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#152 Apr 17 2013 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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Ricin is made from castor beans, and the main exporter is China. I bet the letter read "PAY YOUR BILL!"
Yeah and it's never been successfully weaponized into respirable sized particles. Sending it in a letter is a waste of good ricin.
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#153 Apr 17 2013 at 11:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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I bet the letter read "PAY YOUR BIRR!"

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#154 Apr 17 2013 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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So how is it pronounced? Like "Rice-in"?
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#155 Apr 17 2013 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Raisin.
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#156 Apr 17 2013 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
So how is it pronounced? Like "Rice-in"?
Yes. Precisely.

There was a kind of famous assassination once with ricin injected into some government official with the tip of an umbrella.
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#157 Apr 17 2013 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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There was a kind of famous assassination once with ricin injected into some government official with the tip of an umbrella.

Great, not only can we not bring gym bags to the marathon anymore, now they ban umbrellas too... Smiley: oyvey
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#158 Apr 17 2013 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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And airplanes.

Ruin it for everyone.
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#159 Apr 17 2013 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
I don't get it. Can we bring rice 'n umbrellas on airplanes, or do they have to be in a duffle bag?
#160 Apr 17 2013 at 11:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Can't run a marathon on an airplane while carrying an umbrella anymore; unless your gym bag is small enough to be used as a carry-on and you check your pressure cooker.

Too much government... Smiley: disappointed

Edited, Apr 17th 2013 10:41am by someproteinguy
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#161 Apr 17 2013 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
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Its like 9/11 all over...worked so nice, lets try it twice.
It's exactly like 9/11.

Aside from the 3,000-odd dead?


Let it be stated for the record that I was making fun of rdm.

More importantly, they've made an arrest.

Edited, Apr 17th 2013 1:53pm by Eske
#162 Apr 17 2013 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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Let it be stated for the record that I was making fun of rdm.
Don't think there was any question.
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#163 Apr 17 2013 at 12:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had high hopes that you were being sarcastic, Eske.

Here's hoping they nabbed the right guy. After the first person-of-interest was a bust, I'm not going to assume this must be the guy. Let's call it guarded optimism.
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#164 Apr 17 2013 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Can't run a marathon on an airplane while carrying an umbrella anymore; unless your gym bag is small enough to be used as a carry-on and you check your pressure cooker.

Too much government... Smiley: disappointed

Edited, Apr 17th 2013 10:41am by someproteinguy
... what?
#166 Apr 17 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Can't run a marathon on an airplane while carrying an umbrella anymore; unless your gym bag is small enough to be used as a carry-on and you check your pressure cooker.

Too much government... Smiley: disappointed

Edited, Apr 17th 2013 10:41am by someproteinguy
... what?

Exactly! Smiley: wink
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#167 Apr 17 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Wasn't ricin the poison from Braking Bad?
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Now Boston Police are saying there hasn't been any arrests.

This is when you want to just walk away and come back in five hours to see what's actually going on.

Speaking of unsourced bullshit, I read somewhere (and can't recall where) that one of the cooker lids was retrieved from a building roof. Wonder if you can get prints off something like that. Everything I know about forensic science I learned from CSI and Bones so I'm pretty sure this is where we start using holograms.
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#169 Apr 17 2013 at 12:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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They probably need to extrapolate around the corner of the present into the past.
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#170 Apr 17 2013 at 12:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Everything I know about forensic science I learned from CSI and Bones so I'm pretty sure this is where we start using holograms. screaming at people in a darkened room until they confess.

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#171 Apr 17 2013 at 12:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wait... what's that... enlarge that section. Again... That's a partial face reflection off that car window. Can you mirror it?... Now enhance.

There's our guy.
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#172 Apr 17 2013 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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Zoom in. Zoom in. Zoom in. Erase the pixels. Zoom in ...
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someproteinguy wrote:
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Everything I know about forensic science I learned from CSI and Bones so I'm pretty sure this is where we start using holograms. screaming at people in a darkened room until they confess.



It's comical how y'all think that some TV cliche is going to be how they find this guy.










I'm sure there's some ***** on the pressure cooker that they'll just DNA test.
#175 Apr 17 2013 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure there's some ***** on the pressure cooker that they'll just DNA test.

That'll just lead them to the guy's long lost twin brother who ends up lingering in jail for 10 years until a suspiciously similar bombing happens to inexplicably yield the exact same DNA and they're forced to reopen the old case.
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#176 Apr 17 2013 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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[quote=Eske Esquire]I'm sure there's some ***** on the pressure cooker that they'll just DNA ******************
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