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#52 Jan 30 2014 at 8:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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The problem is that Atlanta is not flat. Atlanta is rather hilly, with additional artificial hills added in in the form of spaghetti junctions.

The interstates weren't salted/gritted ahead of time. They're also very recently repaved in many places. The snow stuck to the highway, which usually does not happen because the highway remains just above melting temperature from surface albedo. Big rigs and small cars alike could not make it up the inclines, since we don't have snow tires and most cars are not four wheel drive.

So you'd end up with a pile up of sliding cars at the base of every hill, slamming into other cars.
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Honestly, the problem is that you guys just can't drive in snow. There's no reason to try and dress it up ("But we have hills!" -- so does the entire Northeastern US) beyond that. Driving in various bad weathers is a skill and you don't have it because you never get the practice. Most cars here don't have snow tires or all-wheel drive either but I still make it up hills.

It's not really anything to be ashamed of or have to "defend", it's just kind of amusing to read about (if you ignore the property and personal damage).
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The problem is that Atlanta is not flat. Atlanta is rather hilly, with additional artificial hills added in in the form of spaghetti junctions.

The interstates weren't salted/gritted ahead of time. They're also very recently repaved in many places. The snow stuck to the highway, which usually does not happen because the highway remains just above melting temperature from surface albedo. Big rigs and small cars alike could not make it up the inclines, since we don't have snow tires and most cars are not four wheel drive.

So you'd end up with a pile up of sliding cars at the base of every hill, slamming into other cars.

Four wheel drive does't really provide more traction on ice than two wheel drive. The traction control in the newer, specially all-wheel drive vehicles are better on ice - particularly in black ice situations where the ice might be spotty and one or two wheels can get some grip.


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The interstates weren't salted/gritted ahead of time. They're also very recently repaved in many places. The snow stuck to the highway, which usually does not happen because the highway remains just above melting temperature from surface albedo. Big rigs and small cars alike could not make it up the inclines, since we don't have snow tires and most cars are not four wheel drive.


I know 1 person who puts snow tires on his car, and he's changing form weird low profile sports rims. I've never owned a 4 wheel drive car. We live in a pretty hilly area. There are accidents when it snows, but not that many. As Joph mentioned earlier, it's just an acquired skill. Here in Massachusetts, for instance, we are terrible at lynching people. I mean just awful. We just don't have the experience to draw from to get it right.
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The interstates weren't salted/gritted ahead of time. They're also very recently repaved in many places. The snow stuck to the highway, which usually does not happen because the highway remains just above melting temperature from surface albedo. Big rigs and small cars alike could not make it up the inclines, since we don't have snow tires and most cars are not four wheel drive.


I know 1 person who puts snow tires on his car, and he's changing form weird low profile sports rims. I've never owned a 4 wheel drive car. We live in a pretty hilly area. There are accidents when it snows, but not that many. As Joph mentioned earlier, it's just an acquired skill. Here in Massachusetts, for instance, we are terrible at lynching people. I mean just awful. We just don't have the experience to draw from to get it right.

In Maine we mostly drive slow pretty much all the time. Just to be safe ya'know (and to piss off the massholes).

....and simply gawk at black people.

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Yeah, I'm driving a truck with standard wheels and front-wheel drive. You don't take hard turns in the snow, you don't shift lanes quickly, you avoid slamming on the breaks or the gas, etc.

Frankly, it's just standard "being careful" stuff. Just a heavier form of what you'd do in the early period of a rainstorm, when hydroplaning is a big risk.

And really, the proper reaction to sliding on ice is pretty much the same as hydroplaning. The only difference is that it's more important to steer into the turn, since you'll slide more than when hydroplaning.

I'll happily grant that the sliding part is a skill you just learn through experience. The rest is just a severe lack of higher thought processes.
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Honestly, the problem is that you guys just can't drive in snow. There's no reason to try and dress it up ("But we have hills!" -- so does the entire Northeastern US) beyond that. Driving in various bad weathers is a skill and you don't have it because you never get the practice. Most cars here don't have snow tires or all-wheel drive either but I still make it up hills.

