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#1 May 17 2013 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Feds (DHS specifically) are considering implementing a border crossing fee for anyone entering the US by land from Canada or Mexico. The added revenue would be used to offset the cost of border protection.

I've no idea how much the fee would be.

How much would you pay to get the heck out of Canada?
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#2 May 17 2013 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I've no idea how much the fee would be.
At least enough for bread. If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
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#3 May 17 2013 at 10:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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How much would you pay to get the heck out of Canada?
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#4 May 17 2013 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/10/us-senate-quashes-plan-to-collect-fees/
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#5 May 17 2013 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
I'd pay $3,200.

If I had it.

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#6 May 17 2013 at 6:48 PM Rating: Good
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0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.
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0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.

DRONE STRIKE!
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rdmcandie wrote:
0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.

DRONE STRIKE!


Hmmm I can honestly admit I didn't calculate that....guess ill just have to find a dope smuggling tunnel somewhere in southwest BC....now this is getting expensive thanks Joph.
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#9 May 17 2013 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
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I'm sure they can get the drones to drop bunker busters too.
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I'm sure they can get the drones to drop bunker busters too.


Waste of money. R/C car with a infra-red camera and C4 strapped to it. Dig a hole, drop the car in, direct car to targets, BOOM.
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DRONE STRIKE! would be an excellent name for a pest control company.
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rdmcandie wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.

DRONE STRIKE!


Hmmm I can honestly admit I didn't calculate that....guess ill just have to find a dope smuggling tunnel somewhere in southwest BC....now this is getting expensive thanks JophObama.


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DRONE STRIKE! would be an excellent name for a pest control company.
Not a bad name for a band, either.
#14 May 18 2013 at 2:29 AM Rating: Good
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horrible name for a day care centre though
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DRONE STRIKE! would be an excellent name for a pest control company.
Not a bad name for a band, either.

I'd be surprised if there isn't a metal or hardcore punk band yet woth that name.
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(Terrible) hardcore punk, called it.
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Only a few more years away from this huh.
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#20 May 20 2013 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Dubstep, pass.
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Dubstep, pass.
What 'gaxe said.
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Dubstep, pass.


It only has a little Dubstep in it. Smiley: frown
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#23 May 31 2013 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
The Feds (DHS specifically) are considering implementing a border crossing fee for anyone entering the US by land from Canada or Mexico. The added revenue would be used to offset the cost of border protection.

I've no idea how much the fee would be.

How much would you pay to get the heck out of Canada?

I'm finishing off a graduate certificate in Homeland Security. ( My opinion is that, I think DHS was an ok idea, but the current result is a mess. You have all these different groups tossed into one organization, using systems that aren't compatible, not sharing information - and the further away from the top of the pyramid - the bigger the mess.

Let me just whine for a moment about my local CERT group (which is the citizens response for FEMA -> DHS) None of them has their first aid or cpr certifications. None of them are EMTS. No ISO. There are two who have their Ham Radio certifications. They also proclaimed that they are protected by the good Samaritan law when they "rescue" people. G-d forbid your kids school bus gets in a wreck because these effers will yell at them to get off the bus. (That is what they feel is necessary.)
They used what funding they had, to trick out an old ambulance that they plan to ride around to events but couldn't spend a dime to get training, much less get off their ***** to attend the FREE ISO training offered at College of The Mainland.

If Galveston Island experiences another Ike, they county's residents have a better chance of survival if they sit in a canoe during a hurricane than if they get "rescued" by these goons.

As for collecting more money, they need to fix their organization first. The reason why the border is a mess, has much to do with the various organizations within DHS's inability to work together and share information. There is also so much politically conflicting information that makes it difficult for the FLE's to do their jobs effectively.
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Huh?
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#25 Jun 01 2013 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
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She said she'd pay $10.
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#26 Jun 01 2013 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if there's a market for Canadian Smugglers... South of the border, they're called coyotes. Importers from China are snakeheads... Does that mean if I become a Canadian Smuggler, will that mean I will be a Beaver?
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