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#27 May 13 2013 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
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Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!


I refuse to count anyone out...
Really? I didn't know you swing both ways.
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#28 May 13 2013 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with...
You never know. Might be more likely now.


Nah, I'm a hyprocrite type ***... I don't go after married men, or men in relationships. Unless they don't mention it, which is too late for Omega.
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#29 May 13 2013 at 5:10 PM Rating: Default
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with...
You never know. Might be more likely now.


Nah, I'm a hyprocrite type ***... I don't go after married men, or men in relationships. Unless they don't mention it, which is too late for Omega.


I had real eye opener when I left college and realized the amount of men who cheat on their wives. I can only imagine a two male relationship.
#30 May 13 2013 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!


I refuse to count anyone out...
Really? I didn't know you swing both ways.


**** you and your logic. Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad

Oh well, the *** change could always happen...

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And what a time for me to expand Alma's comment. Holy ****. Smiley: oyvey

Edited, May 13th 2013 8:07pm by idiggory
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#31 May 13 2013 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
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Congrats, Omega! You guys looked so happy there. I nearly lost it when Tiffany's dad recited the whole "mawwiage - a dweam within a dweam" routine in his toast to the bride. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8). Great times, and here's to many more years of happy mawwiage for you guys.

P.S. The Companion Cube was a nice touch, and I added some choice Portal quotes and game secrets to it for you.

P.P.S. Jesus, how are you not at 10k posts yet?





Edited, May 14th 2013 1:11am by kylen
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#32 May 14 2013 at 12:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats, Omega! You guys looked so happy there. I nearly lost it when Tiffany's dad recited the whole "mawwiage - a dweam within a dweam" routine in his toast to the bride. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8). Great times, and here's to many more years of happy mawwiage for you guys.


I thought our table was one of maybe two that got the Princess Bride reference her Dad made. Glad there were more!

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P.S. The Companion Cube was a nice touch, and I added some choice Portal quotes and game secrets to it for you.


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P.P.S. Jesus, how are you not at 10k posts yet?


I try and only post when I have something to say. At the rate I'm going, it'll probably be another 4 years before I hit 10K. Thanks for coming to the Wedding! My Groomsmen who's wife was pregnant just had their baby, is Mary ready to pop yet?
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#33 May 14 2013 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats!
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Someone simply must do a useless government-funded study to determine why the hot women fall for you nerds.
As I understand it, we've just been converting the hot women into nerds.
#34 May 14 2013 at 5:06 AM Rating: Default
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Congrats!
Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Someone simply must do a useless government-funded study to determine why the hot women fall for you nerds.
As I understand it, we've just been converting the hot women into nerds.


It's that those women are starting to realize that those nerds are more likely to be worth something in society.
#35 May 14 2013 at 5:43 AM Rating: Good
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I just wantto go on record saying i accidently rated the op down when i had every intention of up-rating it. I shouldnt of attempted ratings while viewing from my nook.

Sorry.
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#36 May 14 2013 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
I try and only post when I have something to say.
You'll never get anywhere that way.
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#37 May 14 2013 at 4:25 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
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I try and only post when I have something to say.
You'll never get anywhere that way.


Seconded..
#38 May 14 2013 at 5:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh. Grats Omega! Looks like you kids had a great time, which is the most important part. Well, then there's that whole "making a life together" thing, but don't let that get in the way of a good party! Smiley: grin
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#39 May 14 2013 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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I'd hit it.

Congrats.
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#40 May 15 2013 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
It's been a bit crazy around here the past few weeks. With the bombings, then a brief hospitalization due to a kidney stone the week of my wedding, the wedding itself, & the honeymoon.

Here's the new Wife, 1st look time.

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That looks like a very odd buffet!
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#41 May 16 2013 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
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Plenty healthy.
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#42 May 16 2013 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
I'd hit it.

Congrats.

I thought the same thing, because at first I thought he'd married London Keyes.
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#43 May 16 2013 at 9:42 PM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Thanks for coming to the Wedding! My Groomsmen who's wife was pregnant just had their baby, is Mary ready to pop yet?

Thanks for having us there! No offspring yet, but we're 2 days past the due date so we're hoping it'll happen soon, since the in-laws have already bought their plane tickets to come and see us in a couple weeks.
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First off, calling the Nobel Peace Prize 'political' is like calling water 'wet' - The Nobel Peace Prize is and always was an opportunity for the reformed vikings to prove that they like warmth and fuzziness and have turned their backs on raping sheep in Yorkshire at axe point.
#44 May 17 2013 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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kylen wrote:
Omegavegeta wrote:
Thanks for coming to the Wedding! My Groomsmen who's wife was pregnant just had their baby, is Mary ready to pop yet?

Thanks for having us there! No offspring yet, but we're 2 days past the due date so we're hoping it'll happen soon, since the in-laws have already bought their plane tickets to come and see us in a couple weeks.

Don't wait until Monday. Nobody wants to be born on a Monday.
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#45 May 17 2013 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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Four years ago I was told that the most beautiful thing you can witness is the birth of your child.

I still hate those people.
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#46 May 17 2013 at 7:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Four years ago I was told that the most beautiful thing you can witness is the birth of your child.

I still hate those people.

Birth may be the most beautiful, but afterbirth is probably the least.
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#47 May 17 2013 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.
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#48 May 17 2013 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.


Like taking a giant dump after being constipated for nine months?
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#49 May 17 2013 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.


Like taking a giant dump after being constipated for nine months?
Yes! Cept instead of a great big poo, you get push out this awesome little ball of life. Kind of like the animated **** from South Park.
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#50 May 17 2013 at 8:38 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.


Like taking a giant dump after being constipated for nine months?
Yes! Cept instead of a great big poo, you get push out this awesome little ball of life. Kind of like the animated **** from South Park.


Screenshot


Or like this?
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#51 May 17 2013 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Four years ago I was told that the most beautiful thing you can witness is the birth of your child.

I still hate those people.
I thought it was your child sleeping.
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