't miss the snow and stuff but as I said before, this is really weird weather for this place at this time of year.
Reeeeeeeeeally weird.
I don't miss the snow and stuff but as I said before, this is really weird weather for this place at this time of year.
Reeeeeeeeeally weird.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
If only holocausts and polar vortexes were additive. 
lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Even behind the clouds the big full moon was lighting up my woods like a black & white video game. It was pretty cool.
Nice.
If any of the smut writers around here glom onto the line - I want credit.
mind in the gutter! etc etc
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Again. AGAIN. RIGHT ******* NOW.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
So...... I probably shouldn't mention tomorrow is supposed to be almost 70. Right?
It hit 42F today and it was "coat free" weather.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It's going to be in the high 60's today, low 70's tomorrow and we'll probably be under a tornado watch tomorrow night. Yay!
It's ten degrees now with a giant freezing rain storm headed my way. At least it's holding off till after rush hour...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Someday I will live somewhere warm.
Just as Planned.
If not, your kid's kids will.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
We've been at 70F for the last few days in Georgia.
Which means we'll have another earthquake or snowstorm next week, because karma.
Which means we'll have another earthquake or snowstorm next week, because karma.
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