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#52 Jun 06 2013 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Like an overall lack, or did he have some special language skills or something?
Overall lack.
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#53 Jun 06 2013 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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See, the problem is that the US military gets most of its recruits from the US.
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#54 Jun 06 2013 at 9:33 AM Rating: Default
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gbaji wrote:
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It's relevant to someone standing for Court Marshal though, right?

Court-martial. As in "A military (martial) court".

No need to argue about it or post a snippy response, it was just bugging me.


Lol. It was bugging me too. When I wrote that I kept looking at it thinking "that's not right", but for some reason just couldn't put my finger on what was wrong with it. Looking at it know, I'm cringing (and laughing). It's just that bad. Alma worthy really.


Just shows your ignorance. People do that all of the time on these forums, no one really puts the effort to correct them unless they are trying to insult them. Unless you think a 4 or so words from 8000 posts is some sort of indication of something.
#55 Jun 06 2013 at 9:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Like an overall lack, or did he have some special language skills or something?
Overall lack.
That's rather disturbing, difficult to recruit for?
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#56 Jun 06 2013 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
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Like an overall lack, or did he have some special language skills or something?
Overall lack.
That's rather disturbing, difficult to recruit for?
Requires a rather high asvab test score and there is an overall lack of interest for the job.

Edited, Jun 6th 2013 11:44am by lolgaxe
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#57 Jun 06 2013 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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It's kind of like a reverse catch-22, really. If you're so ****** in the head you want to join the military you're too ****** in the head to be in it.
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#58 Jun 06 2013 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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"Guaranteed response."
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#59 Jun 06 2013 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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"Guaranteed response."


"Stuck on repeat."
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#60 Jun 06 2013 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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"Guaranteed response."
"Stuck on repeat."
"Guaranteed response."
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#61 Jun 06 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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Guaranteed ponce, more like.
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#62 Jun 06 2013 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
Guaranteed ponce, more like.
"Guaranteed response."
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#63 Jun 06 2013 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Like an overall lack, or did he have some special language skills or something?
Overall lack.
That's rather disturbing, difficult to recruit for?
Requires a rather high asvab test score and there is an overall lack of interest for the job.

Edited, Jun 6th 2013 11:44am by lolgaxe


Is it a particularly stressful or unrewarding position?

Because I feel like, as far as romanticism is concerned, intelligence analyst sounds like it would be interesting.

Probably not in practice. But I suspect that no job is enjoyable in practice. But if I had to choose one, intelligence would be what I wanted to tell other people I worked in.
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#64 Jun 06 2013 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Idk, those showers sound really enticing.
That's what Alma joined for.
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#65 Jun 06 2013 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Because I feel like, as far as romanticism is concerned, intelligence analyst sounds like it would be interesting.
35F - Intelligence Analyst. I've never really interacted with them so I can't say anything about it beyond what's in my recruiting books, which is pretty much word-for-word what that link says.

F not B. Got twisted.

Edited, Jun 6th 2013 1:33pm by lolgaxe
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#66 Jun 06 2013 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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See, that sounds way more interesting to me than any other military job I've seen before...

But, again, always better when romanticized.
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#67 Jun 06 2013 at 12:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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My uncle works in military intelligence but we don't really ask a lot about his job and he, not surprisingly, doesn't share much about it. The only thing I could really say about it is that they keep tabs on all the close relatives to some degree and that can make one feel uneasy at times, if not be more than a little problematic.

Hence the special hat.

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#68 Jun 06 2013 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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As an intelligence analyst, what are my odds of being seduced by a red-headed Russian spy?
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#69 Jun 06 2013 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Better than my odds.
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#70 Jun 06 2013 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
As an intelligence analyst, what are my odds of being seduced by a red-headed Russian spy?


Assuming it's better than civilian odds... does it even matter?

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#71 Jun 06 2013 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was going with an Anna Chapman joke but I like the way you think.
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Jophiel wrote:
As an intelligence analyst, what are my odds of being seduced by a red-headed Russian spy?
How much are you going to pay me?
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#73 Jun 06 2013 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good
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Russian spy: Steals secrets using seduction.

Canadian spy: Asks you to pay them to steal your secrets.
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#74 Jun 06 2013 at 1:26 PM Rating: Default
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Idk, those showers sound really enticing.
That's what Alma joined for.


It was. There's nothing like being able to shower in your own apartment/house paid by the government, with a little extra money to spend/save. Who wants to subtract their rent/mortgage from their salary?
#75 Jun 06 2013 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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I get $3,411.00 extra in my paycheck for living off base.
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#76 Jun 06 2013 at 1:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll find out next Monday if I'll be able to live off post or not. IF so, I'll have you beat with 5k+. Except it wont be "in my pocket", since OCONUS/OHA is different from CONUS/BAH...Smiley: glare
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