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#27 Jun 13 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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My eyes are permanently bloodshot. It might have something to do with the 16 hours a day I spend staring at computer screens.
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#28 Jun 13 2013 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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My eyes are one color, but they range from a warm reddish brown in dark light to golden-yellow in bright light. Contact lens companies sell it as "autumn" or somesuch.
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#29 Jun 13 2013 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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My eyes are a mix of green and amber (so, "Hazel", I guess?), and appear greener in brighter light and almost orange in less light. They're also fairly slanted for a roundeye.
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#30 Jun 13 2013 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your potato-eatin' ancestors probably got it on with some Inuit or something. Trading rosaries for frozen smelt and Eskimo babes.
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#31 Jun 13 2013 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your potato-eatin' ancestors probably got it on with some Inuit or something. Trading rosaries for frozen smelt and Eskimo babes.

Likely. Also I've been drinking fluoridated tap water for 40 years, and I hear that turns you Japanese. I really think so.
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#33 Jun 13 2013 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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My Eyes are weird they are blueish green but will change depending on mood / or randomly. My wife often points it out like "Your eyes are so blue right now" or "Your eyes are so green" Idk its like my only qwirk


I have the same kind of eyes. (I lied in the poll)
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#34 Jun 13 2013 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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I have "mood" eyes. For the most part, my eyes have a brown inner ring encircled with green. But sometimes they change to light gray with flecks of gold, or full brown, or full moss green. There was one time I remember where they turned amber. My brother has the same eyes, but I don't know anyone else in our family who does.
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#35 Jun 13 2013 at 5:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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#36 Jun 13 2013 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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One light blue, one grey.




Ha ha, not really,; they're both blue. One just looks grey looking out.
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#37 Jun 13 2013 at 5:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I was hoping to peer into the soul of my forum-troll stalker before the hammer came down (it was my first), but too late. Smiley: frown

Kao is one efficient dude.

Xsarus wanted to keep it as a pet, but I was worried about forum-troll **** everywhere. It gets on your shoes, it gets on the carpet, and you can only get rid of it via fire. I probably should have let it go longer so it could slip up and reviel its main, but i wanted to nuke it from orbit.


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#38 Jun 14 2013 at 7:01 AM Rating: Decent
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I have "mood" eyes. For the most part, my eyes have a brown inner ring encircled with green. But sometimes they change

No they don't. We established this earlier. Science.
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#39 Jun 14 2013 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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One just looks grey looking out.
What color looking in?
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#40 Jun 14 2013 at 7:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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To make it even less ****, eye color is determined by the amount of melanin in your eyes, absorbing light reflected off the back of the iris. Eye color can change over weeks during rapid development (in the eyes of infants), slowly over a lifetime or be affected by eye injury but you don't experience actual swings in your eye melanin due to mood. There may be a slight change if your irises are sufficiently dilated or contracted to change the density of the melanin, but shifting eye color is based almost entirely on the perceptions of the viewer and affected by light levels and surrounding colors. Confirmation bias probably plays a big part as well.


Edited, Jun 14th 2013 9:01am by Jophiel
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#41 Jun 14 2013 at 8:07 AM Rating: Decent
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I knew I was right about confirmation bias!
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#42 Jun 14 2013 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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I have "mood" eyes. For the most part, my eyes have a brown inner ring encircled with green. But sometimes they change

No they don't. We established this earlier. Science.


After reading this, I noticed that my eyes have turned a color I can only describe as laser red....


Did you not notice the freaking quotes?!Smiley: disappointed
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#43 Jun 14 2013 at 8:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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After reading this, I noticed that my eyes have turned a color I can only describe as laser red....

Like a cat toy? Scary!
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#44 Jun 14 2013 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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exactly! I'm keeping my kitten thoroughly entertained right now by staring at the wall.
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#45 Jun 14 2013 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good
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exactly! I'm keeping my kitten thoroughly entertained right now by staring at the wall.


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You should try this next.
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#46 Jun 14 2013 at 9:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Did you not notice the freaking quotes?

Yeah, then I noticed a part where you left "they change" out of quotes and were complete, unequivocally, absolutely, fucking wrong. So I thought I'd mention it to you. What with you thinking something that's simply factually untrue.
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#47 Jun 14 2013 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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how sweet. Smiley: blush GFY
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#48 Jun 14 2013 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
One just looks grey looking out.
What color looking in?
Past the pupil? Blood red.

Because, blood.
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#49 Jun 14 2013 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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My eyes have 3 colors.

The area around the pupil is gold. Then the middle ground is a light blue, with a dark blue outer rim.

I've honestly never realized until this thread that this was unusual. Which is funny, because I can't think of anyone I know with a similar situation (sans my mother)...

Which is particularly odd, because my eyes are one of the few features I've always really liked about my appearance.

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#50 Jun 14 2013 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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Tleilaxu.
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#51 Jun 14 2013 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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Is this thread revealing the narcissistic nature of some posters? I've never examined my eyes in detail. I can tell you that they're "brown," and that's about it.

If I wanted to feel special, I suppose I could pretend that they're something exotic like "tobacco sunburst" or "burnt sienna" or "chocolate leather."


Edited, Jun 14th 2013 6:06pm by trickybeck
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