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#1 Sep 19 2013 at 9:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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This new pope...he's....well....he seems all right. Good work, there. Sneaky bastards working a good one in every few centuries.
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#2 Sep 19 2013 at 9:55 PM Rating: Excellent
Weird, isn't it? Although, the only Catholics I know of who are actually hung up on the no contraceptives, no ****, no sex that feels good angle are quick to point out that it's the MEDIA (NYT!) that's focusing on the pope's mention of those things and they were really only a tiny part of the overall article & how dare the media only focus on that.

Then they voted to cut food stamps.
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#3 Sep 20 2013 at 2:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Too bad he's so old. Unavoidable with popes of course but I hope he doesn't die too quickly.
#4 Sep 20 2013 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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I've got him in the death pool to die next Easter Sunday. Crazed Uber-Catholic from a grassy knoll.
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#5 Sep 20 2013 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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I'm hoping they'll keep him alive for a long time. I don't think we'll see a more progressive pope than this one anytime soon.
#6 Sep 20 2013 at 9:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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He also looks less freaky than the German guy, which is a big plus.
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#7 Sep 20 2013 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pope Palpatine the First wasn't freaky at all.

That was not the Catholicism you were looking for.
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