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#1 Jul 28 2013 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10904331

The really ironic thing as I was reading that, was my first reaction was "meh, I've seen worse around here, but the giant thigh tattoo was a nice touch of crazy"...

Edited, Jul 28th 2013 6:28pm by Kaolian
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#2 Jul 28 2013 at 7:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, **********-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit **********-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.
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#3 Jul 28 2013 at 7:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think the people with active mammary glands are the ones those are usually directed at. Historically around here anyways, the men get copies of *** bsdm horse **** instead. And in case anyone was wondering, No, they don't pay any forum admin anywhere enough for some of the **** they see over time.
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#4 Jul 28 2013 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, **********-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit **********-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.

Before or after he sent you a postcard demanding that you share a bed with him, else he kill you?
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#5 Jul 28 2013 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
No, they don't pay any forum admin anywhere enough for some of the sh*t they see over time.

Odd, because the money paid for us to post it is fairly good.
#6 Jul 29 2013 at 1:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, **********-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit **********-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.
I'm guessing all those stories have been directed at Darqflame.
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Jophiel wrote:
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According to the PopWrapped blog, Parker had an enormous picture of Anelli tattooed on her upper thigh and penned a sexually explicit, **********-themed short story dedicated to the author.

You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit **********-themed story dedicated to me. Make me feel a little appreciated.


So you're saying I have to get this fuCking tattoo removed?

Just as well, people keep asking me why I have Father Mulcahy tattooed on my ****.
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#8 Jul 29 2013 at 6:34 AM Rating: Good
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iJoph wallpaper for your smart phone.

Or is that smart Joph wallpaper for your iphone??
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#9 Jul 29 2013 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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Odd, because the money paid for us to post it is fairly good.
Six figure signing deal, though it's about time to renegotiate.
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#10 Jul 29 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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I bet Gbaji gets paid per word.
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Suckers, I get paid per page view. I don't have to type a word.
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You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit **********-themed story dedicated to me.

Write? Or publish?
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#13 Jul 30 2013 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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I'll wait for them to make it a Twilight-like movie.
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You know, after 60,000-odd posts here it would be nice if just once one of you would write a sexually explicit **********-themed story dedicated to me.

Write? Or publish?
Change the persona of gbaji to a sadistic, pale-skinned, but buxom female and the story has written itself.
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#15 Jul 30 2013 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Make her a rusalka. I told Flea the other day that I was tired of living human female chicks getting all the supernatural bed action and wanted a story about a dude knocking boots with a rusalka. Maybe they attend the same community college or something.
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Any creepy erotic Jophiction should incorporate google-archived ascii angel art he created in 1999.


Edited, Jul 30th 2013 9:56pm by trickybeck
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#17 Jul 31 2013 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Any creepy erotic...

I dunno about erotic but you already creeped up the thread, stalker-boy Smiley: um
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#18 Jul 31 2013 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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50 Posts of Joph trilogy by EL James.
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Thread reported in case I go missing
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#20 Jul 31 2013 at 10:50 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
Any creepy erotic...

I dunno about erotic but you already creeped up the thread, stalker-boy Smiley: um

No like this,,,,,

Recalling decades old computer files with a single keystroke...He's Stalker BOY!!

Clearly there are super-human powers at work here.
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50 Posts of Joph trilogy by EL James.

ZAM Men: Days of Joph Past
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