Did you not notice the freaking quotes?
Yeah, then I noticed a part where you left "they change" out of quotes and were complete, unequivocally, absolutely, fucking wrong. So I thought I'd mention it to you. What with you thinking something that's simply factually untrue.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.