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#1 Jul 05 2013 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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The best way to cook hot dogs is to...
Grill 'em:15 (51.7%)
Nuke 'em:1 (3.4%)
Boil 'em:3 (10.3%)
Broil 'em:0 (0.0%)
Steam 'em:3 (10.3%)
Skillet 'em:1 (3.4%)
Skewer 'em and hold 'em over a fire:6 (20.7%)
Total:29

Choose... FOR AMERICA!!!

These are the only options. anything else is probably communist and we ain't eatin' no commie-dogs around here


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#2 Jul 05 2013 at 4:10 PM Rating: Excellent
Ugh, hotdogs. At least do smokies or farmer sausage.

And the best way to cook meat is on a grill.
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Ugh, hotdogs. At least do smokies or farmer sausage.

Whatever, Comrade. Smiley: mad

I buy my hot dogs from a butcher who makes them on the premises. Since I've started buying those, all the store bought brands, even the "premium" ones taste like monkey ****. A fact I know from my time as a monkey fluffer for monkey **** movies back in college.

Edited, Jul 5th 2013 5:12pm by Jophiel
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#4 Jul 05 2013 at 4:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Oh that's fine then. That's what we call sausages.
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"We" who? Did you think hot dogs weren't sausages? Sausages made from rat tails and cockroach toes but sausages nevertheless!
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#6 Jul 05 2013 at 4:30 PM Rating: Good
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Do solar ovens count as grilling or nuking? What about strapping them to the "electric chair" aka "my very unsafe 5th grade science project"?
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#7 Jul 05 2013 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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"We" who? Did you think hot dogs weren't sausages? Sausages made from rat tails and cockroach toes but sausages nevertheless!

I reserve sausages for something more obviously containing meat. HotDogs are something else.
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#8 Jul 05 2013 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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"We" who?
Canadians.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
"We" who? Did you think hot dogs weren't sausages? Sausages made from rat tails and cockroach toes but sausages nevertheless!

I reserve sausages for something more obviously containing meat. HotDogs are something else.


Only if you buy the cheapest hot dogs you can find. Personally, I buy the 100% beef in the natural casing, sure they cost more, but you can definitely taste the difference.
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Where is the "replace them with delicious grilled bratwursts" option?
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"Bratwurst" is another name for "Hitler Links" in AMERICA!!!
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Just hotdogs? Boiled. I really don't care for the grilled flavor on a hotdog.

Brats gotta be grilled though, preferably all the way on the grill, not par boiled then grilled. But if someone is doing the par boiling to save time, I won't really complain.
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I don't see deep fried as an option. Why do you hate the Heartland? We grilled some on the new firepit, which worked surprisingly well for the other things we grilled. I don't eat hot dogs, I'm a Northeast Liberal. My Arugula and Belgan Endive came out splendidly though.
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I voted for steamed to represent the local method. In practice, I don't really care which way.

On a stick over a fire is the most fun, but they inevitaby end up with one side charred black.
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Personally, I buy the 100% beef in the natural casing, sure they cost more, but you can definitely taste the difference.


Are they pre-lubricated?
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Where is the "replace them with delicious grilled bratwursts" option?
This.
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Just hotdogs? Boiled. I really don't care for the grilled flavor on a hotdog.

Brats gotta be grilled though, preferably all the way on the grill, not par boiled then grilled. But if someone is doing the par boiling to save time, I won't really complain.
If they parboil them first, it better be in beer with some sweet onion (preferably a Vidalia onion).
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
And the best way to cook meat is on a grill.

Incorrect. The best way to cook meat is on a charcoal smoker, it just takes fucking forever.
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#20 Jul 06 2013 at 10:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
And the best way to cook meat is on a grill.

Incorrect. The best way to cook meat is on a charcoal smoker, it just takes fucking forever.

This is grilling

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Big+Green+Egg&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=bvXYUYvNJdDi4APM2YHIDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=2048&bih=1027

Edited, Jul 7th 2013 12:26am by Xsarus
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#21 Jul 07 2013 at 6:31 AM Rating: Good
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Wrapped in bacon and grilled, all the nutrients a growing body needs.
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#22 Jul 07 2013 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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I hate to admit it but I love hot dogs cooked most anyway - but in this type bun with ketchup and relish.
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****, you guys take your hotdogs seriously.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Demea wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
And the best way to cook meat is on a grill.

