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#1 Sep 20 2013 at 10:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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So occasionally when the planets, moons, and schedules line up the wife type being I live with and I like to do things "together." I've found that interrogation style manipulation doesn't seem to work as well on her as it does military people trying to convince me that the bike they just bought was stolen and that we should pay them the whole hundred bucks for it.

So I, in my infinite wisdom suggested we take some kind of dancing class. She's a chick most of the time, and chicks dig dancing, right? I figured that I'd plant that idea into her head, let it stew for a while, and slowly move the conversation and suggestions to a form of dance that I could stomach, if not actually enjoy. I may, or may not have said it, but I'm kind of a fan of the 20~50s era. Or rather the fashion, music, and dance at the very least. So I slowly started playing more Sinatra and Martin, put out my suit to wear, that kind of thing.

So over the past two hours I've been on and off the phone with her deciding what we'll be doing. I've been suggesting swing, and she's been suggesting para para. Para para is that seizure inducing teeny dance thing from Japan that anime endings are animated as and basically Dance Dance Revolution without the cover of being a video game.

It was a very democratic process, let me tell you. We both voted on which we would rather do, tried to convince the other, and with a fair vote she won with the majority of the 1-1 votes, apparently. I blame the margin of error. So, my weekend is spoken for. Anyone else wishing the world would end in the next twelve hours?
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So over the past two hours I've been on and off the phone with her deciding what we'll be doing. I've been suggesting swing, and she's been suggesting para para. Para para is that seizure inducing teeny dance thing from Japan that anime endings are animated as and basically Dance Dance Revolution without the cover of being a video game.

The best dancing memory with Flea was taking a local one-night dance class. After cruising through mambos and salsas, the final music type was swing. Her style switched like a light switch from Latina temptress to possum on roller skates. Then she ******* about white people music and I called her racist Smiley: laugh
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#3 Sep 20 2013 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
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You're taking para para lessons?

My peaches are falling. I'll be collecting them and perhaps make a pie.

Common Ground Fair is this weekend. I typically meet my sis-in-law there - husband won't go to a fair that won't even sell him a soda.
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Hannah has a soccer game in the morning on Saturday.
We have a room that's 89% done that we can't use because the 11% prevents us from moving furniture in, so hopefully we'll close the deal on that.
We have dueling free options for Saturday night, the Boston Ballet is apparently doing some sort of free show in the city and our town is having a bonfire at the local pond where you go and toss hazelnuts into it and they tell if you're relationship is going to work out. Really. Fucking rich white people. The pond option included the word "playground" and it starts earlier, so it'll likely be that.
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The Mrs. hasn't decided what we're doing yet, only that we're getting out of the house, and doing something. She said the same thing last weekend, but left me to decide what we'd do. So I ended driving the family up to the volcano.

So much grumbling. Smiley: oyvey
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you go and toss hazelnuts into it and they tell if you're relationship is going to work out.

"Ahhhhhh!!! Fuck it burns! Aaahhh holy shit! This is agony! Fuck you and your ***** wife you son of a *****! God, why won't I just die?!"
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"Ahhhhhh!!! **** it burns! Aaahhh holy ****! This is agony! **** you and your ***** wife you son of a *****! God, why won't I just die?!"

I wonder how hard it will be to convince Hannah to hide in the bushes and do this....
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#8 Sep 20 2013 at 11:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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My grapes are nearing ripeness, so I plan on eating a bunch of them, pun definitly intended. More 3D printing of things of course and some design work that I need to take care of to remove some of the slop from the Z axis. That and the new Y bed plate are pretty much the last upgrades for the moment on that though aside from additional extruders.

I suppose I have to do some yard work i've been ignoring too.

I went and shot my bow yesterday after work yesterday, and that was really fun. i may take it out again this weekend and put more holes in paper targets.

Other than that, no real major plans at this point.

I do have a nearby hazelnut grove though...
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#9 Sep 20 2013 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
The Mrs. hasn't decided what we're doing yet, only that we're getting out of the house, and doing something. She said the same thing last weekend, but left me to decide what we'd do. So I ended driving the family up to the volcano.

So much grumbling. Smiley: oyvey
If they grumble too much you should've thrown them into the volcano.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
The Mrs. hasn't decided what we're doing yet, only that we're getting out of the house, and doing something. She said the same thing last weekend, but left me to decide what we'd do. So I ended driving the family up to the volcano.

