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#1 May 16 2013 at 11:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'll put in a good word for you, get you moved to the front of the line or something.

Ok it's not quite that far yet, but it's still pretty cool stuff. They've proven pluripotentcy at least, which is a big step (assuming it doesn't get retracted like Mr. infamous Korean guy's work did). So in theory we could start growing you a new liver once you kill your old one off. Unfortunately this is one of those things that tends to bring protestor people and what not. Meaning it becomes annoying to get to work, and they make you show your ID badge about a bazillion times anytime you go anywhere. Should make things more interesting at least. On a completely unrelated note they just passed a resolution in the state legislature granting our campus security officers the use of firearms.

So what are your thoughts?
Cool, name my clone ______.:9 (47.4%)
You mentioned a protest, how do I join? :0 (0.0%)
Can I be the person who shoots the protestors? :7 (36.8%)
I'm content watching the drama on the TV with my beer and popcorn handy.:3 (15.8%)
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#2 May 16 2013 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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I totally went with option 3. I've got the training.

I'd probably just name my clone something like Organ Farm.
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#3 May 16 2013 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
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Interesting. Definitely naming my clone Cody.

I find it interesting that cloned primates show real problems when advancing towards the embryo stage. I think I know what I'll be reading about after the exam season is over.
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#4 May 16 2013 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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If they can make the clone female, then "Waifu". I'll probably get murdered by her/it over the name but it would be worth it for the lulz.
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#5 May 16 2013 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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I adhere to the Android version naming conventions, so Eske 2.0 will be more commonly referred to as Eclair.

He will also support Microsoft Exchange server.

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#6 May 16 2013 at 12:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd name my clone Jophiel Prime. So when it comes time to take me out, they'll assume he's me and I'm the clone.
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#7 May 16 2013 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
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I'd name my clone Jophiel Prime. So when it comes time to take me out, they'll assume he's me and I'm the clone.


Also, grow a goatee.
#8 May 16 2013 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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It'd be more efficient if the clone grew the goatee. That way you can claim they're the evil one.
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#9 May 16 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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#10 May 16 2013 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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According to NPR this morning, the scientists have already stated that this process wouldn't be usable for growing clones, according to tests they've already done with animals. That seems to just be the public response to the idea.
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#11 May 16 2013 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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It'd be more efficient if the clone grew the goatee. That way you can claim they're the evil one.

What if I grow a goatee but I have my clone grow some obnoxious hipster handlebar mustache? If they only have one bullet, who do you think they'd aim for?
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#12 May 16 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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How about a handle bar goatee and cover all the bases?
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#13 May 16 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Evil Jophiel live over hipster Jophiel every day. I don't want to read 60,000 posts about freecycling.
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Why wouldn't Evil Joph post 60,000 times about freecycling? One enjoys freecycling ironically, the other enjoys annoying you with it.
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#17 May 16 2013 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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GamersGate is throwing 5,000 copies of DA2 on the curb to make space. Hurry to Sweden to grab your copy!


I bet we could find that mass Atari's E.T. the Extra Terrestrial grave, if we all ironically hitched rides down to New Mexico.
#18 May 16 2013 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll adhere to clone naming conventions and go with Debaalic.
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#19 May 16 2013 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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I'd name mine "spare parts". I think it's a good thing to let him know his purpose in life.
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#20 May 16 2013 at 5:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Honestly, do any of you think more than one of me running around at the same time is really a good idea?
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#21 May 16 2013 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Honestly, do any of you think more than one of me running around at the same time is really a good idea?

Make the clone run on an opposite schedule so only one of you is awake at the same time.,
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#22 May 16 2013 at 6:56 PM Rating: Default
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I shall call him.... Mini me!
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#23 May 16 2013 at 7:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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I shall call him.... Me, the Abridged Edition!

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#24 May 16 2013 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
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I shall call him.... Cliff Notes!
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#25 May 16 2013 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
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I shall call him.... Napkin Memo!

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#26 May 16 2013 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Clone Ann, of course.

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