It's not really anything to be ashamed of or have to "defend", it's just kind of amusing to read about (if you ignore the property and personal damage).


Actually, no. Snow isn't the problem. Ice is. No one can drive on ice. Driving means controlling the speed and direction of a vehicle. Ice = no traction = no control = you're not "driving".


It had nothing to do with skill. Check the photos. There were plenty of big rigs wrecked. Big Rigs driven by folks with training and years of experience driving through the lower 48 states. Yes, even the "cold" ones.


Granted, there are techniques required to drive in the snow and for when you hit patches of ice, and most Southerners do know the basic "Don't hit the breaks, steer into the skid and gradually guide the car back on track, etc" but there's nothing you can do when the entire road is a sheet of ice. It's simple physics.

I've driven OTR ( Over The Road) for 5 years. I've even lived in Long Island, NY. I've driven through a lot of terrible weather, I've seen a lot of terrible drivers. When it comes to winter driving, the most important thing is road prep, and GA failed miserably.
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Yeah, I didn't have any really scary moments driving in Brrrr Montana in December when I was up there for a week for work. (The office up there is still kind of laughing at us = they got another foot and a half in the last week.)

But the roads there were properly salted, and the temperature remains so cold all winter that it doesn't melt on the side streets. I was able to drive just fine on the snow (dang that's noisy). But again, it was flat there, for the most part.

I slid down a really steep incline during an ice storm back in 2003-ish. I remembered to steer into the curb rather than slide into ongoing traffic on the major highway at the foot of the hill. Once the light at the base turned green, I threw the car in reverse, gunned it, and slid all the way down to the street where the road had been treated and there was no ice.

After that adventure, I refuse to drive in icy weather around here.
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Granted, there are techniques required to drive in the snow and for when you hit patches of ice, and most Southerners do know the basic "Don't hit the breaks, steer into the skid and gradually guide the car back on track, etc" but there's nothing you can do when the entire road is a sheet of ice. It's simple physics. .


Yeah, bullshit. People here drive on untreated ice every winter, but shockingly without 1000 car pileups. There's no magic "instant salt" truck that predicts every ice formation during our 90 below freezing days per year.



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Actually, no. Snow isn't the problem. Ice is. No one can drive on ice. Driving means controlling the speed and direction of a vehicle. Ice = no traction = no control = you're not "driving".

You know where else they have ice?

Lots of places. You should see the road I drive in to work on every day. It's a couple miles long and unpaved so it doesn't really get treated. Right now it's a solid sheet of ice end to end. I still use it because it takes 5 minutes off my trip.

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Yeah, I was making the point about our roads going untreated for a reason. It takes FOREVER for them to be salted, and I leave for work so early it's almost always before the first trucks come through.

It really comes down to not being an idiot. We don't get on pure-ice roads and apply some special snow driving techniques. We go slow and we don't make abrupt changes in speed or direction.
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Actually, until a few days ago the roads around here were shitty because of the extreme cold. Here's a science lesson: salt needs a minimum temperature to be effective as a melting agent, otherwise it just acts like expensive sand and maybe gives a little traction.

Anyway, I'm not saying that no one anywhere else slides around or gets into accidents in bad weather. I said that Atlanta had a disproportionate number of accidents due to lack of experience in driving in that bad weather. I dunno why that makes people defensive.
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The few times I have had to drive in ice going home from work when we lived in Tennessee, I always drove incredibly slow, and I stayed out of the tracks left by the other cars. I didn't slide hardly at all, and when I did, it was only a few inches and I never left my own lane.

One year, I was going too slow and couldn't make it up the hill to our apartment. Instead, I slid into a ditch off the road, and walked up the hill to the apartment. The next day we got my car.
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(if you ignore the property and personal damage)

Hey! This stuff employs a lot of otherwise unemployable people!

And I agree, most of driving in snow and ice involves experience and preparation. Living on the north shore of L.I. there are hills everywhere, yet I can plan a route home that will avoid all but one short decline. Of course, you have to crawl all the way home at 5-10 mph and drive a very indirect route to avoid the hills, but the only people I see having issues are the occasional fool who thinks there is no reason for everyone to drive so slowly. Luckily, those idiots mostly wind up on the side of the road, head first into a snow drift.

