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#127 Sep 19 2013 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Reducing firearm deaths isn't the same thing as reducing deaths with regard to violent crimes. The method simply changes.

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Smash was barking up the wrong tree. Looking at the wrong side of the equation.

Nope.

Still can't get to the part the 8 year old understood? Amazing. Either she's smarter than you or she didn't start from a preconceived ideology that made her willing to make obvious logical and factual errors to try to shore up a bankrupt opinion.

Genuinely not sure which would be true. It's sort of sad no one taught you critical thinking skills somewhere along the way from your birth to now. Oh well, it's probably not too late if you try.
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#129 Sep 19 2013 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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Setting aside mass killings, I already ran the numbers and chart in a previous thread for the US homicide rate based against its gun ownership rate reflected against other developed nations. The idea that everyone just starts killing at the same rate using knives and clubs is simply unsupported.


You mean the one where you just ignored the developed nations that didn't fit the pattern you wanted? Yup. I remember. I also remember crunching the numbers and showing that the trend was actually in the opposite direction to what you claimed. While many nations with lower gun ownership rates than the US did also have lower homicide rates than the US, the difference in homicide rate was not as great as the difference in gun ownership. Meaning that the correlation between them was the opposite when those nations were considered as a separate set. Specifically, when we looked at just European nations, the consistent trend was that the lower the gun ownership rate the higher the homicide rate.

The US is actually an outlier with this regard in that we have a high gun ownership rate *and* a high homicide rate (relative to most, but not all the developed countries). Of course other nations like Russia, Mexico, Ukraine, etc had very low gun ownership rates and very very high homicide rates. One could easily argue (and I did at the time) that the normal pattern worldwide is for lower ownership to correlate to higher homicide rates, and that all the nations which follow that pattern are the norm, and the US is the exception.

The data certainly did not support the idea that if we reduced gun ownership rates in the US that we'd reduce the homicide rate in the US.
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...didn't start from a preconceived ideology that made her willing to make obvious logical and factual errors to try to shore up a bankrupt opinion.


That's some irony for ya. You get that this is exactly what you're doing right? Starting with your conclusion and twisting around any data that comes your way to make it fit.
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#131 Sep 19 2013 at 4:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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You mean the one where you just ignored the developed nations that didn't fit the pattern you wanted? Yup. I remember. I also remember crunching the numbers and showing that the trend was actually in the opposite direction to what you claimed.

If that's what you want to believe, go for it. I'm sure everyone who gives a fuck remembers the thread well enough to draw their own conclusions.
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#132 Sep 19 2013 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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That's some irony for ya. You get that this is exactly what you're doing right? Starting with your conclusion and twisting around any data that comes your way to make it fit.

This **** doesn't work past 5th grade, just FYI. I'm not sure what your peer group is, maybe it involves playgrounds, but this sort of argument would alienate pretty much anyone I know. It's boring, and painfully false. I don't know what my positions are until I look at the data. I know what I want to work out as true, and sometimes it does, but sometimes it doesn't.

I love guns. Seriously. I love to shoot, I like the mechanical complexity of certain models, I like the satisfaction of putting lead downrange for fun...shooting up an old car with sub machine guns say. Love it. It'd be great for me if people owning lots of guns didn't end up with more dead people, but it does. Part of being a fucking grown up is realizing that everyone else isn't a mirror image of you and that for the good of other people you sacrificing some things you enjoy is an acceptable outcome. I'd pay triple the taxes I do now if it meant a broad middle class and less poverty, even though it would mean less for me.

It would be FAR FAR EASIER to just pretend everything I want is the best thing for everyone and make **** up to fit that profile. I don't do that, however, because I'm no longer 14 years old. When is that time going to come for you?
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I hope you're at least setting her up with Borderlands 2.

We finished it the other day, actually. Hannah was pretty sad about Bloodwing and wanted to play the first one as Mordaci. It happened to be $10 (for the bundle) on Amazon for the Steam code in a bundle with Bioshock 1 and 2 which Nexa hasn't played and was interested in, so we bought them. Incidentally, I have a steam code for Duke Nukem Forever that was also part of the bundle that I'll never ever use, so if some ********* wants it, PM me. Assuming that's legal and within the forum TOS, I have no idea. If it isn't, don't.
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#134 Sep 19 2013 at 7:55 PM Rating: Default
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That's some irony for ya. You get that this is exactly what you're doing right? Starting with your conclusion and twisting around any data that comes your way to make it fit.

