Hawks Claim Lord Stanley

My biggest disappointment with the Bruins was that Jagr chose to look like a carnie instead of bringing back that glorious mullet. With his Samson-esque powers returned, maybe he wouldn't have looked like a pylon out there.

Edit: Also, if we're comparing tortured fan bases and malevolent ownership, I'd like to bring to your attention the Cubs and Bill Wirst, respectively.

Edited, Jun 25th 2013 8:19pm by Demea