My wife works an hour's drive from home and last snow storm (less than 6 inches is not a storm) she spent 4 hours on the road, as did a number of my co-workers. I worked from home Smiley: cool, but 4 hours seemed to have been the magic number. Yet, everyone got home safely that night.

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I can't avoid the hills back to my place. Smiley: frown

It's usually only bad here maybe once a year though, we seem to handle the couple inches of snow without too much trouble. There's always a couple of recent imports from California who slide off the road, but it's not the end of the world. Most of the time I think the city shuts down because everyone has decided it's more fun to take a day off than go into work, and snow makes a good excuse. Smiley: lol

Ice storms though, ugh. Nasty nasty. We don't go anywhere in those, you really can't for the most part. The road here aren't really built for those conditions, there's hills everywhere, and an inch or two of ice on those is just awful. Even if you're doing fine, someone else isn't. They'll get suck, or slide halfway up a hill, then everyone behind them has to stop, and no one goes anywhere at that point.
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Atlanta's situation is also largely impacted by the great many people who travel to work on interstates. There really aren't any other routes. The city's traffic problems are a cluster@#%^ even in good weather. It's too sprawled and too reliant on a handful of major arteries. The mass transit situation is sad. (I only use MARTA to get to the airport.) Real estate in the inner parts of the city where people work is approaching NYC prices in some places, so everyone opted to reside in the suburbs or the countryside and suck up an hour commute or more.
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Anyway, I'm not saying that no one anywhere else slides around or gets into accidents in bad weather. I said that Atlanta had a disproportionate number of accidents due to lack of experience in driving in that bad weather. I dunno why that makes people defensive.

NASCAR. Seriously, conceding that chardonnay sipping volvo drivers are better at any aspect of motor vehicle control causes massive cognitive dissonance. They might die, Joph. Have some compassion.
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Atlanta's situation is also largely impacted by the great many people who travel to work on interstates.

So unlike here! Why, there are dozens of effective thoroughfares into Boston that can be chosen to avoid traffic congestion. The city is famous for it.
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Thank God Chicago isn't served by a bunch of interstates and suburban/exurban commuters Smiley: wink2
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I can't avoid the hills back to my place. Smiley: frown
We only have hills. My driveway is typically the most problematic of them.
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Atlanta's situation is also largely impacted by the great many people who travel to work on interstates.

So unlike here! Why, there are dozens of effective thoroughfares into Boston that can be chosen to avoid traffic congestion. The city is famous for it.


Boston proper is 48 square miles. Atlanta is 131 square miles. Chicago wins at 234 square miles, but CTA kicks MARTA's ass.

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I take highways/interstates to go grocery shopping.

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Speaking of, on my ice-road trek yesterday afternoon there was a 20-ton dump jack-knifed on the road. I think he maybe tried to go up the hill too slowly or something and slid back. Luckily for me he left enough space to get around the cab. Maybe he was escaping Atlanta!
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Chicago wins at 234 square miles, but CTA kicks MARTA's ass.

CTA doesn't serve outside the city. Suburban people wanting mass transit into the city have to take Metra rail or the Pace buses.
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I think Atlanta's failure to pre-treat the highways was the biggest single cause of the massive pile-ups.
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Atlanta's situation is also largely impacted by the great many people who travel to work on interstates.

So unlike here! Why, there are dozens of effective thoroughfares into Boston that can be chosen to avoid traffic congestion. The city is famous for it.


Boston proper is 48 square miles. Atlanta is 131 square miles. Chicago wins at 234 square miles, but CTA kicks MARTA's ass.

Try the Westchester/NYC commute in a blizzard. We can't keep Metro-north on the tracks but six inches of snow doesn't result in abandoned cars along the Major Deegan or scores of deaths.
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Boston proper is 48 square miles.

