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#177 Dec 02 2013 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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So are you saying that you haven't been overly infatuated with my sexuality? You know, given the fact that is the only thing you ever mention ever when discussing anything ever with me regardless of the topic ever? Did I mention ever?


Omega isn't the only one who got 'that' vibe from you. Just sayin'.

#178 Dec 09 2013 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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"He didn't do it, and am not pressing charges." she says.

Wonder which of the two of them is more nuts? I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple, and excellent neighbors.
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#179 Dec 09 2013 at 7:15 PM Rating: Good
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Wow. I really don't understand some women. Must be all that "he's only mean cause he likes you they get feed as kids or crazy just attracts crazy.
#180 Dec 09 2013 at 8:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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or crazy just attracts crazy.
That's where my money is.
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#181 Dec 09 2013 at 9:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow. I really don't understand some women. Must be all that "he's only mean cause he likes you they get feed as kids or crazy just attracts crazy.

People like to fuick famous people. Don't over-complicate it. The gender of either person doesn't really enter into it.
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For certain values of "famous".
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#183 Dec 09 2013 at 10:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Notorious, then.

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#184 Dec 10 2013 at 2:31 AM Rating: Good
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He's no OJ.
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Drew Peterson (cop suspected of murdering his third wife, recently convicted of murdering his second wife) managed to have a girlfriend during the whole trial. You'd think "on trial for murder of spouse and suspected of murdering other spouse" would be a deal breaker but I guess it's no "used a Groupon at the restaurant for our first date".
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#186 Dec 10 2013 at 8:00 AM Rating: Decent
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For certain values of "famous".

No, doesn't seem to matter much, really. Famous for curing Polio or famous for killing children, the famous part is really all that matters.
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#187 Dec 10 2013 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Drew Peterson (cop suspected of murdering his third wife, recently convicted of murdering his second wife) managed to have a girlfriend during the whole trial. You'd think "on trial for murder of spouse and suspected of murdering other spouse" would be a deal breaker but I guess it's no "used a Groupon at the restaurant for our first date".


Violent guy is alpha, Groupon guy is beta. Evolution at its finest.
#188 Dec 10 2013 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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People like to fuick famous people. Don't over-complicate it.
Famous people are not better fuckers. It's the fame and notoriety they crave.
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#189 Dec 10 2013 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Drew Peterson (cop suspected of murdering his third wife, recently convicted of murdering his second wife) managed to have a girlfriend during the whole trial. You'd think "on trial for murder of spouse and suspected of murdering other spouse" would be a deal breaker but I guess it's no "used a Groupon at the restaurant for our first date".


Well obviously if you don't marry him, you're safe... duh.
#190 Dec 10 2013 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I found this portion of the article "odd", to say the least:

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In the court document filed this week, Scheibe accuses police of pressuring her.

"When I was being questioned by police, I felt very intimidated," she said. "I was not allowed to call an attorney nor was I allowed to eat or drink anything for a very long time."

Heather Smith, a spokeswoman for the Seminole County Sheriff's Office, denied that claim.

"As you know, we provided media with the 911 call from Ms. Scheibe, which occurred prior to deputies responding," she said. "Apparently, Ms. Scheibe may have misspoken about the facts of her interview as she had access to her phone and was provided with food."


Is this a case of the reporter just butchering the quotes, or does the response in the second half of this section have nothing at all to do with the claim made in the first half? Also, poor writing (not surprising with today's media). First read of that last paragraph made me think that the police provided the media with the 911 call before they sent deputies to the home. Just something that jumped out at me as strange, then I read it again and realized that even once the whole vague anticedent thing is cleared up, it's still a completely irrelevant response to the initial claim.

If the spokeswoman is trying to say that the inconsistencies between the 911 call and her claims after the fact mean we shouldn't believe her claims about her treatment by police, then why not actually come out and say that (or write it)? There's a whole bit in the middle of that logical progression that's just plain missing. Dunno. Stuff like that bothers me. It makes me realize just how much of public perception is being driven by the equivalent of screaming monkeys banging on keyboards.
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#191 Dec 11 2013 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
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If the spokeswoman is trying to say that the inconsistencies between the 911 call and her claims after the fact mean we shouldn't believe her claims about her treatment by police, then why not actually come out and say that (or write it)?
Because that is opinion. What she did say is factual stuff that happened.

You draw your own conclusions, but rarely are they the same conclusions others come to.
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#192 Dec 11 2013 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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Is this a case of the reporter just butchering the quotes, or does the response in the second half of this section have nothing at all to do with the claim made in the first half? Also, poor writing (not surprising with today's media). First read of that last paragraph made me think that the police provided the media with the 911 call before they sent deputies to the home. Just something that jumped out at me as strange, then I read it again and realized that even once the whole vague anticedent thing is cleared up, it's still a completely irrelevant response to the initial claim.

If the spokeswoman is trying to say that the inconsistencies between the 911 call and her claims after the fact mean we shouldn't believe her claims about her treatment by police, then why not actually come out and say that (or write it)? There's a whole bit in the middle of that logical progression that's just plain missing. Dunno. Stuff like that bothers me. It makes me realize just how much of public perception is being driven by the equivalent of screaming monkeys banging on keyboards.


No, it's in no way confusing or unclear. You're just stupid. Surely you must occasionally realize this is happening?
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#193 Dec 11 2013 at 8:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
You draw your own conclusions, but rarely are they the same conclusions others come to.
He rarely draws his own conclusions. They're usually a week late, though.
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#194 Dec 11 2013 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
You draw your own conclusions, but rarely are they the same conclusions others come to.
He rarely draws his own conclusions. They're usually a week late, though.

