Fulltime jobs with benefits? Where?!?! Most of the jobs I've interviewed for were doing the "we're waiting to see how the economy does" - and they keep the position open, never hiring anyone.
Stab them. You'll probably get the next job you interview for, although it may or may not involve stamping license plates.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.