"Boston proper" is kind of meaningless. That the municipal boundary is larger doesn't make the immediate metro area larger. It may be, I have no idea, but "Boston proper" has a population of like 500k people. "Greater Boston" the metro area around the city has a population of 4 or 5 million. Atlanta might be larger than both, again, I have no clue, but it's not like the interstate goes from 4 lanes in Cambridge to 30 when it crosses over into "Boston Proper"
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Without getting into a pissing contest over metro areas in terms of size and population, let's just say Boston and its surrounding areas is a bit more dense. Atlanta is the 6th sprawliest city in the nation, and also has the 6th longest average commute time.

Interestingly enough, Kansas City is only the 8th sprawliest, but it has the highest number of freeway miles per capita for big cities. (Atlanta wants to win that title by eventually adding in a second interstate loop.) Atlanta is #6 there as well. Boston is #31. Chicago has the 2nd least number of freeway miles per capita for big cities, losing only to Las Vegas.
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Without getting into a pissing contest over metro areas in terms of size and population...

That's what Gbaji says when we laugh at him about his Big City San Diego stories Smiley: grin
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I don't think I saw San Diego on any of those top ten lists. LA, on the other hand... Those poor people.
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That's what Gbaji says when we laugh at him about his Big City San Diego stories

Hey, come on now, they have 1.5 major sports teams and..a university? There's one there somewhere, right?
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Granted, there are techniques required to drive in the snow and for when you hit patches of ice, and most Southerners do know the basic "Don't hit the breaks, steer into the skid and gradually guide the car back on track, etc" but there's nothing you can do when the entire road is a sheet of ice. It's simple physics. .


Yeah, bullshit. People here drive on untreated ice every winter, but shockingly without 1000 car pileups. There's no magic "instant salt" truck that predicts every ice formation during our 90 below freezing days per year.



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You're right. There isn't any magic "instant salt truck". That's my point. If you're lucky enough to not live in "Holy fug are we ever incompetent, we need to get our shibbet together" Georgia ( Paraphrasing Gov'na Nathan Deal), you have smart folks that send out the trucks BEFORE the shibbet hits the fan and you can't treat the roads because they're covered in cars.


In other places, if there's a threat of adverse conditions, ya'll take care of it. In GA they just cross their fingers and pray to the white baby Jesus.


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You're right. There isn't any magic "instant salt truck". That's my point. If you're lucky enough to not live in "Holy fug are we ever incompetent, we need to get our shibbet together" Georgia ( Paraphrasing Gov'na Nathan Deal), you have smart folks that send out the trucks BEFORE the shibbet hits the fan and you can't treat the roads because they're covered in cars.

Yeah, I understand. My point was we don't pre-treat roads every day that's below freezing or near it and one some of those days, sh*t falls from the sky and freezes, frequently invisibly, on the roads. Yet we still don't end up with small scale catastrophes over it. Busy ER nights, sure. States of Emergency, no. It's not that odd, really. I imagine we'd fair very poorly in a 6.5 earthquake or the like.
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You're right. There isn't any magic "instant salt truck". That's my point. If you're lucky enough to not live in "Holy fug are we ever incompetent, we need to get our shibbet together" Georgia ( Paraphrasing Gov'na Nathan Deal), you have smart folks that send out the trucks BEFORE the shibbet hits the fan and you can't treat the roads because they're covered in cars.

Yeah, I understand. My point was we don't pre-treat roads every day that's below freezing or near it and one some of those days, sh*t falls from the sky and freezes, frequently invisibly, on the roads. Yet we still don't end up with small scale catastrophes over it. Busy ER nights, sure. States of Emergency, no. It's not that odd, really. I imagine we'd fair very poorly in a 6.5 earthquake or the like.


I see your point, something is obviously fugged up here in GA, but I'm not going to admit that everyone driving like it's NASCAR, no matter the road conditions is a factor. It's obviously some politician's fault. :)
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You're right. There isn't any magic "instant salt truck". That's my point. If you're lucky enough to not live in "Holy fug are we ever incompetent, we need to get our shibbet together" Georgia ( Paraphrasing Gov'na Nathan Deal), you have smart folks that send out the trucks BEFORE the shibbet hits the fan and you can't treat the roads because they're covered in cars.

