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#52 Sep 01 2013 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah. I had given up on my signature. Then I got a job where my signature would sometimes be on things. I pretty much spent four hours training my hand to make it look presentable

Type your name underneath is like a normal person? Anyone I know who worked anywhere they had to sign for many things (including me) has a signature that's basically, at most, 2 legible letters and a line.


I don't mean signing for things, I mean signing things like letters to directors, etc.
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#53 Sep 01 2013 at 7:21 PM Rating: Default
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
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Yeah. I had given up on my signature. Then I got a job where my signature would sometimes be on things. I pretty much spent four hours training my hand to make it look presentable

Type your name underneath is like a normal person? Anyone I know who worked anywhere they had to sign for many things (including me) has a signature that's basically, at most, 2 legible letters and a line.


I don't mean signing for things, I mean signing things like letters to directors, etc.

That's what he means. You should have a signature block that has your name, title and position in print along with your signature.

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#54 Sep 01 2013 at 9:37 PM Rating: Good
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The more illegible your signature, the harder it is to forge, and thus the more valuable it is.
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#55 Sep 01 2013 at 9:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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#57 Sep 03 2013 at 6:58 AM Rating: Decent
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The more illegible your signature, the harder it is to forge, and thus the more valuable it is.

Clearly. It's drastically harder to forge a legible "A" than it is to forge a unique squiggle. Wait, what's that? It isn't? Also, it's 2013. No one gives a fuck about signatures. As a credential, they're essentially useless. The only reason they are still used it tradition.
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#58 Sep 03 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Protestors care about signatures!

No one cares about protestors, though.
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#59 Sep 03 2013 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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The more illegible your signature, the harder it is to forge, and thus the more valuable it is.

Clearly. It's drastically harder to forge a legible "A" than it is to forge a unique squiggle. Wait, what's that? It isn't? Also, it's 2013. No one gives a fuck about signatures. As a credential, they're essentially useless. The only reason they are still used it tradition.
I wish banks and lawyers would fuck off with these then. Getting tired of having to sign bank documents and getting them notarized by lawyers.
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#60 Sep 03 2013 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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I've got an ink stamper of my sig, but I don't ever use it anymore. My ink pad seems to always be dried up.

Koa's printing machine could probably make a signature stamp.
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#61 Sep 03 2013 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yup, Ink or paper embossing! http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:140343 They even already have an easy to customize one, basically you make a 100 x 100 pixel image (black and white for best results) upload it to the customizer, and hit the Make button. Send it to the printer, and 42 minutes later, customize-able stamp thingy!. There's an ink stamp in there that does the same thing too.
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#62 Sep 03 2013 at 8:26 PM Rating: Decent
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notarized by lawyers.

You can see how this part is the important bit, and not you actually signing something, right?
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#63 Sep 03 2013 at 9:13 PM Rating: Default
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Well, to be fair. We should differentiate requiring signatures from whether or not the actual signature actually means anything. Being in the Army, most of my signatures are digital, but I have had my signatures on receipts cross checked with either my credit card or an original signature. Whether or not that was necessary is another topic.
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#64 Sep 04 2013 at 4:07 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
notarized by lawyers.

You can see how this part is the important bit, and not you actually signing something, right?
They're not mutually exclusive. A lawyer won't notarize without you signing in front of them.
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#65 Sep 04 2013 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
notarized by lawyers.

You can see how this part is the important bit, and not you actually signing something, right?
Notaries don't have to be lawyers.

The whole notion of the notary public though is kind of interesting. I wonder how that service could be adapted to the Internets?
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#66 Sep 04 2013 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
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Notaries don't have to be lawyers.
True, but it is what I specified and he was quoting me.
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#67 Sep 04 2013 at 6:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Notaries don't have to be lawyers.

No shit. Also, lawyers don't have to be notaries. While we're here, fish don't have to be sharks, but sharks DO have to be fish. It's a crazy mixed up world we live in.
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#68 Sep 04 2013 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
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Notaries don't have to be lawyers.

No shit. Also, lawyers don't have to be notaries. While we're here, fish don't have to be sharks, but sharks DO have to be fish. It's a crazy mixed up world we live in.

Your time of the month deary?
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#69 Sep 04 2013 at 6:59 AM Rating: Good
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Your time of the month deary?

No, I just tire of banal attempts at "correcting" things that aren't errors. I assume a certain level of reading comprehension from adults, but clearly I've misjudged that terribly. One wonders if this is limited to forum posts for you. When you shop for groceries, do you stare at a sign reading "Eggs, $1.99 per dozen" and suddenly yell "THEY MEAN CHICKEN EGGS! NOT ONLY CHICKENS HAVE EGGS!"

Edited, Sep 4th 2013 8:59am by Smasharoo
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#70 Sep 04 2013 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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No, I just tire of banal attempts at "correcting" things that aren't errors

Congratulations, Elinda. After umpteen years of this happening a trillion times a day on the internet, yours was the post that made him crack.
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#71 Sep 04 2013 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Congratulations, Elinda. After umpteen years of this happening a trillion times a day on the internet, yours was the post that made him crack.

That, or it was the first post of surprised confusion over it.
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#72 Sep 04 2013 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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No, I just tire of banal attempts at "correcting" things that aren't errors

Congratulations, Elinda. After umpteen years of this happening a trillion times a day on the internet, yours was the post that made him crack.
I win something?
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#73 Sep 04 2013 at 7:11 AM Rating: Decent
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I win something?

Smug self satisfaction, we assume.
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#74 Sep 04 2013 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smug self satisfaction, we assume.

Are we sure the internet has any to spare?
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#76 Sep 04 2013 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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When you shop for groceries, do you stare at a sign reading "Eggs, $1.99 per dozen" and suddenly yell "THEY MEAN CHICKEN EGGS! NOT ONLY CHICKENS HAVE EGGS!"
I'm going to have to try this someday.
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