So much grumbling. Smiley: oyvey
If they grumble too much you should've thrown them into the volcano.
It's probably good they don't let you get within a few miles of the thing. I don't imagine hike would have been any more popular.
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#11 Sep 20 2013 at 1:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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#12 Sep 20 2013 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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It is/was. Alas, I'm not special like that. Smiley: frown
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#13 Sep 20 2013 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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So no playing "the floor is lava" with real lava? Smiley: disappointed
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#14 Sep 20 2013 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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**** that, I still play that game. And "tile cracks/seams are a laser grid."
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#15 Sep 20 2013 at 1:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So no playing "the floor is lava" with real lava? Smiley: disappointed
It's doesn't do that kind of lava very well anyway. More like a 'BOOM!' and 'where'd the mountain go?' kind of thing.
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#16 Sep 20 2013 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So no playing "the floor is lava" with real lava? Smiley: disappointed
It's doesn't do that kind of lava very well anyway. More like a 'BOOM!' and 'where'd the mountain go?' kind of thing.
That's a fun game too.
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#17 Sep 20 2013 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So no playing "the floor is lava" with real lava? Smiley: disappointed
It's doesn't do that kind of lava very well anyway. More like a 'BOOM!' and 'where'd the mountain go?' kind of thing.
That's a fun game too.
For the volcano sure, not so much for people. Unless they like getting turned into confetti or something, in which case who am I to judge? Everyone has their own kinks.

Edit: i before e, expect after t, unless there's no t, then he he he. Smiley: schooled

Edited, Sep 20th 2013 2:35pm by someproteinguy
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#18 Sep 20 2013 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
Everyone plays the floor is lava. It's remarkable.
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#19 Sep 23 2013 at 8:07 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
You're taking para para lessons?
Two hours of wondering if I should bite my wallet to keep from biting my tongue off. Also, quite advisable to stretch before starting. Really painful if you don't. I didn't have much fun, but the woman did so that means I did. Or something.
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#20 Sep 23 2013 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
You're taking para para lessons?
Two hours of wondering if I should bite my wallet to keep from biting my tongue off. Also, quite advisable to stretch before starting. Really painful if you don't. I didn't have much fun, but the woman did so that means I did. Or something.

You should have played The Floor is Lava while having para para lessons.
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#21 Sep 23 2013 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
You're taking para para lessons?
Two hours of wondering if I should bite my wallet to keep from biting my tongue off. Also, quite advisable to stretch before starting. Really painful if you don't. I didn't have much fun, but the woman did so that means I did. Or something.
It's probably payback for you chasing her around the house with your pants down.
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#22 Sep 23 2013 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Forgot to say this on Friday because we were driving to the Yadkin wine AVA in North Carolina where we spent all weekend delightfully drunk. 14 wineries and one vineyard that was closed (oops), 700 miles round trip, 8 bottles of wine and 15 new wineglasses that came home with us, and too much money spent.
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#23 Sep 23 2013 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I somehow completely missed this thread while it was relevant.

lolgaxe wrote:
So I, in my infinite wisdom suggested we take some kind of dancing class. She's a chick most of the time, and chicks dig dancing, right? I figured that I'd plant that idea into her head, let it stew for a while, and slowly move the conversation and suggestions to a form of dance that I could stomach, if not actually enjoy. I may, or may not have said it, but I'm kind of a fan of the 20~50s era. Or rather the fashion, music, and dance at the very least. So I slowly started playing more Sinatra and Martin, put out my suit to wear, that kind of thing.

So over the past two hours I've been on and off the phone with her deciding what we'll be doing. I've been suggesting swing, and she's been suggesting para para. Para para is that seizure inducing teeny dance thing from Japan that anime endings are animated as and basically Dance Dance Revolution without the cover of being a video game.

It was a very democratic process, let me tell you. We both voted on which we would rather do, tried to convince the other, and with a fair vote she won with the majority of the 1-1 votes, apparently. I blame the margin of error. So, my weekend is spoken for. Anyone else wishing the world would end in the next twelve hours?

Did you happen to meet your wife when you were stationed in Okinawa? Smiley: dubious
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#24 Sep 23 2013 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
I hit 3 birthday parties: My Dad's 60th was Friday, Saturday a friend's daughter turned 4, & another friend's daughter turned 1. Then on Sunday I worked. After our Housekeeping manager was fired for stealing tips from the housekeepers last week, & all of the managers have been helping out, they neglected Sunday completely. So Sunday I got to inspect 70 rooms while running the front desk during a 12 hour day (Hurray Salary!). But, Breaking Bad was on when I got home which almost made up for it except I followed that with the Dexter series finale - big mistake.

So I took my rage out on some GTA V.
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#25 Sep 24 2013 at 10:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I had to google para para. Looks terrifying.
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#26 Sep 24 2013 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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Did you happen to meet your wife when you were stationed in Okinawa? Smiley: dubious
I still have my shins, damnit.
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