Are you FUCKING kidding me?
My husband has recently been over-using this phrase to the point of annoyance. I mentioned it to him last night. In hindsight I think that was kind of petty of me.
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 6:21pm by Elinda
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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Reducing the casual swearing is a noble enough goal. I'm assuming it was done tactfully and not like with a rolled up newspaper to the head or something?
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Oh it's not the swearing that bothers me, just the redundant phrase that 'are you kidding me' used for too many different situations.
I'm not very tactful.
I'm not very tactful.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
That alright, it's rare for the newspaper to leave a mark anyway. I'm sure they won't be able to pin it on you. 
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Elinda wrote:
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
My husband has recently been over-using this phrase to the point of annoyance. I mentioned it to him last night. He repeated the phrase for some reason.
My husband has recently been over-using this phrase to the point of annoyance. I mentioned it to him last night. He repeated the phrase for some reason.
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For some reason this reminds me of the Afghans that were caught on video by the US military gang-banging a goat. Sorry, I'll just go now.
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Elinda wrote:
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
My husband has recently been over-using this phrase to the point of annoyance. I mentioned it to him last night. He repeated the phrase for some reason.
My husband has recently been over-using this phrase to the point of annoyance. I mentioned it to him last night. He repeated the phrase for some reason.
Yeah, that was about the response I got.
In my fb feed this morning someone had commented on a post using the same phrase (sans the f-bomb)..."Are you kidding ME"?
I guess it's in vogue.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Like, OMG are you KIDDING me?
My older child has been using "apparently" as a verbal tic. I probably overuse it myself but he drops it like a 1984 Valley Girl saying "like".
"So apparently my friend Bob was at the store and apparently they had Snickers on sale. So he was going to get one but apparently the register was broken..."
"So apparently my friend Bob was at the store and apparently they had Snickers on sale. So he was going to get one but apparently the register was broken..."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
At least he doesn't tell past stories in the present tense. "So my friend Bob is at the store and they have Snickers on sale. So he is going to get one but the register is broken..."
It's when adults use "come" when they should have used "came" that I want to hit them. I really, really do.
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 12:51pm by Aripyanfar
It's when adults use "come" when they should have used "came" that I want to hit them. I really, really do.
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 12:51pm by Aripyanfar
I'm like, srsly, like are you kidding me? And then he is like apparently, and like OMG call me maybe?
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 9:47am by someproteinguy
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 9:47am by someproteinguy
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Aripyanfar wrote:
For some reason this reminds me of the Afghans that were caught on video by the US military gang-banging a goat. Sorry, I'll just go now.
I know a video game is fun if one of my roommate plays it and it gets a 1.5 "You have got to be ******** me! Really?!" per minute score.
I prefer "are you kidding me" to "Shut up!" I really don't like it when I tell someone something and they say, "Shut up! Really??" I have no idea where that originated from, and I can't stand it.
someproteinguy wrote:
Reducing the casual swearing is a noble enough goal.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Aripyanfar wrote:
At least he doesn't tell past stories in the present tense. "So my friend Bob is at the store and they have Snickers on sale. So he is going to get one but the register is broken..."
I tend to mix tenses when I tell a story. What can I tell you, my perception of time is fluid.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Aripyanfar wrote:
At least he doesn't tell past stories in the present tense. "So my friend Bob is at the store and they have Snickers on sale. So he is going to get one but the register is broken..."
It's when adults use "come" when they should have used "came" that I want to hit them. I really, really do.
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 12:51pm by Aripyanfar
It's when adults use "come" when they should have used "came" that I want to hit them. I really, really do.
Edited, Oct 24th 2013 12:51pm by Aripyanfar
"I could care less", and "lose", instead of "loose". Anyone who does either deserves being severely beaten. Also "rouge" for "rogue". Fecking illiterate muppets!
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Samira wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
At least he doesn't tell past stories in the present tense. "So my friend Bob is at the store and they have Snickers on sale. So he is going to get one but the register is broken..."
I tend to mix tenses when I tell a story. What can I tell you, my perception of time is fluid.
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paulsol wrote:
Also "rouge" for "rogue". Fecking illiterate muppets!
If it's option 1, I'm bound to **** you off at some point.
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Aripyanfar wrote:
For some reason this reminds me of the Afghans that were caught on video by the US military gang-banging a goat. Sorry, I'll just go now.
Do you mean;
- Afghans were caught on video whilst the US military gang-banged a goat?
- Afghans caught the US military gang-banging a goat on video?
- Goats were caught on US military videotaping an Afghan?
- Afghan military caught a US goat in a gang-banging video?
- Gang-banging goat caught the US military and Afghans on video?
- Banging video caught the US military and Afghans in a gang?
The first was somewhat genuine.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Rouge's are overpowdered.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Rouge's are overpowdered.
Their not powerfuler than ninjas.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Rouge's are overpowdered.
Their not powerfuler then ninjas.
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My older child has been using "apparently" as a verbal tic. I probably overuse it myself but he drops it like a 1984 Valley Girl saying "like".
That was Hannah about two years ago. Now she oddly misues the phrase 'at least" to mean anything good. "At least we're having chicken tonight." "At least I scored a goal playing soccer" etc. Also she (usually correctly) tries to use the word "ominous" as frequently as possible.
That was Hannah about two years ago. Now she oddly misues the phrase 'at least" to mean anything good. "At least we're having chicken tonight." "At least I scored a goal playing soccer" etc. Also she (usually correctly) tries to use the word "ominous" as frequently as possible.
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