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#52 Oct 01 2013 at 6:46 AM Rating: Good
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HA!

Socialism wins ******** Welcome to 21st Century America enjoy Health Care!

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I wish. I wish we had socialized medicine, but seriously, what does government forced health care have to do with socialism?

At least my kid has to get insurance now. She has a bone-breaking history, recently started roller derby and will be ****-*** broke when she breaks something that will interfere, delay or otherwise inhibit her ability to take photos.
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#53 Oct 01 2013 at 6:49 AM Rating: Good
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And welcome to your GOP-led government shutdown.

Hey, have I mentioned before how Boehner is the worst and weakest Speaker in modern US history?
The senior leaf-peepers are gonna be some riled when their tour bus pulls up at the Acadia Park gatehouse only to find it locked-up and abandoned. They're apt to go rebel.
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#54 Oct 01 2013 at 6:54 AM Rating: Decent
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The senior leaf-peepers are gonna be some riled when their tour bus pulls up at the Acadia Park gatehouse only to find it locked-up and abandoned. They're apt to go rebel.

Problem is, they'll blame the black guy.
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#55 Oct 01 2013 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, have I mentioned before how Boehner is the worst and weakest Speaker in modern US history?

I think he's been pretty effective, actually.


In what respect, Charlie?
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#56 Oct 01 2013 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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Problem is, they'll blame the black guy.
Why stop now? It's worked for like four hundred years.

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#57 Oct 01 2013 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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What's really funny is seeing all the Tea Party leaders dancing around like it's 1996. How soon they forget history.
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#58 Oct 01 2013 at 7:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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In related news, the federal insurance marketplace opened today.
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#59 Oct 01 2013 at 7:36 AM Rating: Good
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So lolgaxe, you count as a uniformed member of the armed forces and are still getting paid, right?
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#60 Oct 01 2013 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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#61 Oct 01 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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There was a last minute "pay the guys with the big guns before they shoot us" resolution last night, so short of messing up I should have a few bucks in my account today.
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#62 Oct 01 2013 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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I'm paying Lolgaxe personally because I love America.


There's nothing more American than paying someone out of pocket for shady services.

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There was a last minute "pay the guys with the big guns before they shoot us" resolution last night, so short of messing up I should have a few bucks in my account today.


Smiley: thumbsup

Though I'm slightly disappointed. A Tea Party vs. Military struggle is long overdue. It's about time someone took those militias down a peg.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
There's nothing more American than paying someone out of pocket for shady services.

That's why it's the Tea Party dream for American health care!
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#64 Oct 01 2013 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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I'm paying Lolgaxe personally because I love America.
In batcoins or real money?

idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Though I'm slightly disappointed. A Tea Party vs. Military struggle is long overdue. It's about time someone took those militias down a peg.
They might start an armed revolution if the republicans let Obamacare go through.
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#65 Oct 01 2013 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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#66 Oct 01 2013 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Though I'm slightly disappointed. A Tea Party vs. Military struggle is long overdue. It's about time someone took those militias down a peg.
They might start an armed revolution if the republicans let Obamacare go through.[/quote]

I'm not too worried. The vast majority of the people that care are tea partiers, and they're mostly all approaching the century mark.

I'd be more worried about going to war with the legion of blind gun-wielders.

And hey, the medicare problem gets solved at the same time.
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#67 Oct 01 2013 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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The "Occupy Congress" banner is the best part.
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#68 Oct 01 2013 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm paying Lolgaxe personally because I love America.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Though I'm slightly disappointed. A Tea Party vs. Military struggle is long overdue. It's about time someone took those militias down a peg.
They might start an armed revolution if the republicans let Obamacare go through.
I vote we just let them go this time, we really need to do something about that whole "no state can leave the union thing," if anything it should be actively encouraged. Smiley: rolleyes
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if anything it should be actively encouraged.

Ideally, let them secede, then invade and be welcomed as liberators.
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#70 Oct 01 2013 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
if anything it should be actively encouraged.

Ideally, let them secede, then invade and be welcomed as liberators.
Shouldn't be too hard really, it'll be hard for them to fund a military without taxes. It's the occupation part that worries me, maybe we can just shoot things with drones from a distance for a while.
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#71 Oct 01 2013 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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But the military is a big government issue, so not having one at all is the correct course of action.
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#72 Oct 01 2013 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
if anything it should be actively encouraged.

Ideally, let them secede, then invade and be welcomed as liberators.

Why invade when we can simply enslave?

Galveston is trashed anyways.

edit - i guess i assumed the conversation was about texas. if we're going to let florida go, we'll need to save the Manatees first.

Edited, Oct 1st 2013 5:54pm by Elinda
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#73 Oct 01 2013 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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But the military is a big government issue, so not having one at all is the correct course of action.


Well who needs one when you have a Winchester hidden under your bed? I mean really. Smiley: oyvey

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Galveston is trashed anyways.

Speaking of, rebuilding and recovery efforts in flooded Colorado have ground to a halt due to the shutdown. So something a little more inconvenient than the Lincoln Memorial being shuttered.
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#75 Oct 01 2013 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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It wasn't halted, it was determined on upper levels to leave them that way for beachfront property and to increase property values.
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#76 Oct 01 2013 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
if anything it should be actively encouraged.

Ideally, let them secede, then invade and be welcomed as liberators.

Why invade when we can simply enslave?

Galveston is trashed anyways.

edit - i guess i assumed the conversation was about texas. if we're going to let florida go, we'll need to save the Manatees first.

Edited, Oct 1st 2013 5:54pm by Elinda


I mostly figured we'd get rid of those black sheep northern states like Montana and North Dakota. Minnesota would get rid of Bachmann...
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