..of the local star.
1. Gold fish crackers are infinitely softer than lego blocks.
2. If all else fails, bath it.
3. Nothing I own post 3rd child actually belongs to me.
4. Especially my food.
5. I'm sooooo tired.
6. Don't eat chili on leg day.
7. Seriously, just don't.
Edited, Jan 27th 2014 10:28am by Yodabunny
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Yodabunny wrote:
2. If all else fails, bath it.
Translation: If all else fails, hold it in the bath until it goes away.
Happy B'Day to you and the other January people I was too lazy to post it for.
Edited, Jan 27th 2014 10:33am by Shaowstrike
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Happy birthday. What's leg day...?
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Happy birthday. What's leg day...?
Leg workout day probably.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
It's the worst day of the week...the day I wobble back to my van and die on the way home from the gym.
Congrats on a successful solar revolution.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
All you ******* turning 32, is this like the 10K ding now?
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That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Congratz and stuff. Doing anything fancy for your birthday?
Happy birthday!
Quick funny story about chili (not safe if you're eating right now):
About 24 hours before I go into active labor with Charmaine, I was craving junk food. More specifically, chili with hot dogs over white rice (it's a Filipino thing). So Ray, being the ever-loving husband that he is, fixes me up a nice huge bowl of it. I snarf it all down and go about my day.
That night I start cramping. Of course I think it's the chili but then realize that I'm going into labor. Off go to the hospital and I'm in labor. With tummy cramps from the chili as well. It was uncomfortable, to say the least, until the epidural. But after the epidural, I didn't feel a darn thing. And didn't realize either when I was farting. You have no privacy or sense of modesty when you're in active labor and pushing so I was farting and producing other bodily matters things besides a baby, blood and placenta when I was pushing. Ray was apologizing to the doctor for a bit.
Quick funny story about chili (not safe if you're eating right now):
About 24 hours before I go into active labor with Charmaine, I was craving junk food. More specifically, chili with hot dogs over white rice (it's a Filipino thing). So Ray, being the ever-loving husband that he is, fixes me up a nice huge bowl of it. I snarf it all down and go about my day.
That night I start cramping. Of course I think it's the chili but then realize that I'm going into labor. Off go to the hospital and I'm in labor. With tummy cramps from the chili as well. It was uncomfortable, to say the least, until the epidural. But after the epidural, I didn't feel a darn thing. And didn't realize either when I was farting. You have no privacy or sense of modesty when you're in active labor and pushing so I was farting and producing other bodily matters things besides a baby, blood and placenta when I was pushing. Ray was apologizing to the doctor for a bit.
Nah, nothing fancy. Wife made a cake for the kids to eat but just another day with a fancy title for me these days.
Not even a birthday *******? Geez.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Not even a birthday *******? Geez.
the birthday boy wrote:
Nah, nothing fancy
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I guess birthday blowjobs are only fancy if she is wearing a party hat.
I haven't learned a thing.
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