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#1 May 12 2013 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
It's been a bit crazy around here the past few weeks. With the bombings, then a brief hospitalization due to a kidney stone the week of my wedding, the wedding itself, & the honeymoon.

Here's the new Wife, 1st look time.

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The Bridal Party, including 3 of my nieces.

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1st Dance

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And Drunken shenanigans at the end of the night. I'm fairly certain Journey was playing.

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I then drunk rum & looked at boobies in St. Maartens for a week. Good times. Back to work now, bored already, so here I be.
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#2 May 12 2013 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Beautiful bride, beautiful wedding. Congrats! May you have a long and happy life together.
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#3 May 12 2013 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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Huh, Omega's pretty cute.

Anyway grats on upstaging your Moms!

Smiley: grinSmiley: grinSmiley: grin

Oh, and your wife is clearly a nice person. Those bridesmaids dresses should have been 870% uglier.
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#4 May 12 2013 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Huh, Omega's pretty cute..
It's kind of too late for that now.




And grats Omega! And don't stop believing. Smiley: wink
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#5 May 12 2013 at 4:55 PM Rating: Default
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#6 May 12 2013 at 5:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your wife seems to be easily amused by produce.

Congratz!
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#7 May 12 2013 at 5:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've been to the produce market before and never found spouses for sale!

Congratulations!
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#8 May 12 2013 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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Congrats :)
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#9 May 12 2013 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats! Your wife is much cuter than you. Smiley: grin
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Congrats! Your wife is much cuter than you. Smiley: grin


Pretty sure that's the way it's supposed to be.
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You look cute in white!

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#12 May 12 2013 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
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#14 May 12 2013 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations, Omega! I hope the day was wonderful, and all of the days to come are even better. Smiley: smile
#15 May 13 2013 at 6:09 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats! Smiley: clap Beautiful wedding.

Someone simply must do a useless government-funded study to determine why the hot women fall for you nerds.
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#16 May 13 2013 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! Your wife is beautiful =)
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#17 May 13 2013 at 6:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Who ****** in the DJ's cheerios?
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Who ****** in the DJ's cheerios?


One of the three drunks in front of him.
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#19 May 13 2013 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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Oh way to give up on life.

Congratulations.
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Yay love! Smiley: yippee

Congrats and stuff!
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#23 May 13 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!
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#24 May 13 2013 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
Your wife is way more punk than you. Congratulations, sir.
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#25 May 13 2013 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Another forum member I can't sleep with...
You never know. Might be more likely now.
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#26 May 13 2013 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!


I refuse to count anyone out...
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!


I refuse to count anyone out...
Really? I didn't know you swing both ways.
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#28 May 13 2013 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Another forum member I can't sleep with...
You never know. Might be more likely now.


Nah, I'm a hyprocrite type ***... I don't go after married men, or men in relationships. Unless they don't mention it, which is too late for Omega.
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
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Another forum member I can't sleep with...
You never know. Might be more likely now.


Nah, I'm a hyprocrite type ***... I don't go after married men, or men in relationships. Unless they don't mention it, which is too late for Omega.


I had real eye opener when I left college and realized the amount of men who cheat on their wives. I can only imagine a two male relationship.
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#30 May 13 2013 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!


I refuse to count anyone out...
Really? I didn't know you swing both ways.


**** you and your logic. Smiley: madSmiley: madSmiley: mad

Oh well, the *** change could always happen...

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And what a time for me to expand Alma's comment. Holy ****. Smiley: oyvey

Edited, May 13th 2013 8:07pm by idiggory
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Congrats, Omega! You guys looked so happy there. I nearly lost it when Tiffany's dad recited the whole "mawwiage - a dweam within a dweam" routine in his toast to the bride. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8). Great times, and here's to many more years of happy mawwiage for you guys.

P.S. The Companion Cube was a nice touch, and I added some choice Portal quotes and game secrets to it for you.

P.P.S. Jesus, how are you not at 10k posts yet?





Edited, May 14th 2013 1:11am by kylen
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#32 May 14 2013 at 12:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats, Omega! You guys looked so happy there. I nearly lost it when Tiffany's dad recited the whole "mawwiage - a dweam within a dweam" routine in his toast to the bride. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8). Great times, and here's to many more years of happy mawwiage for you guys.


I thought our table was one of maybe two that got the Princess Bride reference her Dad made. Glad there were more!

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I try and only post when I have something to say. At the rate I'm going, it'll probably be another 4 years before I hit 10K. Thanks for coming to the Wedding! My Groomsmen who's wife was pregnant just had their baby, is Mary ready to pop yet?
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#33 May 14 2013 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
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Someone simply must do a useless government-funded study to determine why the hot women fall for you nerds.
As I understand it, we've just been converting the hot women into nerds.
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Someone simply must do a useless government-funded study to determine why the hot women fall for you nerds.
As I understand it, we've just been converting the hot women into nerds.


It's that those women are starting to realize that those nerds are more likely to be worth something in society.
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#35 May 14 2013 at 5:43 AM Rating: Good
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I just wantto go on record saying i accidently rated the op down when i had every intention of up-rating it. I shouldnt of attempted ratings while viewing from my nook.

Sorry.
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I try and only post when I have something to say.
You'll never get anywhere that way.
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You'll never get anywhere that way.


Seconded..
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#38 May 14 2013 at 5:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh. Grats Omega! Looks like you kids had a great time, which is the most important part. Well, then there's that whole "making a life together" thing, but don't let that get in the way of a good party! Smiley: grin
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I'd hit it.

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It's been a bit crazy around here the past few weeks. With the bombings, then a brief hospitalization due to a kidney stone the week of my wedding, the wedding itself, & the honeymoon.

Here's the new Wife, 1st look time.

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That looks like a very odd buffet!
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Plenty healthy.
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I'd hit it.

Congrats.

I thought the same thing, because at first I thought he'd married London Keyes.
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Thanks for coming to the Wedding! My Groomsmen who's wife was pregnant just had their baby, is Mary ready to pop yet?

Thanks for having us there! No offspring yet, but we're 2 days past the due date so we're hoping it'll happen soon, since the in-laws have already bought their plane tickets to come and see us in a couple weeks.
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Thanks for coming to the Wedding! My Groomsmen who's wife was pregnant just had their baby, is Mary ready to pop yet?

Thanks for having us there! No offspring yet, but we're 2 days past the due date so we're hoping it'll happen soon, since the in-laws have already bought their plane tickets to come and see us in a couple weeks.

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Four years ago I was told that the most beautiful thing you can witness is the birth of your child.

I still hate those people.
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Four years ago I was told that the most beautiful thing you can witness is the birth of your child.

I still hate those people.

Birth may be the most beautiful, but afterbirth is probably the least.
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#47 May 17 2013 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.
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I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.


Like taking a giant dump after being constipated for nine months?
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I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.


Like taking a giant dump after being constipated for nine months?
Yes! Cept instead of a great big poo, you get push out this awesome little ball of life. Kind of like the animated **** from South Park.
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Elinda, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
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I don't know about viewing a birth, but I loved giving birth. It was probably the most satisfying feeling ever.


Like taking a giant dump after being constipated for nine months?
Yes! Cept instead of a great big poo, you get push out this awesome little ball of life. Kind of like the animated **** from South Park.


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Or like this?
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Four years ago I was told that the most beautiful thing you can witness is the birth of your child.

I still hate those people.
I thought it was your child sleeping.
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