My older child has been using "apparently" as a verbal tic. I probably overuse it myself but he drops it like a 1984 Valley Girl saying "like".
That was Hannah about two years ago. Now she oddly misues the phrase 'at least" to mean anything good. "At least we're having chicken tonight." "At least I scored a goal playing soccer" etc. Also she (usually correctly) tries to use the word "ominous" as frequently as possible.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.