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#1 May 17 2013 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Feds (DHS specifically) are considering implementing a border crossing fee for anyone entering the US by land from Canada or Mexico. The added revenue would be used to offset the cost of border protection.

I've no idea how much the fee would be.

How much would you pay to get the heck out of Canada?
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#2 May 17 2013 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've no idea how much the fee would be.
At least enough for bread. If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
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How much would you pay to get the heck out of Canada?
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#4 May 17 2013 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/10/us-senate-quashes-plan-to-collect-fees/
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#5 May 17 2013 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
I'd pay $3,200.

If I had it.

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#6 May 17 2013 at 6:48 PM Rating: Good
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0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.
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0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.

DRONE STRIKE!
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rdmcandie wrote:
0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.

DRONE STRIKE!


Hmmm I can honestly admit I didn't calculate that....guess ill just have to find a dope smuggling tunnel somewhere in southwest BC....now this is getting expensive thanks Joph.
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#9 May 17 2013 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
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I'm sure they can get the drones to drop bunker busters too.
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I'm sure they can get the drones to drop bunker busters too.


Waste of money. R/C car with a infra-red camera and C4 strapped to it. Dig a hole, drop the car in, direct car to targets, BOOM.
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DRONE STRIKE! would be an excellent name for a pest control company.
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rdmcandie wrote:
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0 Id just walk across any of the thousand of miles of unprotected border.

DRONE STRIKE!


Hmmm I can honestly admit I didn't calculate that....guess ill just have to find a dope smuggling tunnel somewhere in southwest BC....now this is getting expensive thanks JophObama.


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DRONE STRIKE! would be an excellent name for a pest control company.
Not a bad name for a band, either.
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horrible name for a day care centre though
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DRONE STRIKE! would be an excellent name for a pest control company.
Not a bad name for a band, either.

I'd be surprised if there isn't a metal or hardcore punk band yet woth that name.
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(Terrible) hardcore punk, called it.
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Only a few more years away from this huh.
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Dubstep, pass.
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Dubstep, pass.
What 'gaxe said.
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Dubstep, pass.


It only has a little Dubstep in it. Smiley: frown
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#23 May 31 2013 at 7:44 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
The Feds (DHS specifically) are considering implementing a border crossing fee for anyone entering the US by land from Canada or Mexico. The added revenue would be used to offset the cost of border protection.

I've no idea how much the fee would be.

How much would you pay to get the heck out of Canada?

I'm finishing off a graduate certificate in Homeland Security. ( My opinion is that, I think DHS was an ok idea, but the current result is a mess. You have all these different groups tossed into one organization, using systems that aren't compatible, not sharing information - and the further away from the top of the pyramid - the bigger the mess.

Let me just whine for a moment about my local CERT group (which is the citizens response for FEMA -> DHS) None of them has their first aid or cpr certifications. None of them are EMTS. No ISO. There are two who have their Ham Radio certifications. They also proclaimed that they are protected by the good Samaritan law when they "rescue" people. G-d forbid your kids school bus gets in a wreck because these effers will yell at them to get off the bus. (That is what they feel is necessary.)
They used what funding they had, to trick out an old ambulance that they plan to ride around to events but couldn't spend a dime to get training, much less get off their **** to attend the FREE ISO training offered at College of The Mainland.

If Galveston Island experiences another Ike, they county's residents have a better chance of survival if they sit in a canoe during a hurricane than if they get "rescued" by these goons.

As for collecting more money, they need to fix their organization first. The reason why the border is a mess, has much to do with the various organizations within DHS's inability to work together and share information. There is also so much politically conflicting information that makes it difficult for the FLE's to do their jobs effectively.
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She said she'd pay $10.
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I wonder if there's a market for Canadian Smugglers... South of the border, they're called coyotes. Importers from China are snakeheads... Does that mean if I become a Canadian Smuggler, will that mean I will be a Beaver?
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I wonder if there's a market for Canadian Smugglers... South of the border, they're called coyotes. Importers from China are snakeheads... Does that mean if I become a Canadian Smuggler, will that mean I will be a Beaver?


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Aekotie the Fussy wrote:
I wonder if there's a market for Canadian Smugglers... South of the border, they're called coyotes. Importers from China are snakeheads... Does that mean if I become a Canadian Smuggler, will that mean I will be a Beaver?


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Aekotie the Fussy wrote:
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Aekotie the Fussy wrote:
I wonder if there's a market for Canadian Smugglers... South of the border, they're called coyotes. Importers from China are snakeheads... Does that mean if I become a Canadian Smuggler, will that mean I will be a Beaver?
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And Beaver doesn't?
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Aekotie the Fussy wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Aekotie the Fussy wrote:
I wonder if there's a market for Canadian Smugglers... South of the border, they're called coyotes. Importers from China are snakeheads... Does that mean if I become a Canadian Smuggler, will that mean I will be a Beaver?
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And Beaver doesn't?


Not as much as Mooser :3
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...looks like a Mooser.
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Hey hey...This is my way of showing my support to Canadians~ I'll smuggle out those that don't want to stay there ;3
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The only people who get smuggled out of Canada across the US border are terrorists. Poor people have it better here and rich people bribe officials.
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#34 Jun 03 2013 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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I'll smuggle out those that don't want to stay there ;3
We already have enough Mexicans to pick fruit, we don't need Canadians.
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I'll smuggle out those that don't want to stay there ;3
We already have enough Mexicans to pick fruit, we don't need Canadians.


Shut it you, they're gonna bring maple syrup with them.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
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I'll smuggle out those that don't want to stay there ;3
We already have enough Mexicans to pick fruit, we don't need Canadians.


Shut it you, they're gonna bring maple syrup with them.

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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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I'll smuggle out those that don't want to stay there ;3
We already have enough Mexicans to pick fruit, we don't need Canadians.


Shut it you, they're gonna bring maple syrup with them.
Maple syrup laced with socialism.
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It's the basis of their economy, why would there need to be a maple syrup smuggling operation? It'd be like Mexico smuggling tacos.
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We also sell glacial spring water.
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It's the basis of their economy, why would there need to be a maple syrup smuggling operation? It'd be like Mexico smuggling tacos.


They sell the lower quality and tainted syrup to other countries, and keep the good quality for themselves. Sort of like a China that doesn't **** itself over.
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There is already a maple syrup black market in Canada. They ninja-tap the sugar maples, collect the 'hot' sap and disappear into the wilderness.
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It seems you can make syrup from silver maples. Suddenly this is something I want to do.

Except you need cold temperatures to do it.
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Except you need cold temperatures to do it.
If wind chill counts, you're probably good, right?
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