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#27 Sep 24 2013 at 12:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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I figured Para Para involved parachuting parasaurophalii. Does it not?
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#28 Sep 24 2013 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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I figured it involved wax. Probably hot wax.
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#29 Sep 25 2013 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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Skydiving herbivores aren't that impressive, so I'd have nothing to do with them.
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You have to admit they would be somewhat effective as an aerial bombardment squad after eating though.

"What's that up iun the sky???!!! Oh, ****! <SPLAT>"
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#31 Sep 26 2013 at 8:34 AM Rating: Good
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You could probably get that from a carnivore, and still have an effective ground attack afterwards, though.
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Sure, but the primary **** attack would be uncertain depending on the terrein. Specifically we would have to take a look a the old question "Does a bear **** in the woods?" The answer to which our finest sicentific minds are studiosly ignoring in hopes we'll find something better to do than keep asking them to figure that one out.
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#33 Sep 27 2013 at 7:19 AM Rating: Good
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I think we can hire spg to do that research.
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#34 Sep 27 2013 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
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spg?

It's Friday again (yippee!).

My husband left me yesterday for 2+ weeks. Not sure what I'm going to do with my temporary freedom.
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#35 Sep 27 2013 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy.

Hire two private investigators to follow each other. Only pay the one that figures it out first. The other one was either wasting time or not as good at their job. I, on the other hand, have no plans. The moons and planets have unaligned.

Edited, Sep 27th 2013 9:32am by lolgaxe
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Not sure what I'm going to do with my temporary freedom.

***** it up!

No idea what we're up to this weekend. Weather is supposed to be nice so we'll have to think of something. Been playing some EQ lately as well -- I guess the secret is to take a three year break now and then.
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#37 Sep 27 2013 at 9:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think we can hire spg to do that research.
Sure, we catch the bear, chop it into bits, then suspend the bits in an oscillating electrical field for you. Usually at that point the machine will print out a whole steaming pile of confusing numbers which we'll give back to you and say we need more funding to fully understand the complexity of the problem.

All for only $75 dollars an hour. Smiley: cool
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#38 Sep 27 2013 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent
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someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I think we can hire spg to do that research.
Sure, we catch the bear, chop it into bits, then suspend the bits in an oscillating electrical field for you. Usually at that point the machine will print out a whole steaming pile of confusing numbers which we'll give back to you and say we need more funding to fully understand the complexity of the problem.

All for only $75 dollars an hour. Smiley: cool

I'd charge a bit more for catching a bear and chopping it to bits.
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#39 Sep 27 2013 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
I think we can hire spg to do that research.
Sure, we catch the bear, chop it into bits, then suspend the bits in an oscillating electrical field for you. Usually at that point the machine will print out a whole steaming pile of confusing numbers which we'll give back to you and say we need more funding to fully understand the complexity of the problem.

All for only $75 dollars an hour. Smiley: cool

I'd charge a bit more for catching a bear and chopping it to bits.
I plan on sub-contracting the bear catching to a buddy of mine who'll shoot about anything for a case of cheap beer.

Think of it as a competitive advantage.

Edited, Sep 27th 2013 8:30am by someproteinguy
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I have friends who will shoot it for a chance to use their guns. They may even pay you for letting them shoot the bear.
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I have friends who will shoot it for a chance to use their guns. They may even pay you for letting them shoot the bear.

I hunted bear once. There was a lottery to be allowed to. You should definitely charge him. Also, anything larger than a .22 target pistol is for pussies.
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#42 Sep 27 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hunted bear once.
Blue Oyster Bar?
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I have friends who will shoot it for a chance to use their guns. They may even pay you for letting them shoot the bear.

I hunted bear once. There was a lottery to be allowed to. You should definitely charge him. Also, anything larger than a .22 target pistol is for pussies.


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#44 Sep 29 2013 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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The husband and I went to the Ho'olaule'a last night. Basically island bands playing on big stages downtown and roads blocked off. It was the 20th anniversary, and we wanted to see The Green play, since they're the biggest band that played. We spent about an hour at Cronies, the bar on the corner, so that he could have a few beers, watched the band for a little while, then headed back home and watched "This is the End." It was a good night.

Today, I finished the plans for the Staff of Herding in Diablo III then proceeded to kill unicorns and cuddly teddy bears that wanted to eat my flesh while tickling clouds and opening pots-o-gold. It was fun. Now we have to do some laundry, dishes, and start packing since we're moving 5,000 miles away in exactly 1 week.
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Now we have to do some laundry, dishes, and start packing since we're moving 5,000 miles away in exactly 1 week.

Leaving paradise so soon?

Was that the plan?
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Belkira wrote:
start packing since we're moving 5,000 miles away in exactly 1 week.

Have fun in Japan!
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#50 Sep 30 2013 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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start packing since we're moving 5,000 miles away in exactly 1 week.

Have fun in Japan!
Japan is pretty cool.

Edited, Sep 30th 2013 5:27pm by Aethien
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then headed back home and watched "This is the End." It was a good night.

Pointless story: The other week, Flea and I were going to see a movie and settled on "This is the End" which I hadn't heard of but sounded good enough. I checked the movie times and accidentally looked at the wrong theater and saw "The World's End" and thought that was the flick we had agreed on. Then we got there, Flea said she thought we were at the wrong place, I assured her that we weren't and then she was proven right when we saw the movie poster but it was too late to head to the other theater.

But The World's End proved to be enjoyable anyway so it all worked out. And Flea said later that she was pretty sure I was wrong but figured it wasn't worth making a fuss over.
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