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#1 May 29 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Batshit crazy Republican Michelle Bachmann, whose portfolio includes hits like "They'll use the census to put you in camps", "We need an investigation into Socialists in Congress" and "The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the US government" has decided not to run for office again in 2014. The fact that she barely won re-election last term (after strong wins previously) and was widely thought to need a miracle to win this next term had nothing to do with it. Or the investigations into her 2012 presidential campaign's funding violations. Rather, the Constitution restricts the president to eight years so she is honor bound to do the same.

Honestly, who cares what rationale she needs to tell herself. Good riddance.

Edited, May 29th 2013 8:37am by Jophiel
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Hadn't I heard she was abandoning MN because they've decided to let the gays marry?
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#3 May 29 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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Rather, the Constitution restricts the president to eight years so she is honor bound to do the same.
About as close to a Presidential win she'll ever get.
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Bachmann/Palin 2016!
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With the tour bus.
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At least it looks like she knows how to do one thing right.
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That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T'Ice Cubes "It was a good day" in celebration of this.

Edited, May 29th 2013 11:02am by Catwho
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Bachmann/Palin 2016!
I'd pay to see that.
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Catwho wrote:
That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T's "It was a good day" in celebration of this.


Smiley: glare

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No Palin. No Bachman. You guys are starting to lose your entertainment value.
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There's still three years, and the next one is basically an open bar election so we'll have plenty of crazy from both sides by then to entertain the world.
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That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T's "It was a good day" in celebration of this.


Smiley: glare



Hadn't had any Iced Coffee yet. So sue me. Smiley: bah
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That guy in the corner looks like he's enjoying the show.

We're all supposed to listen to Ice-T's "It was a good day" in celebration of this.


Smiley: glare



Hadn't had any Iced Coffee yet. So sue me. Smiley: bah


I C WAT U DID THAR
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I like my ice t with an ice cube and tupac shakur.
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Hadn't I heard she was abandoning MN because they've decided to let the gays marry?

You've got her all wrong, she's been married to a gay guy for ages!
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There's still three years, and the next one is basically an open bar election so we'll have plenty of crazy from both sides by then to entertain the world.
2 years of crazy, I can't wait.

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Michelle is in the House, though, so she's only got a year and a half. Huzzah.
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Hadn't I heard she was abandoning MN because they've decided to let the gays marry?

You've got her all wrong, she's been married to a gay guy for ages!


Yes, but she is theoretically at least a woman, so it's all right and proper. Two sexually frustrated people are much more stable* and productive than two sexually compatible people, for what I am sure are obvious reasons.

*You know, for the children.
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*You know, for the children.


The ones that were retarded from the vaccines, or the ones being corrupted by secret socialists in the congress?
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The ones being raped by the gay Teletubbie.
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#22 May 30 2013 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I read the title as "Batman won't run for re-election.

Might need to check the prescription on my glasses!
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Currant.

Currency.

currancy.

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Edited, May 30th 2013 7:16pm by Kaolian
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Where's the "Doesn't want to be discovered to be an eternal Necromancer" slice?
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#28 Jun 02 2013 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
That's covered in the 1%

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Or could be included in the 12% as well, you know, spells to prep.

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Knowing her district as well as I do, it has nothing to do with her nuttiness.


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She doesn't look like a necromancer in that.
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She kinda looks like a necromancee, in fact.
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currancy.

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That's one ugly arse necklace.

Here, take this.
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That's one ugly arse necklace.

But it's not bad looking currency.
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That's one ugly arse necklace.

But it's not bad looking currency.
I know no actual beads were involved in this particular "transaction" but beads as currency, no matter how current, tend to make me wince.
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Under British law, the treaty was legally invalid as the land belonged to the Crown, not to the Wurundjeri, and they had no more right to sell the land than Batman had to buy it. The Wurundjeri had no chiefs or concept of land ownership and would never have agreed to alienate their land even if they had understood what Batman was proposing.

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I bet the knives and tomahawks were all bat shaped.
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This is proof that batcoins are not accepted as a currency.
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Batarangs apparently still work, though.
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