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#227 Sep 10 2013 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Have they released the proof that Assad even did anything?
They didn't get a chance to finish their work did they?


They haven't?

Odd because it seems Kerry and Obama have spent the better part of the last 2 weeks claiming they have evidence, would seem odd to claim you have something when you haven't had the chance to finish your work.
Well yeah, after you find what you want you're supposed to stop looking around and bury your head in the sand.

Right?
Considering Obama and Kerry were priming up to launch strikes into Syria based on the evidence they had....I am not sure what your point is.
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#228 Sep 10 2013 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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rdmcandie wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:

rdmcandie wrote:
Have they released the proof that Assad even did anything?
They didn't get a chance to finish their work did they?


They haven't?

Odd because it seems Kerry and Obama have spent the better part of the last 2 weeks claiming they have evidence, would seem odd to claim you have something when you haven't had the chance to finish your work.
Well yeah, after you find what you want you're supposed to stop looking around and bury your head in the sand.

Right?
Considering Obama and Kerry were priming up to launch strikes into Syria based on the evidence they had....I am not sure what your point is.
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Indeed, thats what I do every morning reading about how Obama and Kerry are handing over the Wests position of power to Russia and China on a silver plater...one lie at a time.
Yeah well they'll never take my freedom, so long as I have my Winchester and this giant quote pyramid keeping me safe.


They already have your freedom...it got signed away in Oct of 2001.
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#229 Sep 10 2013 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
I have no doubt someone in Assad's military used chemical weapons, based on the video evidence (It's online if you feel like watching a snuff film), the sat photos, the intercepted calls/radio transmissions. It does appear the threat of US intervention has worked, though, as now Syria wants to sign the Chemical Weapons ban treaty & Russia is gonna ok their disarming them provided the US, England, & France promise not to bomb them.

A win for everyone minus the 1400 who died from them.


Edited, Sep 10th 2013 2:46pm by Omegavegeta
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#230 Sep 10 2013 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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At least add spaces after your signature or something. Smiley: mad
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#232 Sep 10 2013 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
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That's ... weird.
I don't like it. Your posts are too... small, now.
Gonna stay this way for a while.
Why?
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#233 Sep 10 2013 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I have no doubt someone in Assad's military used chemical weapons, based on the video evidence (It's online if you feel like watching a snuff film), the sat photos, the intercepted calls/radio transmissions

Really, no doubt? So just to sum up the sequence of events, as you see them, Assad (or whoever) launches a miniscule chemical weapons strike, there's a small international furor, nothing of consequence comes from it, then he decides he has no interest in using chemical weapons ever again because...I don't know, I'm guessing here...dragons?
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Dragons would be bad ***.

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#235 Sep 10 2013 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I have no doubt someone in the Rebel camp used chemical weapons. Based on first hand accounts by rebels (its online if you feel like reading middle eastern news sources) the sat photos and calls/radio transmissions. It does appear the diplomacy of Russia has worked though, as now the US has stepped back and is delaying a crucial congressional vote to launch strikes without UN consent, while Russia, Syria and the UN hammer out a peaceful alternative.

I mean its not like the Rebels haven't used the weapons before right. Its not like Al Qaeda in Iraq hasn't been making chemical weapons at all either. But I am sure that is inconsequential anyway, since there is no Al Qaeda presence in Syria...right Mr. Kerry!





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#236 Sep 10 2013 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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Really, no doubt? So just to sum up the sequence of events, as you see them, Assad (or whoever) launches a miniscule chemical weapons strike, there's a small international furor, nothing of consequence comes from it, then he decides he has no interest in using chemical weapons ever again because...I don't know, I'm guessing here...dragons?


The threat of the US & Co. intervening & making him lose his civil war. The whole "red line" thing came out of the fact that based on our intelligence the Assad regime was getting ready to use Chems, Obama yelled at him, & they backed down then. I actually don't think Assad signed off on the chems, based on the chatter that was intercepted, the fact that UN inspectors were in country, & the fact that our intel didn't pick up on them getting ready to use them. I also doubt the Rebels or Al Queda used them, as if they had Assad probably would have let the inspectors investigate immediately and could have swooped in and been a hero to his people.
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#237 Sep 10 2013 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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I wish we had a dragon for president Smiley: frown
But only if the dragon doesn't go to congress.