Yeah, I understand. My point was we don't pre-treat roads every day that's below freezing or near it and one some of those days, sh*t falls from the sky and freezes, frequently invisibly, on the roads. Yet we still don't end up with small scale catastrophes over it. Busy ER nights, sure. States of Emergency, no. It's not that odd, really. I imagine we'd fair very poorly in a 6.5 earthquake or the like.


I see your point, something is obviously fugged up here in GA, but I'm not going to admit that everyone driving like it's NASCAR, no matter the road conditions is a factor. It's obviously some politician's fault. :)


Wait, you mean the 75 and 85 labels on the road titles aren't the speed limits?
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#88 Jan 30 2014 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
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Wait, you mean the 75 and 85 labels on the road titles aren't the speed limits?




I think you're on to something here.
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Catwho wrote:
Wait, you mean the 75 and 85 labels on the road titles aren't the speed limits?

I frequently drive 84, 87 and 90...
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The pokemon card game was surprisingly good when I played it about, uh, a decade ago. I don't like the rules bloat you get in long-running tcgs, though.

I guess at some point they streamlined M:tG and I found it surprisingly intuitive considering that it was getting bloated when I got out (need new card ideas = new rules). I had expected it to be a huge mess after another 15 years of that but they must have ironed it all out.

I'm suprised to hear this. I played a few times maybe 3 years ago (prior to that, I stopped playing around the time Fallen Empires came out) and I had a hard time playing due to all sorts of new abilites. They removed mana-burn because players thought it was unfair. And the trend of players seemed to be that after I said I was done, they go "well, right before your turn ends, I do this and tap all their mana to gain it to their pool before untapping again". I really want to keep ranting about why it was better in '93ish than now.
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I'm 99.99% sure mana is gone at the end of every turn so tapping your land right before the opponents turn ends does nothing, at least it sure didn't last time I played tournaments (which has been a good 6 or 7 years, but still). I think one of the biggest problems with MtG when I quit was that the metagame in T1 and T1.5 (a.k.a all cards but limited to 1 per deck for the most powerful ones and all cards minus the too powerful ones) was that the game became too much I react to your reacting to me reacting to you reacting to me reacting to you playing this card in reaction to me playing this other card.

I'm pretty sure T1 is still in that sort of limbo where almost all decks can pull off a 1 or 2 turn kill but most games are 10+ turns of both players doing precious little to wait and make sure thy can counter every possible counter the opponent has and get their combo through so they can win which leads to an oddly slow metagame of control decks waiting for their one combo. I'm not sure how Legacy/T1.5 handles that but at least I think goblin decks are viable there still and they're just sheer aggression so that shakes up the metagame a bit, no idea how Extended (last 4 or 5 years worth of sets, I think) works these days and T2 (last ~2 years worth of sets) changes so often it stays relatively simple and manageable for new people.
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A bit late but Augusta didn't get it too bad. Worst pileup we had was Deans Bridge Road just west of the interstate (the road south of ghetto walmart) there was a 25 car pileup. Decent climb going east towards the interstate and well, you know the drill.

Schools were cancelled from around 1pm Tuesday all the way through today. Although the roads were dry this morning for the most part. I imagine there were still some slick spots here and there but I didn't see any ice this morning.

Can't wait for the weather to get close to 70 this Sunday.
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I'm suprised to hear this. I played a few times maybe 3 years ago (prior to that, I stopped playing around the time Fallen Empires came out) and I had a hard time playing due to all sorts of new abilities.

Most of the card abilities are defined right on the card these days which makes it easier. Doing away with Interrupts was a godsend. I also played from Antiquities through Fallen Empires/Ice Age and by the time FE/Ice Age came out they were starting to throw more and more abilities into the mix but it seems better now. At least, like I said, I was able to get into it without any trouble -- I think I had to look up one ability on the sheet that came with his cards.

I think they might have done away with Banding. I hope so... no one ever seemed to really understand that rule and people would argue about it constantly.
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All the cool kids played Spellfire. [:snob:]
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#95 Jan 30 2014 at 6:46 PM Rating: Good
OH NO SOME ICE AND AN INCH AND A HALF OF SNOW!!!!! PANIC.

