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#1 Dec 12 2013 at 2:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Queen furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in apartments in the BP/Queen's corridor. She has a very savoury tooth and staff leave out cashews, Bombay Mix, almonds etc. Prob is that police on patrol eat the lot."

"She started marking the bowls to see when the levels dipped," he added.


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#2 Dec 12 2013 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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See, this is why we need phone hacking, to bring us vital stories like this one.
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#3 Dec 12 2013 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Best part is still referring to bhuso as "Bombay Mix".
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#4 Dec 12 2013 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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And you call satsumas mikans, do you?
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#5 Dec 12 2013 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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The queen needs her own personal ******* that she can wear around her neck or her waist.

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#6 Dec 12 2013 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
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The queen needs her own personal ******* that she can wear around her neck or her waist.

His name is Phillip.
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#7 Dec 12 2013 at 8:14 PM Rating: Good
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The staff leaves nuts around like she were ET?
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#8 Dec 12 2013 at 8:19 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
The staff leaves nuts around like she were ET?




Nah, more like she was James Woods.
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#9 Dec 12 2013 at 11:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Queenie keeps Pecan at the Bowl to see if she Cashew stealing. you must Peanuts to try that!
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#10 Dec 13 2013 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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#11 Dec 13 2013 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, more like she was James Woods.
A 200 year old woman hobbling around a palace muttering "Oh, piece of candy." I approve.

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