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#1 Sep 18 2013 at 9:44 PM Rating: Default
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I personally don't get it. The chick does look doable, so I am not sure how that is cruel.

Any of you less commited lover of dogs care to explain it?

Btw. why Americans so squamish whenever sex thing comes up?:>.
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#2 Sep 18 2013 at 10:01 PM Rating: Good
Well, based on "anything you can imagine" as the article says, that could theoretically involve penetration of the animals too. I dunno, I've never watched dog **** and I certainly have no desire to.

Our cats can sometimes get a little too curious when the humans are having sexytimes, but we shoo them away instead of reaching for the camera, as ************** generally do.
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Well, based on "anything you can imagine" as the article says, that could theoretically involve penetration of the animals too. I dunno, I've never watched dog **** and I certainly have no desire to.

Our cats can sometimes get a little too curious when the humans are having sexytimes, but we shoo them away instead of reaching for the camera, as non-sick-@#%^s generally do.


What is this bias I see against sick *****?
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#4 Sep 18 2013 at 11:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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I guess not too "squamish" since these people were willing to fuck dogs.

I'm a little amused that the Humane Society apparently trolls around the internet looking for bestiality **** to report to the police.
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#7 Sep 19 2013 at 3:42 AM Rating: Good
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Catwho wrote:
Our cats can sometimes get a little too curious when the humans are having sexytimes, but we shoo them away instead of reaching for the camera, as non-sick-@#%^s generally do.
It gets fun when they have decided that they NEED to see what's happening and don't give up when you shoo them away. Or they'll just stare at you in contempt.


As for the people in the OP, they should've moved to Denmark before making dog ****.
#8 Sep 19 2013 at 5:57 AM Rating: Good
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Did the dog give consent, or was it forced, against it's will to have sex?

Dog rape is nothing to just shed off.
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Did the dog give consent, or was it forced, against it's will to have sex?

Just because the chick looked doable to Monk, doesn't mean she was hot to a dog.

And I think we need to ask whether or not the dog was sexy. They didn't provide a photo of this third party.
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Elinda wrote:
Did the dog give consent, or was it forced, against it's will to have sex?
Got paid in peanut butter. The dog was a prostitute.
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Did the dog give consent, or was it forced, against it's will to have sex?
Got paid in peanut butter. The dog was a prostitute.


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#12 Sep 19 2013 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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The only squamish I know is this one.
This one is pretty nice.
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Did the dog give consent, or was it forced, against it's will to have sex?

Dog rape is nothing to just shed off.


This is exactly the reason, actually. We anthropomorphize animals we spend time with, so we write laws that treat familiar ones as people. ******* a dog, huge problem, shooting a deer in the face, perfectly fine. I realize it's likely this was known by everyone here, just thought I'd add it.
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shooting a deer in the face, perfectly fine.
We have to, or they'll shoot us first.
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We anthropomorphize animals we spend time with, so we write laws that treat familiar ones as people. @#%^ing a dog, huge problem, shooting a deer in the face, perfectly fine. I realize it's likely this was known by everyone here, just thought I'd add it.


To be fair though, I think you'll get the same charge for ******* a deer too.
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Dog will just stare at you. If my wife is any indication, deer are a lot like Asian women. They get incredibly skittish and run away immediately if you start chasing after them with your pants down screaming HAPPY ***** FUN TIME GO.
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Dog will just stare at you. If my wife is any indication, deer are a lot like Asian women

Your wife is a deer?
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Dog will just stare at you. If my wife is any indication, deer are a lot like Asian women. They get incredibly skittish and run away immediately if you start chasing after them with your pants down screaming HAPPY ***** FUN TIME GO.
I feel sorry for your daughter (and your wife) if you do this regularly.
#20 Sep 20 2013 at 10:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe she just thinks she's supposed to play it like the japanese gameshow of the same name.
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Dog will just stare at you. If my wife is any indication, deer are a lot like Asian women. They get incredibly skittish and run away immediately if you start chasing after them with your pants down screaming HAPPY ***** FUN TIME GO.
I feel sorry for your daughter (and your wife) if you do this regularly.
My daughter wouldn't have been conceived otherwise. Smiley: schooled
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#23 Sep 23 2013 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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Point taken, I guess.
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Dog will just stare at you. If my wife is any indication, deer are a lot like Asian women. They get incredibly skittish and run away immediately if you start chasing after them with your pants down screaming HAPPY ***** FUN TIME GO.
I feel sorry for your daughter (and your wife) if you do this regularly.
My daughter wouldn't have been conceived otherwise. Smiley: schooled


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Point taken, I guess.


She sure did.
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#25 Sep 23 2013 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
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To be fair though, I think you'll get the same charge for @#%^ing a deer too.


I think you're probably ok so long as you shoot them first.
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