Incorrect. The best way to cook meat is on a charcoal smoker, it just takes fucking forever.

This is grilling

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Big+Green+Egg&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=bvXYUYvNJdDi4APM2YHIDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=2048&bih=1027

Edited, Jul 7th 2013 12:26am by Xsarus


No, that's a waste of money.
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Elinda wrote:
I hate to admit it but I love hot dogs cooked most anyway - but in this type bun with ketchup and relish.

Around here it's poppy seed or go home. Which must be a regional thing; almost all the image hits for "poppy seed hotdog bun" are for Chicago style hotdogs.
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Smother them in butter and whip 'em at cars.
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Fry 'em in butter and whip 'em at cars.

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We set up a firepit and held them over a fire. And this time we didn't even burn anything down.
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We set up a firepit ....

In NYC?



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In NYC?





Roof access. That or find a burning trash can.
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If I remember correctly, he said he was going to Connecticut or Vermont, or some similar commuter state.
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Pennsylvania, but I could have set up a oil drum. Get your stereotypes straight.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Demea wrote:
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And the best way to cook meat is on a grill.

Incorrect. The best way to cook meat is on a charcoal smoker, it just takes fucking forever.

This is grilling

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Big+Green+Egg&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=bvXYUYvNJdDi4APM2YHIDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=2048&bih=1027

No, that's a waste of money.

****, get a Weber kettle for under $100. Fill it with charcoal.
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Have fun trying to maintain even and consistent low heat and smoke over the course of a day with that.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Have fun trying to maintain even and consistent low heat and smoke over the course of a day with that.

That's the opposite of Independence Day Grilling.

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Elinda just squirts lighter fluid onto a pile of hot dogs and tosses a match.
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Elinda just squirts lighter fluid onto a pile of hot dogs and tosses a match.
I've roasted many a marshmallow over a bic lighter.
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Elinda just squirts lighter fluid onto a pile of hot dogs and tosses a match.


Another day at the Feminist BBQ, eh? Smiley: wink
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Elinda just squirts lighter fluid onto a pile of hot dogs and tosses a match.


Another day at the Feminist BBQ, eh? Smiley: wink

Wonder where I get my wieners?
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Elinda just squirts lighter fluid onto a pile of hot dogs and tosses a match.
Don't forget to toss in the canister the lighter fluid was in for that char broiled flavor and forest fire. Learned that the fun way.
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Another day at the Feminist BBQ, eh? Smiley: wink

Wonder where I get my wieners?


Get? I thought you just have to stand around and wait for them to wave themselves at you.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Have fun trying to maintain even and consistent low heat and smoke over the course of a day with that.

Weren't we talking about hot dogs?
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Have fun trying to maintain even and consistent low heat and smoke over the course of a day with that.

Weren't we talking about hot dogs?


Xsarus just cooks the whole pig and then tapes several bags worth of hot dog rolls to it.
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Have fun trying to maintain even and consistent low heat and smoke over the course of a day with that.
Weren't we talking about hot dogs?
Gourmet hot dogs now.
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Have fun trying to maintain even and consistent low heat and smoke over the course of a day with that.
Weren't we talking about hot dogs?
Gourmet hot dogs now.

Schweigert baloney is really just a flattened out.......

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Hot Dogs

  • Take Soft Sub Rolls, Hot Dogs and your choice of sauerkraut/ketchup/mayo/mustard etc.
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  • Go to a decent restaurant
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I'm sorry your hot dogs in the UK are so dire Smiley: frown
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They only accept their intake of grease through fish & chips.

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And deep fried pizza, or was that just a Scottish thing?
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They only except their intake of grease through fish & chips.

It's probably mainly though Shawarma these days. I imagine hot dogs just don't contain enough offal to satisfy the average Limey. "No blood or kidneys? I mean, sure, the intestine wrapping is appealing, but it's just ground up meat inside? Nah, I'll have Stargazy Pie, thanks."



Edited, Jul 10th 2013 6:42pm by Smasharoo
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We've got deep fried cola, so pizza can't be too far behind.
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