This sh*t doesn't work past 5th grade, just FYI. I'm not sure what your peer group is, maybe it involves playgrounds, but this sort of argument would alienate pretty much anyone I know. It's boring, and painfully false.


And yet, you're the one who made that sort of argument. All I did was point it back at you. Forgive me if I almost fall out of my chair laughing when someone accuses me of doing exactly what he's been doing for the last 8 or 10 posts. Bonus points for them saying "That's such a lame argument", when I point this out to them.

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I don't know what my positions are until I look at the data. I know what I want to work out as true, and sometimes it does, but sometimes it doesn't.


I'm not sure why you're talking about positions. I'm not even talking about a position on gun control. All I was saying was that there's no significance to the correlation you made regarding a 100% overlap between contractors who commit mass shootings and contractors who own guns.


That it. I have no other motivation other than to point out that your correlation was pointless (just as pointless as the correlation between mass shooters and food eaters in fact). You're free to hold whatever position you want on an issue Smash, but when I see someone use ridiculously fallacious logic to try to influence the perception of something (as you did), I'm going to point it out.

Your problem isn't with your positions, Smash. It's with the absolutely mind numbingly absurd "arguments" you use to support them. Hell. I don't think you even made a position clear on gun control in this thread. You rarely do (take a direct and clear position). You rely instead of tossing out information and correlations clearly designed to influence someone's opinion on an issue, but without actually making a real argument. You didn't say "because of this correlation we should find that gun ownership leads to mass shootings, thus we should <so something> about gun ownership". You just stated the correlation knowing that most people would follow the assumed argument. That way you don't have to actually make an argument and defend it.


It's not like I haven't observed your posting style for like a decade now Smash. And one thing I've learned is not to argue against the position I (and everyone else) assumes you're taking (because you aren't technically taking one), but to just point out every time you make a correlation or other statement that is factually or logically false. What's fun about this is that when I don't fall into the "argue against what I assume he's saying, only to have him change later" game, you fall right into it yourself. Note, that even though neither your nor I directly made any statement regarding gun control in our interaction, you still assumed I was arguing a position about gun control.

I'm not. I'm just pointing out the worthlessness of what you said, so that no one makes the mistake of thinking it matters. Now, if you want to actually take a position and then defend it, you're free to do so.


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It'd be great for me if people owning lots of guns didn't end up with more dead people, but it does.


This is you not making an argument btw while still attempting to influence people's opinions on an issue. See how you do this all the time? Your "arguments" more or less consist of a string of statements like this and nothing else.

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#135 Sep 19 2013 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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You didn't say "because of this correlation we should find that gun ownership leads to mass shootings, thus we should <so something> about gun ownership". You just stated the correlation knowing that most people would follow the assumed argument. That way you don't have to actually make an argument and defend it.

You mean I state facts that lead to obvious conclusions for people who aren't clinically brain dead. You're right, that's a terrible way to do things. Better would be to make a non statement based on my personal anecdotal experience, then when surprised by facts that completely refute it pretend I was actually arguing about the price of rice In Rome in a thread about child abuse.

Let me try it: What poor people need to do is join the military, have them pay for an Ivy ivy League education, go into government service, quit, decide to play poker at a time when it's incredibly easy to make money at it, quit that, meet a married woman at an internet forum meetup, assume that she'll eventually get divorced for reasons that don't involve you, have a long distance relationship for a few years, decide to start a consulting business (use the school/government/military connections, obviously), have a son, oh wait, I forgot, marry the woman...do that, have a son, decide work is for suckers and be a stay at home dad slowly rehabbing a 150 year old New England farm house in a town where the "poor" people still buy a NEW Lexus every three years.

Really, I mean what the **** is wrong with those lazy ********. It's just hard work, people!

Seriously though, I'd estimate the number of people who've read more than ten of my posts who don't think I take or defend positions to be somewhere in the range of 1 with a margin of error of +/- 0. You don't find it odd when you "discover" traits about people that no one else sees? Your lack of self awareness is fascinating in some ways, I'll admit. Be honest, now, are you Phineas Gage?
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meet a married woman at an internet forum meetup

Nerd.
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Well...at least he wasn't' black and Muslim. Or from Syria....or Iran.

S'funny how all that money spent on security cameras, surveillance, personnel is less than useless at stopping this sort of event, but the fact that this shooting did happen will be used as a reason to extend security spending even further and people will feel that even more intrusive surveillance of their lives will be justified to 'make them safer'. Smiley: oyvey



Actually, if he were both black and Muslim, the black community would "disown" him like what happened with the DC sniper. Your card can be revoked at any time.
#138 Sep 19 2013 at 9:16 PM Rating: Excellent
Gbaji;

1) How crazy must a person be for you to think they shouldn't be able to own guns? Be specific.

