earthwindfirepoop wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So whose sock are you?
Yours
And I say 17 because Kao isn't here yet.
Edited, Jul 25th 2013 10:19pm by Aethien
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Yours
And I say 17 because Kao isn't here yet.
Edited, Jul 25th 2013 10:19pm by Aethien
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And I say 17 because Kao isn't here yet.
Edited, Jul 25th 2013 10:19pm by Aethien
Did you just "the price is right" me?
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
earthwindfirepoop wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So whose sock are you?
Yours
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And I say 17 because Kao isn't here yet.
Edited, Jul 25th 2013 10:19pm by Aethien
Did you just "the price is right" me?
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I dunno, who got closest?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Snap crackle pop and plop marks the demise of Earthwindfirepoop.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Got into an argument this morning with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard- "Snap, Crackle, Fuck Him". I don't know which one of them said it, y'know. I was reaching for the artificial sweetener at the time and was not looking directly into the bowl. But I told them, I said, "Well, you can all just sit right there in the milk. Far as I'm concerned you can sit in the milk until I find out which one of you said that." A little mass punishment for my breakfast food. The idea is to turn them against one another. "Just sit in the milk!"
Of course, dopey me ... big punishment! That's what they do anyway. That's their job. Sitting in the milk. You've seen those Rice Krispies floating along. Little beige blisters of air ... riding proudly in the milk. But you can't sink 'em. They oughta use 'em in life jackets; that's where they need 'em. You can't sink Rice Krispies. They float for a long long time. Rice Krispies would float for a week if you leave the dishes out ... I do. Rice Krispies would float until you've gotta knock 'em off the side of the bowl. (chipping sounds) "What're you doing?" "Washing the dishes!" (chipping sounds)
D'ja ever notice that the Rice Krispies highest on the bowl dry first? It's because they're closer to the sun. Isn't that interesting? Yes, there is a little science in the show each and every evening. But those Rice Krispies will float forever-well, you know what they do? They gather together. They gather together in little groups. Little groups of eight, ten, twelve, sometimes fourteen, but always an even number. Little colonies of Rice Krispies. But you can't sink 'em. You try to sink 'em with a spoon, they come up over the side. That's what the fruit is for. Sinking the Rice Krispies. A good size peach will take down eighty or ninety of 'em every time. If I'm really pissed, I'll drop a watermelon on 'em!
Edited, Jul 26th 2013 9:45am by lolgaxe
Of course, dopey me ... big punishment! That's what they do anyway. That's their job. Sitting in the milk. You've seen those Rice Krispies floating along. Little beige blisters of air ... riding proudly in the milk. But you can't sink 'em. They oughta use 'em in life jackets; that's where they need 'em. You can't sink Rice Krispies. They float for a long long time. Rice Krispies would float for a week if you leave the dishes out ... I do. Rice Krispies would float until you've gotta knock 'em off the side of the bowl. (chipping sounds) "What're you doing?" "Washing the dishes!" (chipping sounds)
D'ja ever notice that the Rice Krispies highest on the bowl dry first? It's because they're closer to the sun. Isn't that interesting? Yes, there is a little science in the show each and every evening. But those Rice Krispies will float forever-well, you know what they do? They gather together. They gather together in little groups. Little groups of eight, ten, twelve, sometimes fourteen, but always an even number. Little colonies of Rice Krispies. But you can't sink 'em. You try to sink 'em with a spoon, they come up over the side. That's what the fruit is for. Sinking the Rice Krispies. A good size peach will take down eighty or ninety of 'em every time. If I'm really pissed, I'll drop a watermelon on 'em!
Edited, Jul 26th 2013 9:45am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
How come Americans are so obsessed with cereal anyway? What's wrong with bread for breakfast?
Last I saw was 16.We'll call it a draw between me and Stupidmonkey then.
lolgaxe wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I dunno, who got closest?
What did we win?
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
An afternoon conversation with gbaji or Alma.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Congratulations Stupidmonkey! You are the real winner!
Muahahaha! Muahahaha! Muahahaha!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I hope I'm not chosen. Unless, it's about abortion! It's been awhile since we had one of those debates.
Meanwhile, in Pakistan...
NYT wrote:
PESHAWAR — Nearly 250 prisoners escaped after a massive attack on one of the main prisons in northwestern Pakistan on Monday night, a senior security official said.
The authorities imposed a curfew in the city of Dera Ismail Khan, in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa Province, after the overnight attack on the 100-year-old central prison there, which had held more than 500 inmates. All roads leading to neighboring restive tribal regions of North and South Waziristan were blocked and a search has begun, officials said, adding that six prisoners had been recaptured.
“The attackers have melted away in the population,†one official said.
Shahidullah Shahid, a spokesman for the banned Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan, said it had sent 150 fighters to take part in the attack and that they freed 200 inmates. He said two militant fighters were killed in the attack.
The authorities imposed a curfew in the city of Dera Ismail Khan, in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa Province, after the overnight attack on the 100-year-old central prison there, which had held more than 500 inmates. All roads leading to neighboring restive tribal regions of North and South Waziristan were blocked and a search has begun, officials said, adding that six prisoners had been recaptured.
“The attackers have melted away in the population,†one official said.
Shahidullah Shahid, a spokesman for the banned Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan, said it had sent 150 fighters to take part in the attack and that they freed 200 inmates. He said two militant fighters were killed in the attack.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
We should drop watermelons on them.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
We should drop watermelons on them.
I see, the Gallagher initiative.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Pawkeshup, Averter of the Apocalypse wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
We should drop watermelons on them.
I see, the Gallagher initiative.
No, no, the Gallagher Initiative is a series of precision hammer strikes after the watermelons have been deployed.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Pawkeshup, Averter of the Apocalypse wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
We should drop watermelons on them.
I see, the Gallagher initiative.
No, no, the Gallagher Initiative is a series of precision hammer strikes after the watermelons have been deployed.
Ah, yes, my mistake, I had confused the initiatives.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
It was Operation: Rice Krispies.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
How come Americans are so obsessed with cereal anyway? What's wrong with bread for breakfast?
How do you compare bread with Lucky Charms?
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
I don't even know what Lucky Charms are. Although I guess they're mostly sugar.
Imagine tiny sugar cookies mixed in with little marshmallow of various colors and shapes (stars, clovers, etc).
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
I don't even know what Lucky Charms are. Although I guess they're mostly sugar.
Dude if you want I'll ship a box to you.
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