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#1 May 29 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Batshit crazy Republican Michelle Bachmann, whose portfolio includes hits like "They'll use the census to put you in camps", "We need an investigation into Socialists in Congress" and "The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the US government" has decided not to run for office again in 2014. The fact that she barely won re-election last term (after strong wins previously) and was widely thought to need a miracle to win this next term had nothing to do with it. Or the investigations into her 2012 presidential campaign's funding violations. Rather, the Constitution restricts the president to eight years so she is honor bound to do the same.

Honestly, who cares what rationale she needs to tell herself. Good riddance.

Edited, May 29th 2013 8:37am by Jophiel
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#2 May 29 2013 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Hadn't I heard she was abandoning MN because they've decided to let the gays marry?
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#3 May 29 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Rather, the Constitution restricts the president to eight years so she is honor bound to do the same.
About as close to a Presidential win she'll ever get.
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Bachmann/Palin 2016!
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I'd hit it.
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With the tour bus.
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At least it looks like she knows how to do one thing right.
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#8 May 29 2013 at 8:38 AM Rating: Excellent
That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T'Ice Cubes "It was a good day" in celebration of this.

Edited, May 29th 2013 11:02am by Catwho
#9 May 29 2013 at 8:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bachmann/Palin 2016!
I'd pay to see that.
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Catwho wrote:
That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T's "It was a good day" in celebration of this.


Smiley: glare

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No Palin. No Bachman. You guys are starting to lose your entertainment value.
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#12 May 29 2013 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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There's still three years, and the next one is basically an open bar election so we'll have plenty of crazy from both sides by then to entertain the world.
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#13 May 29 2013 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Catwho wrote:
That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T's "It was a good day" in celebration of this.


Smiley: glare



Hadn't had any Iced Coffee yet. So sue me. Smiley: bah
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Catwho wrote:
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Catwho wrote:
That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T's "It was a good day" in celebration of this.


Smiley: glare



Hadn't had any Iced Coffee yet. So sue me. Smiley: bah


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I like my ice t with an ice cube and tupac shakur.
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Hadn't I heard she was abandoning MN because they've decided to let the gays marry?

You've got her all wrong, she's been married to a gay guy for ages!
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There's still three years, and the next one is basically an open bar election so we'll have plenty of crazy from both sides by then to entertain the world.
2 years of crazy, I can't wait.

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#18 May 29 2013 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
Michelle is in the House, though, so she's only got a year and a half. Huzzah.
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Hadn't I heard she was abandoning MN because they've decided to let the gays marry?

You've got her all wrong, she's been married to a gay guy for ages!


Yes, but she is theoretically at least a woman, so it's all right and proper. Two sexually frustrated people are much more stable* and productive than two sexually compatible people, for what I am sure are obvious reasons.

*You know, for the children.
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*You know, for the children.


The ones that were retarded from the vaccines, or the ones being corrupted by secret socialists in the congress?
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The ones being raped by the gay Teletubbie.
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#22 May 30 2013 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I read the title as "Batman won't run for re-election.

Might need to check the prescription on my glasses!
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Edited, May 30th 2013 7:16pm by Kaolian
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