2) After setting the bar, how would you go about assuring that no one that crazy was able to own guns?
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Well, I saw what you did and thought "wait a minute...if he can do it, ima get me a married one!" Then I drew my pistol, and then I drew my rapier. Then I probably had a lithium because that was an awkward time for me. True story, first time Nexa came to the worker's paradise to visit me, we were driving down a quiet wooded road and she semi-seriously asked me if this was where I was going to kill her. I think I said "well, I am a high functioning sociopath you know" and she said "yes, of course I know, you idiot".

Ahh good times, good times. That'll be a good story for the boy someday.

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Then I drew my pistol, and then I drew my rapier. Then I probably had a lithium because that was an awkward time for me.

And yet the government still allowed you to have pistols and rapiers. See? This is the problem.
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You can have my Rapier when you pry it from your cold, dead corpse!

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/steals lolgaxe's pic and brings a Sword Gun to the sword & gun fight.
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#143 Sep 20 2013 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yup. I remember.
Was that the same thread where you insisted that if it were easier for civilians to carry guns that there would be less mass shootings, and gave two examples of one where a "civilian" questionably ended a shooting from getting worse and one didn't, but it turned out that the only difference between the two ended up being just luck? Or was that the one where you were arguing that we can't have people register guns for the same reason we simply couldn't have people register to vote? You'll have to excuse me if I can't really keep track of your half-thought out theories.
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And yet the government still allowed you to have pistols and rapiers. See? This is the problem.

While I was fibbing and didn't draw either, I do actually own both a pistol and a rapier, although I have to say, I'm rarely walking around wearing both.
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1) How crazy must a person be for you to think they shouldn't be able to own guns? Be specific.

2) After setting the bar, how would you go about assuring that no one that crazy was able to own guns?


You will never get to #2, ever. Gbaji doesn't ever specify where regulation should start or end. To do so would be to admit regulation is required. "of course there should be some limits (which I won't go into at all)" is about as good as you'll get if you're particularly lucky. Why bother taking a position when you are going to arbitrarily move the frame close and closer to crazytown as needed. "If armed drones could be owned by neighborhood watch groups, Trayvon is still alive!"
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While I was fibbing and didn't draw either, I do actually own both a pistol and a rapier, although I have to say, I'm rarely walking around wearing both.
You should stick with the sword. Less practical, but certainly more impressive looking.
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While I was fibbing and didn't draw either, I do actually own both a pistol and a rapier, although I have to say, I'm rarely walking around wearing both.
You should stick with the sword. Less practical, but certainly more impressive looking.

False.

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Smasharoo wrote:
1) How crazy must a person be for you to think they shouldn't be able to own guns? Be specific.

2) After setting the bar, how would you go about assuring that no one that crazy was able to own guns?


You will never get to #2, ever. Gbaji doesn't ever specify where regulation should start or end. To do so would be to admit regulation is required. "of course there should be some limits (which I won't go into at all)" is about as good as you'll get if you're particularly lucky. Why bother taking a position when you are going to arbitrarily move the frame close and closer to crazytown as needed. "If armed drones could be owned by neighborhood watch groups, Trayvon is still alive!"


Uh, you can own an armed drone today. There are fairly heavy restrictions and the ones on the market aren't great weapons platforms.
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Uh, you can own an armed drone today. There are fairly heavy restrictions and the ones on the market aren't great weapons platforms.


While that might be true, a notable percentage of pro-gun people believe that having "heavy restrictions" is a violation of the constitution. Somehow, that is "ok" for weapons such as drones, WMD, etc., but not ok with small hand guns.
#150Kavekkk, Posted: Sep 21 2013 at 5:13 PM, Rating: Unrated, (Expand Post) Yeah, if you're going for a sword and pistol style you probably want a sabre or a cutlass and a brace of flintlocks. Rapier and glock just don't have the same appeal.
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And yet the government still allowed you to have pistols and rapiers. See? This is the problem.

While I was fibbing and didn't draw either, I do actually own both a pistol and a rapier, although I have to say, I'm rarely walking around wearing both.


Yeah, if you're going for a sword and pistol style you probably want a sabre or a cutlass and a brace of flintlocks. Rapier and glock just don't have the same appeal.

I'd like to see someone do a period authentic massacre sometime, actually. That'd be a pretty classy way to murder a bunch of people.

Like, going to a Ren Fair and hacking people up with a broadsword?
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