You need a white Republican presidentFollow

That's an awfully broad brush you're painting with.

Since we're being stereotypical and incendiary, I'd be much more tolerant of liberals if they weren't constantly: telling me what I can and cannot do, say and think in the name of "civility"; raiding my personal income to pay for another social welfare program that redistributes money instead of addressing the underlying societal and institutional issues; blindly supporting "the most transparent administration in history", which actually has a pretty horrendous track record (per the standard liberal platform) on surveillance of private citizens, upholding constitutional press freedoms, prosecution of whistle-blowers, detention of enemy combatants, unlawfully killing American citizens, withholding information from Congressional oversight under "executive privilege", enforcing "red lines", etc.; demonizing "Big Pharma", "Big Oil", "Big Banks", "Big Agriculture", "Big Tobacco", "Big Papi" (New York liberals only), Wallstreet, Fox News, the Koch brothers, the Tea Party, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann for all of the country's problems.

But honestly, the thing that irritates me the most is constantly playing the race card. On everything. Because anybody that disagrees with the Standard Liberal Doctrine is automatically a racist.

Which brings us full circle, I guess. I look forward to your rate-downs, you commie-loving cnuts. ♥

Congress should be moved from the boob topped building into a steel cage, where the extremes of both parties should be sent in to fight to the death, at which point the winner is allowed to introduce bills to be voted on. And by voted on, I mean equal numbers of both parties are sent back into the cage to fight to the death, and whoever has the most standing at the end of three minutes wins.