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#1 Jun 21 2013 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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Maine Gov, Paul Lepage, again hits the national news because of his big stupid head can't control his tongue.

Most recent remarks made to a television reporter while the camera was rolling:

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Regarding State Sen.Troy Jackson, of Allagash, LePage said, "Sen. Jackson claims to be for the people but he's the first one to give it to the people without providing Vaseline."

After dropping the verbal bombshell, LePage tried to end the interview but then stepped back in front of the camera and said, "That comment is not politically correct but we've got to understand who this man is. This man is a bad person. He doesn't only have no brains, he has a black heart."

I silently cheer every time he does something so crass (Huffington Post is having one grand old time with Paul L) as it just helps to seal his fate as a nonsecond-term gov.


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#2 Jun 21 2013 at 6:46 AM Rating: Good
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Probably re-elected in '14 is the sad part. I like Michaud, but he's about as charismatic as a bag of wet chicken livers.
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#3 Jun 21 2013 at 6:50 AM Rating: Good
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Hahahahaha. I think he'd go over much better in Australia, where we have quite a few colourful politicians who are prone to blunt language and non political correctness. We are also the nation that uses the words "bloody idiot" in government anti drink-driving bill-boards, and had women reclaim the word "cunt" as matter of fact slang when referencing vulvas on the high-brow national government funded classical music radio channel.


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Edited, Jun 21st 2013 8:54am by Aripyanfar
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#4 Jun 21 2013 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
I think he'd go over much better in Australia,
Yeah, our politicos are really boring compared to most of the world.
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Hahahahaha. I think he'd go over much better in Australia, where we have quite a few colourful politicians who are prone to blunt language and non political correctness. We are also the nation that uses the words "bloody idiot" in government anti drink-driving bill-boards, and had women reclaim the word "cunt" as matter of fact slang when referencing vulvas on the high-brow national government funded classical music radio channel.


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Meanwhile, you can't even say vagina in Congress...
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Government-funded classical music? Yet another reason to move to Australia!
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#7 Jun 24 2013 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
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Story: Lepage's Most Controversial Quotes, 2010 - Present.

A Sampling - To a group of High School students, "“Next year I would like you to create a Legislature that doesn’t speak back,”

He announced this weekend he's going to run for US Congress instead of a second term as gov. Smiley: rolleyes
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If you’ve got a job and you’re going to be intimidated, give it up and we’ll get somebody who can do the job. I am asking them for the good of the kids of the state of Maine, please go away. We don’t need you. We need some people with backbones.
Ha, I like that.
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#9 Jun 24 2013 at 7:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Doesn't Maine have two congressional districts? I guess that's only half as many people to convince that you're not a complete loser.
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#10 Jun 24 2013 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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Doesn't Maine have two congressional districts? I guess that's only half as many people to convince that you're not a complete loser.

Yes, also the Gov sold his house and moved into the Governors mansion in 2010. He's not currently residing in the district with the open House seat (minor detail I suppose).

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He announced this weekend he's going to run for US Congress instead of a second term as gov.

Why don't he and Michaud trade for a day and film it. It could be like one of those 1970s "Wife goes to work and father stays home and neither can do the other's job and learns to appreciate them more!" sit com episodes.
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I'd probably watch a few episodes until the mandatory anti-drug/sex and/or "dangers of peer pressure" episode.
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I'd probably watch a few episodes until the mandatory anti-drug/sex and/or "dangers of peer pressure" episode.

A Very Special Lobsters in the Legislature.
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February 2011: “The only thing that I’ve heard is if you take a plastic bottle and put it in the microwave and you heat it up, it gives off a chemical similar to estrogen. So the worst case is some women may have little beards.” — LePage saying he has yet to see enough science to support a ban on BPA, a common additive to plastics that some research suggests may interfere with hormone levels and could cause long-term problems.
Smiley: lol

Ohhh, it's one of those things that can only be funny when it's not happening to you. My condolences.
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#15 Jun 24 2013 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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A couple of the flat-out untruths that Mr. Lepage has graced us with....

Lepage is anti-wind power. He was speaking at a chamber of commerce get together. He was going off about the evils of wind-power. At the end of his rant he added this little quote:
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“Now, to add insult to injury, The University of Maine, Presque Isle – anybody here been up there to see that damn windmill in the back yard? Guess what, if it’s not blowing wind outside and they have somebody visiting the campus, they have a little electric motor that turns the blades. I’m serious. They have an electric motor so that they can show people wind power works. Unbelievable. And that’s the government that you have here in the state of Maine,” said LePage.
The University (I guess Lepage got it mixed up with his own government) quickly confirmed that their wind-mill has no electric motor. It's blades only spin with the wind.

Then there was this other thing he just made up and told the public about Maine students...
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“I don’t care where you go in this country. If you come from Maine you’re looked down upon. The College of William and Mary in Virginia, for example, requires Maine students to take a placement examination before even considering their applications.
College of William and Mary spokeswoman Suzanne Seurattan said there are no separate exam requirements based on a student’s state of residency.

There is so much more....and it's only been like 2.5 years.
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February 2011: “The only thing that I’ve heard is if you take a plastic bottle and put it in the microwave and you heat it up, it gives off a chemical similar to estrogen. So the worst case is some women may have little beards.” — LePage saying he has yet to see enough science to support a ban on BPA, a common additive to plastics that some research suggests may interfere with hormone levels and could cause long-term problems.
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Ohhh, it's one of those things that can only be funny when it's not happening to you. My condolences.
That one was actually kind of fun. He was trying to rescind PBA legislation (he failed). For days my fb page was filled with pictures of gf's with little temporary beards.
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#17 Jun 26 2013 at 3:19 AM Rating: Good
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GAH. Worst case is breast cancer for men and women, prostate cancer for men, infertility in both sexes, 1 in 1000 children born Intersex, with genitals so mutated no-one can tell the sex of the cild without a chromosome check, plunging wildlife fertility and soaring mutations, and painful, irregular and/or extremely heavy periods leading to anemia.
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#18 Jun 26 2013 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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I'd consider worst case to be dead.
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It's been a good day in politics. Maine's lawmakers just over-rode the Governors veto of a budget, narrowly avoiding a state shut down. Smiley: grin
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The question remains: If Maine shuts down, will anyone notice?
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Somebody aught to notice, I think the more important question is that if people notice, will they care?
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