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#52 Jun 10 2013 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
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He has Alzheimer's, although at his age, it's more likely to be called ADD.
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#54 Jun 10 2013 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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I'm going with cheese allergy.
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#55 Jun 10 2013 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Exodus is pregnant.


Again?

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#56 Jun 10 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Exodus is pregnant.


Twins! Smiley: blush


For serious, though, I got diagnosed with some weird form of arthritis on the left side of my body. Been on crutches since April and have to keep my leg elevated. Might be a bit before I'm good again, so I'm told, though I'm mentally preparing myself to probably have one of those funny walks you normal walkers make fun of.
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#57 Jun 10 2013 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah? And you think this will prevent you from going anywhere next year. You're a total bummer dude. If I was on crutches for that long, I'd totally want to go visit some friends who would fill me with booze so I wouldn't give a crap. We'll cart you around on a sedan chair if you're still off your feet.

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#58 Jun 10 2013 at 6:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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well with one bum leg, that would make him pull to one side, and inevitably become trapped in a revolivng door, so, there is real danger here...
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#59 Jun 10 2013 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Exodus wrote:
I'm mentally preparing myself to probably have one of those funny walks you normal walkers make fun of.


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Might want to start practicing.
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#60 Jun 11 2013 at 3:25 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
well with one bum leg, that would make him pull to one side, and inevitably become trapped in a revolivng door, so, there is real danger here...
Revolving doors, death traps for the cripple.
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#61 Jun 11 2013 at 3:57 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
well with one bum leg, that would make him pull to one side, and inevitably become trapped in a revolivng door, so, there is real danger here...
Revolving doors, death traps for the cripple.

And stairs/escalators. don't forget them.
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#62 Jun 11 2013 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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They won't get stuck on those if they pull to one side though, there will just be a lot of scraping along the side. Unless it's a spiral staircase going the right way round of course.
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#63 Jun 11 2013 at 7:08 AM Rating: Good
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This is Exo's chance to be rebuilt as a cyborg. I say go for it.
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#64 Jun 11 2013 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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They won't get stuck on those if they pull to one side though, there will just be a lot of scraping along the side. Unless it's a spiral staircase going the right way round of course.


Actually the spiral staircase would work in their favor, since they'll now naturally turn as they walk. Just gotta hope that the turn is in the direction that the spiral is going.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
They won't get stuck on those if they pull to one side though, there will just be a lot of scraping along the side. Unless it's a spiral staircase going the right way round of course.


Actually the spiral staircase would work in their favor, since they'll now naturally turn as they walk. Just gotta hope that the turn is in the direction that the spiral is going.
That depends on if they're going up or down the staircase. Either way they just have to go up/down backwards in the reverse.
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If I was on crutches

If I were on crutches. Christ, it's like reading youtube comments. This exists, you know. :)

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That's kind of funny coming from someone who treats the apostrophe like a fucking dartboard. Sub-junctive? You're sub-fucking-human, you fuck.

Now sit the fuck down and eat your cheerios, kid.
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