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#1 May 12 2013 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
It's been a bit crazy around here the past few weeks. With the bombings, then a brief hospitalization due to a kidney stone the week of my wedding, the wedding itself, & the honeymoon.

Here's the new Wife, 1st look time.

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The Bridal Party, including 3 of my nieces.

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1st Dance

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And Drunken shenanigans at the end of the night. I'm fairly certain Journey was playing.

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I then drunk rum & looked at boobies in St. Maartens for a week. Good times. Back to work now, bored already, so here I be.
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#2 May 12 2013 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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Beautiful bride, beautiful wedding. Congrats! May you have a long and happy life together.
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#3 May 12 2013 at 4:06 PM Rating: Good
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Huh, Omega's pretty cute.

Anyway grats on upstaging your Moms!

Smiley: grinSmiley: grinSmiley: grin

Oh, and your wife is clearly a nice person. Those bridesmaids dresses should have been 870% uglier.
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#4 May 12 2013 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Huh, Omega's pretty cute..
It's kind of too late for that now.




And grats Omega! And don't stop believing. Smiley: wink
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#5 May 12 2013 at 4:55 PM Rating: Default
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Congrats!
#6 May 12 2013 at 5:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your wife seems to be easily amused by produce.

Congratz!
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#7 May 12 2013 at 5:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've been to the produce market before and never found spouses for sale!

Congratulations!
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#8 May 12 2013 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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Congrats :)
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#9 May 12 2013 at 6:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats! Your wife is much cuter than you. Smiley: grin
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Congrats! Your wife is much cuter than you. Smiley: grin


Pretty sure that's the way it's supposed to be.
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#11 May 12 2013 at 7:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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You look cute in white!

... Smiley: tongue

Congrats!
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#12 May 12 2013 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
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#13 May 12 2013 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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Rats of the sub-saharan variety.
#14 May 12 2013 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations, Omega! I hope the day was wonderful, and all of the days to come are even better. Smiley: smile
#15 May 13 2013 at 6:09 AM Rating: Good
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Congrats! Smiley: clap Beautiful wedding.

Someone simply must do a useless government-funded study to determine why the hot women fall for you nerds.
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#16 May 13 2013 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! Your wife is beautiful =)
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#17 May 13 2013 at 6:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Who ****** in the DJ's cheerios?
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#18 May 13 2013 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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Who ****** in the DJ's cheerios?


One of the three drunks in front of him.
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#19 May 13 2013 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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Congo-rats! Ya Ding-a-Ling!
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#20 May 13 2013 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Oh way to give up on life.

Congratulations.
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#21 May 13 2013 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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#22 May 13 2013 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yay love! Smiley: yippee

Congrats and stuff!
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#23 May 13 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!
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#24 May 13 2013 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
Your wife is way more punk than you. Congratulations, sir.
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#25 May 13 2013 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Another forum member I can't sleep with...
You never know. Might be more likely now.
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#26 May 13 2013 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Another forum member I can't sleep with... Oh well congrats anyway!


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