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#1 Sep 09 2013 at 11:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy birthday to Smash. And Arnold Palmer. The only people I ever remember who share my own.

#2 Sep 10 2013 at 12:20 AM Rating: Excellent
GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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Feliz Cumpleanos, trickybeck!! Smiley: yippee
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#3 Sep 10 2013 at 5:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on not being dead yet. Have fun celebrating!
#4 Sep 10 2013 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Obligatory.
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#5 Sep 10 2013 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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Happy B-day Tricky and Smash. Hope you both get a little bit of your biggest fantasy. Smiley: grin Or not.

Smiley: cookie 4tricky, Smiley: cheese4Smash

My Zam birthday pal was Katie.
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#6 Sep 10 2013 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tricky only posts these days to fish for birthday wishes Smiley: mad
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#7 Sep 10 2013 at 9:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Celebrated by falling down the stairs while carrying my son. Fortunately, I landed on my back, slid about 10 feet and caught him mid-fall with my other hand. Was a lot like being shot at, where you feel like you were moving at normal speed in a slow motion movie. I wouldn't recommend it.
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#8 Sep 11 2013 at 3:23 AM Rating: Good
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Celebrated by falling down the stairs while carrying my son. Fortunately, I landed on my back, slid about 10 feet and caught him mid-fall with my other hand. Was a lot like being shot at, where you feel like you were moving at normal speed in a slow motion movie. I wouldn't recommend it.
Sounds like a wild party.
#9 Sep 11 2013 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Celebrated by falling down the stairs while carrying my son. Fortunately, I landed on my back, slid about 10 feet and caught him mid-fall with my other hand. Was a lot like being shot at, where you feel like you were moving at normal speed in a slow motion movie. I wouldn't recommend it.
Funny way to celebrate. Have you been shot at?

Nice catch btw.
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#10 Sep 11 2013 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do you really think Smash could have made it this far in life without someone taking a shot at him?
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#11 Sep 11 2013 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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I need to work for a better director, I never got the slow motion scene. Smiley: frown
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Do you really think Smash could have made it this far in life without someone taking a shot at him?

I've also been stabbed, had acid thrown at my face, and least surprisingly been hit in the torso with an aluminum baseball bat. But enough about dating, that's all over since I met Nexa.
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#13 Sep 11 2013 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Do you really think Smash could have made it this far in life without someone taking a shot at him?

I've also been stabbed, had acid thrown at my face, and least surprisingly been hit in the torso with an aluminum baseball bat. But enough about dating, that's all over since I met Nexa.

Yes, I imagine things are worse.
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#14 Sep 11 2013 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Do you really think Smash could have made it this far in life without someone taking a shot at him?

I've also been stabbed, had acid thrown at my face, and least surprisingly been hit in the torso with an aluminum baseball bat. But enough about dating, that's all over since I met Nexa.

I never realized you were a Pakistani wife.
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#15 Sep 11 2013 at 6:10 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Do you really think Smash could have made it this far in life without someone taking a shot at him?

I've also been stabbed, had acid thrown at my face, and least surprisingly been hit in the torso with an aluminum baseball bat. But enough about dating, that's all over since I met Nexa.


Once you married her she calmed down, huh?
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#16 Sep 12 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Now it's only the bat and acid.
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#17 Sep 12 2013 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Do you really think Smash could have made it this far in life without someone taking a shot at him?

I've also been stabbed, had acid thrown at my face, and least surprisingly been hit in the torso with an aluminum baseball bat. But enough about dating, that's all over since I met Nexa.

I never realized you were a Pakistani wife.

It was prolly acid of the blotter variety - thrown into his mouth - at his request. The stabbings just vague memories of a trip to the dentist and the bat in the stomach is simply a flashback of middle-school baseball practice.
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