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#1 Oct 31 2013 at 1:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm dress in my green faerie garb and done my face with green eye shadow, lips and tint around the edges of my face. No jack-o-lantern in my neighborhood is safe, so I didn't get one, but I got scarecrow out on the porch and will be going out soon to greet the kids.
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#3 Oct 31 2013 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Which is how it should be. After years of having a non functioning boiler in the basement, we will be getting a new one in 3 weeks. My inheritance is going to house repairs for Jonwin. I get name on title for all off this.
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#4 Oct 31 2013 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll be out with the kids. They're too young to be allowed to eat most of what they get, but too cute not to give candy to. I plan to take full advantage of that. Smiley: nod
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We don't get trick or treaters in our neighborhood. At least we haven't for the last three years. Too small - not worth the trouble.

We'll have a bowl of our personal chocolate stash in case someone surprises us.

I might toss on my Star Trek uniform top just to make myself feel better.
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#6 Oct 31 2013 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be out with the kids. They're too young to be allowed to eat most of what they get, but too cute not to give candy to. I plan to take full advantage of that. Smiley: nod
Finally a use for those little bastards!
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#7 Oct 31 2013 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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We don't get trick or treaters in our neighborhood.

We don't really, either, probably because we live in a town of a near infinite number of McMansion cul de sacs that are better targets for trick or treating than our house. Also, we killed the Murphy boy that one time with razor acid apple jolly ranchers and *apparently* people remember that sort of thing.
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#8 Oct 31 2013 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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With my patented evil mad scientist laugh of doom© and my traditional AH-64D costume, which consists of a helicopter beanie with a sign that sayd "AH-64D Apache Longbow Helicopter" pinned to it.

And egg filled water balloons.

"What, you didn't specify who would be the recipient of the trick portion of the verbal contract! Next time be more specific in your wording, now get off my poarch you're dripping egg everywhere and I'm not cleaning that up"
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#9 Oct 31 2013 at 5:22 PM Rating: Default
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I asked if I can open the door and throw the candy at kids, but gf would not let me.

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#10 Oct 31 2013 at 9:01 PM Rating: Good
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No kids at my house.

It'd be nice to see some pics of little monsters perhaps, being that their mugs can be disguised by costume....?
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#11 Nov 01 2013 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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My spawn dressed as the smart gremlin from the second movie. I didn't get to see it, since I'm still in hell.
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My spawn dressed as the smart gremlin from the second movie. I didn't get to see it, since I'm still in hell.

That sucks.
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My spawn dressed as the smart gremlin from the second movie. I didn't get to see it, since I'm still in hell.

While you're there, you could at least visit Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash., depending on which circle of hell in which you are "stationed".
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