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#1 Jul 28 2013 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10904331

The really ironic thing as I was reading that, was my first reaction was "meh, I've seen worse around here, but the giant thigh tattoo was a nice touch of crazy"...

Edited, Jul 28th 2013 6:28pm by Kaolian
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#2 Jul 28 2013 at 7:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, dominatrix-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit dominatrix-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.
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#3 Jul 28 2013 at 7:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think the people with active mammary glands are the ones those are usually directed at. Historically around here anyways, the men get copies of gay bsdm horse porn instead. And in case anyone was wondering, No, they don't pay any forum admin anywhere enough for some of the sh*t they see over time.
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#4 Jul 28 2013 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, dominatrix-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit dominatrix-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.

Before or after he sent you a postcard demanding that you share a bed with him, else he kill you?
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#5 Jul 28 2013 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
No, they don't pay any forum admin anywhere enough for some of the sh*t they see over time.

Odd, because the money paid for us to post it is fairly good.
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Jophiel wrote:
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, dominatrix-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit dominatrix-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.
I'm guessing all those stories have been directed at Darqflame.
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Jophiel wrote:
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, dominatrix-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit dominatrix-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.


So you're saying I have to get this fuCking tattoo removed?

Just as well, people keep asking me why I have Father Mulcahy tattooed on my butt.
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#8 Jul 29 2013 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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iJoph wallpaper for your smart phone.

Or is that smart Joph wallpaper for your iphone??
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Odd, because the money paid for us to post it is fairly good.
Six figure signing deal, though it's about time to renegotiate.
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#10 Jul 29 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I bet Gbaji gets paid per word.
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Suckers, I get paid per page view. I don't have to type a word.
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You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit dominatrix-themed story dedicated to me.

Write? Or publish?
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I'll wait for them to make it a Twilight-like movie.
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You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit dominatrix-themed story dedicated to me.

Write? Or publish?
Change the persona of gbaji to a sadistic, pale-skinned, but buxom female and the story has written itself.
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Make her a rusalka. I told Flea the other day that I was tired of living human female chicks getting all the supernatural bed action and wanted a story about a dude knocking boots with a rusalka. Maybe they attend the same community college or something.
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Any creepy erotic Jophiction should incorporate google-archived ascii angel art he created in 1999.


Edited, Jul 30th 2013 9:56pm by trickybeck
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Any creepy erotic...

I dunno about erotic but you already creeped up the thread, stalker-boy Smiley: um
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#18 Jul 31 2013 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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50 Posts of Joph trilogy by EL James.
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Thread reported in case I go missing
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Jophiel wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Any creepy erotic...

I dunno about erotic but you already creeped up the thread, stalker-boy Smiley: um

No like this,,,,,

Recalling decades old computer files with a single keystroke...He's Stalker BOY!!

Clearly there are super-human powers at work here.
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50 Posts of Joph trilogy by EL James.

ZAM Men: Days of Joph Past
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