Or goes to congress. I'm not particularly sure what the conservative script is about them. Dragon starts with D and all.
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#238 Sep 10 2013 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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The threat of the US & Co. intervening & making him lose his civil war. The whole "red line" thing came out of the fact that based on our intelligence the Assad regime was getting ready to use Chems, Obama yelled at him, & they backed down then. I actually don't think Assad signed off on the chems, based on the chatter that was intercepted, the fact that UN inspectors were in country, & the fact that our intel didn't pick up on them getting ready to use them. I also doubt the Rebels or Al Queda used them, as if they had Assad probably would have let the inspectors investigate immediately and could have swooped in and been a hero to his people.

Holy fuck. No idea where to start, really. Your opinion would literally seem more credible if you just quoted dialogue verbatim from an episode of "24". Targeted strikes expressly designed not to effect the outcome of the civil war were going to cause him to loose the civil war?? Assad would have given up national sovereignty cavalierly if the opposition had used chemical weapons?

What fucking universe do you live in?
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I think the green dragons are liberal but they breathe chlorine gas so that might be an uncomfortable conflict of interest.
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#240 Sep 10 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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#241angrymnk, Posted: Sep 10 2013 at 6:53 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) So what does it all mean?
#242 Sep 10 2013 at 7:24 PM Rating: Default
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And even if we want to extend this "just to be sure", on Aug 28th, the US told the press they were positive it was Assad.

So, the same day as the polling showing that 80% of the nation wanted a Congressional mandate. Yeah, thanks for proving my point for me.


The same day the poll went into the field. Not the same day the poll results were released. You're right! No political hack has *ever* put a poll in the field, knowing what the result would be, with the intention of supporting the intended action of his guy. That never happens. Oh wait! It happens all the damn time.


Obama never intended to take any military action in Syria. Everything he's done has been to allow him to not do anything, despite his "red line" statement, while making sure everyone and his mother knows that his decision to not do anything was what everyone wanted him to do in the first place. It's not just about whether to ask for congressional approval, but also how this whole thing has been dragged out in the public so as to build as much opposition to action as possible.

I happen to think that it semi-backfired on him, but I do think that was his plan. I'm sure he'll be able to put a positive spin on it though, and I'm also sure that the media will lap it up and regurgitate it for him.
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#243 Sep 10 2013 at 7:30 PM Rating: Default
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Had he simply taken action unilaterally, the only people talking about whether he should have gotten approval first would be the handful of pundits no one usually listens to anyway.
I'm not sure if this is funny because it's self-aware humor or that you really consider yourself a pundit.


I would not have criticized the action if he'd done it that way. There are *always* a few people who'll pull out the official rule book of warfare and try to make the point that he should have gotten approval first, but those rules have never been applied in cases of short term punitive strikes. Doesn't prevent people from saying it, but as I said: No one takes them seriously. Because no one honestly expects the president to wait around for weeks while open debate and legal wrangling go on, just to do a one time air strike.

Which is why in this case, the decision to open it up to exactly that sort of debate right off the bat suggests strongly that his intention all along was to not take any military action in response to the chemical weapons use. Even if he'd wanted to wait, the White House could easily have simply said they were waiting for a full investigation and weren't yet considering options. They didn't. They did the opposite. They engaged almost immediately in "what if" scenarios, and more or less begged the media to pick up the "what should the president do, and how should he do it" story.
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The same day the poll went into the field. Not the same day the poll results were released. You're right! No political hack has *ever* put a poll in the field, knowing what the result would be, with the intention of supporting the intended action of his guy. That never happens. Oh wait! It happens all the damn time.

Seriously? You've resorted to clinging to polling conspiracy theories? This is your argument now?