He traces the outlines and colors them in himself.
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#195 Dec 11 2013 at 7:33 PM Rating: Default
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In the court document filed this week, Scheibe accuses police of pressuring her.

"When I was being questioned by police, I felt very intimidated," she said. "I was not allowed to call an attorney nor was I allowed to eat or drink anything for a very long time."

Heather Smith, a spokeswoman for the Seminole County Sheriff's Office, denied that claim.

"As you know, we provided media with the 911 call from Ms. Scheibe, which occurred prior to deputies responding," she said. "Apparently, Ms. Scheibe may have misspoken about the facts of her interview as she had access to her phone and was provided with food."



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gbaji wrote:
If the spokeswoman is trying to say that the inconsistencies between the 911 call and her claims after the fact mean we shouldn't believe her claims about her treatment by police, then why not actually come out and say that (or write it)?
Because that is opinion. What she did say is factual stuff that happened.


Sure, but it's not facts that in any way support her denial of the claim made by Scheibe that she was not allowed to call an attorney or eat or drink for a very long time.

Read it again. Then read it slowly. Don't inject any assumptions, just read what is literally written in the article. All that's there is one fact: That they provided the media with the 911 call, and the conclusion that "Apparently, Ms. Scheibe may have misspoken about the facts of her interview as she had access to her phone and was provided with food."

What's missing is how the one fact supports that conclusion. It doesn't. Not by itself. I get that we can make assumptions and fill in the blanks, but we really should not do that, and it's incredibly sloppy journalism to require us to do so.

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You draw your own conclusions, but rarely are they the same conclusions others come to.


That's because most people don't realize just how often they are influenced into taking positions via insinuation, innuendo, and implication, rather than taking them based on actual facts and logic. This is another example, which may be relatively harmless, but is still annoying. It's not this specific case that is at issue, but the trend of reporting which basically trains people to read into articles that which is not actually present. And that's leads us to the kinda of stories where everyone reads it and concludes X, until someone like me comes along and points out that the article doesn't actually say X at all. And then hilarity ensues as everyone (that's a good number of posters on this board) insist that they weren't being lied to or manipulated by the media.


Read only what's actually there, not what someone wants you to assume. That's all I'm saying.

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That's because most people don't realize just how often they are influenced into taking positions via insinuation, innuendo, and implication, rather than taking them based on actual facts and logic

True, on the other hand they also have the ability to realize when that is and isn't happening after the fact when they examine something more closely. A capacity you clearly lack, the ability to determine manipulative framing and conspiracy from mundane speech. It would be a valuable thing for you to someday acquire, as the ability to avoid being easily manipulated by word usage becomes utterly useless if you can never accurately determine when that's happening.

You are not more attuned to when this is happening than other people, you simply assume it to be happening when it is not.
Again, YOU ARE NOT MORE AWARE OF WHEN LANGUAGE IS BEING USED TO MANIPULATE READERS.
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gbaji wrote:

That's because most people don't realize just how often they are influenced into taking positions via insinuation, innuendo, and implication, rather than taking them based on actual facts and logic.

I call TROLL!
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You'd think someone so attuned to these persuasive writing skills would be less prone to personally writing ten paragraphs of babble and then ******** how everyone is misinterpreting what he said.
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That's because most people don't realize just how often they are influenced into taking positions via insinuation, innuendo, and implication, rather than taking them based on actual facts and logic

True, on the other hand they also have the ability to realize when that is and isn't happening after the fact when they examine something more closely.


Which explains why I've on many occasions had to point out to people when they make assumptions about news articles that aren't actually supported by the statements in the articles themselves? Oh wait. It doesn't. Smash, if what you say were true, this wouldn't happen and we wouldn't be talking about it.


Clearly, people do allow vague language and innuendo in articles to color their perception of the "facts" of the story. Happens all the time. But you know that. See, all you have to do to disprove my claim is quote the facts stated in the article which support the refutation of the claim in question. Should be easy, but you can't do it. Want to know why? Because the article never actually provides such a thing. Yet, even after I pointed this out, posters insisted that it had. Strange, don't you think?
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Which explains why I've on many occasions had to point out to people when they make assumptions about news articles that aren't actually supported by the statements in the articles themselves? Oh wait. It doesn't.

This only occurs in your imagination. You understand that, right? The ONLY place where you're "pointing out other people's wrong assumptions" is in a fantasy land that has no basis in reality. If you'd like to link to you ever doing this, feel free. (just kidding, obviously).

Edit: Incidentally anyone else can obviously link to you THINKING you're doing this and then being wrong. That **** happens basically daily, along with "interesting" questions about things that make no sense and are inevitably answered simply. "It's interesting Obama won't release...what? He did. Oh." I mean that happens CONSTANTLY.

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Which explains why I've on many occasions had to point out to people when they make assumptions about news articles that aren't actually supported by the statements in the articles themselves? Oh wait. It doesn't.

This only occurs in your imagination. You understand that, right? The ONLY place where you're "pointing out other people's wrong assumptions" is in a fantasy land that has no basis in reality. If you'd like to link to you ever doing this, feel free. (just kidding, obviously).


Was I wrong in this thread to point out that Git's assumption about the information in the article in question was wrong? No. I don't think so. This was an incredibly clear case of an article written specifically to make people believe one thing, even when all the facts said the exact opposite.

The proof, of course, being that someone read the article and then posted a thread about it stating something not just incorrect, but clearly stated in the article body to be false. Fact is that most people don't actually read for content. They skim the words and form opinions. And guess what? Writers know this. So I'll point it out when I see an example of this happening.
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