Hi from Canada -37 here today with two and a half feet of snow in my front yard. Been there since Jan 25th all of it. I got a hill beside my drive over 6 ft tall accumulated Drive way clearings since November.

wanna trade?

Sissys. Put down some sand from your sunny beaches.

also lol for snow day for people at work and sh*t in Canada we don't even shut down our highways. People get stuck they wait until the army comes to dig them out. Or like real men and women walk to the nearest timmys.

Harden up Atlanta.

Edited, Jan 30th 2014 7:47pm by rdmcandie
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xantav wrote:
I'm suprised to hear this. I played a few times maybe 3 years ago (prior to that, I stopped playing around the time Fallen Empires came out) and I had a hard time playing due to all sorts of new abilities.

Most of the card abilities are defined right on the card these days which makes it easier. Doing away with Interrupts was a godsend. I also played from Antiquities through Fallen Empires/Ice Age and by the time FE/Ice Age came out they were starting to throw more and more abilities into the mix but it seems better now. At least, like I said, I was able to get into it without any trouble -- I think I had to look up one ability on the sheet that came with his cards.

I think they might have done away with Banding. I hope so... no one ever seemed to really understand that rule and people would argue about it constantly.

Banding was simple. If I'm using banding while defending, I get to choose who takes the damage so only one of my creatures has to die. But then I tended to play unorthodox and used cards people hated. While my friends were all about getting the biggest creatures out, I loved my kismet/meekstone combo, destroy their land by animating it then using Tim to kill it, or set enough enchantments that they take damage if they tap land for mana, but also take damage if they don't.

Or my personal favorite jerk move once I had the mana (since nobody bothered with disenchantments). Island Sanctuary to prevent all attacks except islandwalk and flying at the cost of skipping draw phase, Jayemdae Tome so I could draw a card, undertow to stop islandwalk (or magical hack change terrain type), and scarecrow to stop flying.

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Banding was simple. If I'm using banding while defending, I get to choose who takes the damage so only one of my creatures has to die.


I thought that was the normal rules for defending. Offensive player taps his attacking creatures, and defender gets to stack his defenders against them how he wishes. Owner of the creature(s) in a stack decides how damage is divided up amongst them.

My understanding was that banding allowed you to "band" creatures together on attack. So the defender couldn't just block this creature or that one, but had to block both/all in the band (and thus potentially lose part of the advantage of being the defender). Maybe I remember wrong though. It's been a long time since I've played.
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OH NO SOME ICE AND AN INCH AND A HALF OF SNOW!!!!! PANIC.

Hi from Canada -37 here today with two and a half feet of snow in my front yard. Been there since Jan 25th all of it. I got a hill beside my drive over 6 ft tall accumulated Drive way clearings since November.

wanna trade?

Sissys. Put down some sand from your sunny beaches.

also lol for snow day for people at work and sh*t in Canada we don't even shut down our highways. People get stuck they wait until the army comes to dig them out. Or like real men and women walk to the nearest timmys.

Harden up Atlanta.

I like the cut of your jib, sir. Newsletter?
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Yeah, I'm driving a truck with standard wheels and front-wheel drive.

I'm kind of curious what make/model this is. I don't know of any pickup trucks that are front-wheel only drive.
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A bit late but Augusta didn't get it too bad. Worst pileup we had was Deans Bridge Road just west of the interstate (the road south of ghetto walmart) there was a 25 car pileup. Decent climb going east towards the interstate and well, you know the drill.

Schools were cancelled from around 1pm Tuesday all the way through today. Although the roads were dry this morning for the most part. I imagine there were still some slick spots here and there but I didn't see any ice this morning.

Can't wait for the weather to get close to 70 this Sunday.


Oh, I didn't know you were in Augusta. I was born on Fort Gordon and raised in Hephzibah (daddy was retired army) in the vast suburbs off Boykin road.

Edited, Jan 30th 2014 11:35pm by Catwho
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