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Exodus is fermenting.
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Jophiel wrote:
Exodus is pregnant.
Again?
Nexa
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Jophiel wrote:
Exodus is pregnant.
Twins!
For serious, though, I got diagnosed with some weird form of arthritis on the left side of my body. Been on crutches since April and have to keep my leg elevated. Might be a bit before I'm good again, so I'm told, though I'm mentally preparing myself to probably have one of those funny walks you normal walkers make fun of.
Yeah? And you think this will prevent you from going anywhere next year. You're a total bummer dude. If I was on crutches for that long, I'd totally want to go visit some friends who would fill me with booze so I wouldn't give a crap. We'll cart you around on a sedan chair if you're still off your feet.
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well with one bum leg, that would make him pull to one side, and inevitably become trapped in a revolivng door, so, there is real danger here...
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Exodus wrote:
I'm mentally preparing myself to probably have one of those funny walks you normal walkers make fun of.
Might want to start practicing.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
well with one bum leg, that would make him pull to one side, and inevitably become trapped in a revolivng door, so, there is real danger here...
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
well with one bum leg, that would make him pull to one side, and inevitably become trapped in a revolivng door, so, there is real danger here...
And stairs/escalators. don't forget them.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
They won't get stuck on those if they pull to one side though, there will just be a lot of scraping along the side. Unless it's a spiral staircase going the right way round of course.
This is Exo's chance to be rebuilt as a cyborg. I say go for it.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
They won't get stuck on those if they pull to one side though, there will just be a lot of scraping along the side. Unless it's a spiral staircase going the right way round of course.
Actually the spiral staircase would work in their favor, since they'll now naturally turn as they walk. Just gotta hope that the turn is in the direction that the spiral is going.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
They won't get stuck on those if they pull to one side though, there will just be a lot of scraping along the side. Unless it's a spiral staircase going the right way round of course.
Actually the spiral staircase would work in their favor, since they'll now naturally turn as they walk. Just gotta hope that the turn is in the direction that the spiral is going.
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If I was on crutches
If I were on crutches. Christ, it's like reading youtube comments. This exists, you know. :)
Edited, Jun 11th 2013 11:19am by Smasharoo
If I were on crutches. Christ, it's like reading youtube comments. This exists, you know. :)
Edited, Jun 11th 2013 11:19am by Smasharoo
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