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#1 Oct 29 2013 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Make sure you get your Monster Cereals now as they're only available through Halloween.

My dad made them.

I just ran to the grocery store on my lunch and picked up a box of the Count Chocula - my personal fav. But I can attest to the safety of the Frankenberry. If it turns your poo pink - don't worry about it. It's natural.

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#2 Oct 29 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
Super industrial strength pink dye?
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#3 Oct 29 2013 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
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My dad made them.


In a cereal factory? Or invented them somehow.
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#4 Oct 29 2013 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mostly he invented. He headed up the R&D team for the Big G division (cereals) for General Mills.

Honey Nut Cheerio's were his career topper. Ice Cream Cone cereal was his biggest flop.

I've probably eaten more coco-puffs than anyone else currently alive.
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Honey Nut Cheerios are ******* delicious and your dad is a saint.
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Mostly he invented. He headed up the R&D team for the Big G division (cereals) for General Mills.


Neat.


Honey Nut Cheerio's were his career topper. Ice Cream Cone cereal was his biggest flop.

I've probably eaten more coco-puffs than anyone else currently alive.


I don't know, Nexa has eaten quite a few.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Honey Nut Cheerios are @#%^ing delicious and your dad is a saint.

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Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
I blame the honey nut Cheerios.
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Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?

Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
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Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?

Rescuing children from ************* as you'd expect.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-********************
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?

Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
Bread?
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Cereal is delicious. 'Nuff said.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?

Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
Bread?

I just mash a slice of baloney into my cereal.
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Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?
Gotta use those amber waves of grain for somethin'.
Bread?
I just mash a slice of baloney into my cereal.
Might as well toss in lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.
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Where the **** did that cereal obsession you guys have come from?

Rescuing children from ************* as you'd expect.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-********************


You don't want to know about the Grape Nuts.

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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Honey Nut Cheerios are @#%^ing delicious and your dad is a saint.


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This thread is full of cereal killers whose parents created monsters in a box.
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#19 Oct 30 2013 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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I'll consume my special box of Count Chocula's while i watch some stupid halloween movie, but since the kids have been out of the house we don't do dry cereal for the most part. Mostly just granola and oatmeal.

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#20 Oct 30 2013 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
Please to be for mailing me a case of Buc~Wheats, if they exist anymore...anywhere.


I miss mah Buc~Wheats.Smiley: frown
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http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/09/the-50-best-saturday-night-live-skits/buh-weet-sings

I don't know why I can't find this on Youtube.
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Smiley: dubious
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#24 Oct 30 2013 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: mad

Oh nevermind. I saw that one but it's all cut off on the sides. Plus **** is missing, too.

Edited, Oct 30th 2013 5:02pm by Spoonless
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Oh nevermind. I saw that one but it's all cut off on the sides. Plus sh*t is missing, too.


It was still on YouTube. Smiley: schooled
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#26 Oct 30 2013 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Nah, not really. That's like saying that the new X-Men movie is on Youtube because there's a trailer on there.
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Ahh yes, when Saturday Night Live used to be funny. I think it was part of the deal Steve Martin made with Satan for his immortality, along with his own comedic talents.
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#28 Oct 31 2013 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
I think Saturday night live was never that funny any given night, but we only remember the good parts.
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I could always count on Gilda Radner for a laugh.
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I think Saturday night live was never that funny any given night, but we only remember the good parts.

That's what makes the Best of SNL reels so important.
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I think Saturday night live was never that funny any given night, but we only remember the good parts.
Sure, but now there aren't even any good parts to remember.
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