Hey, maybe next you'll talk about the oversampling!
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#245gbaji, Posted: Sep 10 2013 at 7:38 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You're easily manipulated, aren't you? Obama yelled at him and he backed down? Lol!!!
#246 Sep 10 2013 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I think this is actually a great course of action for Russia. After selling chems to Syria, they get to take them back and, undoubtedly, sell them to Assad again in ten years! it's like the DEA drug trade: shake down dealers, take their dope, then sell it back to them.
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The same day the poll went into the field. Not the same day the poll results were released. You're right! No political hack has *ever* put a poll in the field, knowing what the result would be, with the intention of supporting the intended action of his guy. That never happens. Oh wait! It happens all the damn time.

Seriously? You've resorted to clinging to polling conspiracy theories?


It's not a conspiracy theory when putting polls (or arranging for them to be put) in the field is a common political practice Joph. Where you born under a rock just yesterday or something?
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It's not a conspiracy theory when putting polls (or arranging for them to be put) in the field is a common political practice Joph. Where you born under a rock just yesterday or something?

Well, you're certainly the one to lecture us all about polling. I mean, with your 0-500 track record for being correct and all.

But that "born under a rock" comment was cutting and that's almost as good as credibility.
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#249 Sep 10 2013 at 8:12 PM Rating: Good
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Holy ****. No idea where to start, really. Your opinion would literally seem more credible if you just quoted dialogue verbatim from an episode of "24". Targeted strikes expressly designed not to effect the outcome of the civil war were going to cause him to loose the civil war?? Assad would have given up national sovereignty cavalierly if the opposition had used chemical weapons?

What ******* universe do you live in?


Why is Assad now offering to declare his Chems, give them up, & sign the Chemical Weapons Ban treaty if his military:

1) Didn't Gas Civilians (Again, probably)
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2) Isn't "afraid" of the US/France/England "punishing" him
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#250 Sep 10 2013 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
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Why is Assad now offering to declare his Chems, give them up

He isn't. He's offering to pretend to, which, as it happens, isn't actually the same thing.


, & sign the Chemical Weapons Ban treaty


I'm not even going to address this one. Why sign a treaty after the consensus is that you've violated the terms of the treaty ex parte? See if you can riddle it out.


if his military:

1) Didn't Gas Civilians (Again, probably)
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2) Isn't "afraid" of the US/France/England "punishing" him


For fuck sake, really? Because international diplomacy isn't the same as deciding if a child stole a fucking cookie. Let's look at the simplest possible reasons, shall we?

1. The chemical weapons are a hedge against Isreal's WMDs. A brokered solution involving the US neuters that threat.

2. Never used them, has no intent to, and the value of them as a political tool is actually *depreciated* by their apparent use. The value of removing them as a political tool increases greatly by their apparent use. "Benevolent old Bashir, he doesn't want to gas us so much he let the Russians take all of his gas supplies!"

3. Most importantly, and REALLY THE OBVIOUS ONE, Assad feels he's about to decisively win this war, OR, more likely has been provided the means and assurances to do so via back channels by the US. Let me emphasize again that this is almost certainly what's actually happening. The US has almost certainly brokered a conclusion to the primary military phase of the Syrian civil war that will result in Assad maintaining power (which is the outcome everyone in the international community wants regardless of "self determination" lip service) in exchange for a PR win for the current administration. I'd expect hostilities to be resolved by Spring '14.

This is how it works, you see. Everything you think you "understand" about how geopolitics work on a macro scale is wrong. Human life is cheap and essentially meaningless, ideological underpinnings don't matter, the US will smile and nod if a friendly regime slaughters it's citizens or cuts their hands off or kills women for reporting rape, etc. Regional stability where a nation state has significant economic interests is paramount. It's not a "conspiracy theory" to note this, it's just observation of the historical record. Now, of course, shit happens. Assad might get killed. The rebels might get lucky. Realpolitik fails all the time, just far less than ideologies do. In the short term, anyway. In the long term the powerful generally get what they want or decide they don't want it anymore.
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#251 Sep 11 2013 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would not have criticized the action if he'd done it that way.
Have you managed to convince yourself that's how you would react? I mean, the facts don't agree with you and that's certainly never gotten in your way. Just consider it mild curiosity if you're starting to believe your own lies.
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