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Maybe I should convert, then. Never could get a decent tan.
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Samira wrote:
Maybe I should convert, then. Never could get a decent tan.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
A guy on Reddit is doing live updates of the whole thing.
Edit: also, a picture of one of the suspects.
Edit 2: To be precise, the picture is of the suspect that is still alive.
Edit: also, a picture of one of the suspects.
Edit 2: To be precise, the picture is of the suspect that is still alive.
I hope they manage to get the other one without having to kill him.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
I was supposed to be at work at 9a, but the T was shut down. Tried to get a cab in & they refused.
So now we're both sitting at home enjoying our surprise day off.
So now we're both sitting at home enjoying our surprise day off.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Looks like the c-list villian the bad Chech.
Far inferior to jophiel's bad Czech.
Far inferior to jophiel's bad Czech.
Just as Planned.
I get slightly more freckles, and then I burn. This all happens within about five minutes of seeing the sun.
Nexa and the children have that sort of complexion. Fortunately, I'm far swarthier.
Nexa and the children have that sort of complexion. Fortunately, I'm far swarthier.
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I hope they manage to get the other one without having to kill him.
They almost certainly won't. Not impossible, but pretty difficult to accomplish with someone who is willing to risk death.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I hope they manage to get the other one without having to kill him.
They almost certainly won't. Not impossible, but pretty difficult to accomplish with someone who is willing to risk death.
I know, but I can still hope. Future historians would love for one to remain alive and go to court so that we can know all the details and the reasons.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Future historians would love for one to remain alive and go to court so that we can know all the details and the reasons.
There probably are none.
There probably are none.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Future historians would love for one to remain alive and go to court so that we can know all the details and the reasons.
There probably are none.
There probably are none.
There are always reasons. They may be personal rather than political in nature, but they had reasons nonetheless, I'd just like to know what they are.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Much like any bomb attack aimed at a civilian population, I don't particularly care what their reason is.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Driftwood wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I hope they manage to get the other one without having to kill him.
They almost certainly won't. Not impossible, but pretty difficult to accomplish with someone who is willing to risk death.
I know, but I can still hope. Future historians would love for one to remain alive and go to court so that we can know all the details and the reasons.
Plus it will make a better movie for future generations.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Plus it will make a better movie for future generations.
Hollywood won't be able to wait that long. We'll see the film sometime next fall.
Goddamn it Michael Bay.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Confirmed only by police scanner stream, I've been waiting for it to hit the news.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Third suspect down, 60-70 year old white male that was wearing a explosive vest with a dead man switch.
That seems astonishingly unlikely and like something idiots posting on redit would make up after watching too many movies. What's the source for your link. Oh.
That seems astonishingly unlikely and like something idiots posting on redit would make up after watching too many movies. What's the source for your link. Oh.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The state police Q&A going on right now brought up something interesting. The convenience store robbery last night that revealed these two suspects isn't believed to actually have been perpetrated by these two. That they just happened to be there on camera...
Edited, Apr 19th 2013 6:23pm by TirithRR
Edited, Apr 19th 2013 6:23pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Very likely about to kill him.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Looks like they may have got him. Probably dead.
Edit:
Apparently he's alive. Not sure if he'll stay that way, but he's not getting away now.
Edit2:
They got him in custody now.
Edited, Apr 19th 2013 8:43pm by TirithRR
Edit:
Apparently he's alive. Not sure if he'll stay that way, but he's not getting away now.
Edit2:
They got him in custody now.
Edited, Apr 19th 2013 8:43pm by TirithRR
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Tirith beat me to it
Edited, Apr 19th 2013 8:45pm by Driftwood
Edited, Apr 19th 2013 8:45pm by Driftwood
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Good job getting him alive, if it's true anyway.
Edit: It's not actually confirmed that the guy they captured is the guy in the white hat they've been chasing.
Edited, Apr 20th 2013 2:47am by Aethien
Edit: It's not actually confirmed that the guy they captured is the guy in the white hat they've been chasing.
Edited, Apr 20th 2013 2:47am by Aethien
Boston PD just tweeted confirmation. Alive and in custody.
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The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
It wrapped up just in time for Friday night shows at 9. 
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
It wrapped up just in time for Friday night shows at 9.
Yes, quite convenient.
Too convenient...
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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