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#27 Apr 12 2013 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
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That depends; what year was this?Smiley: clown

mid-60's perhaps..maybe.


Good God woman! How old are you?
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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
#28 Apr 12 2013 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Would put her in the 50s. Possibly early 60s.
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#29 Apr 12 2013 at 6:37 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, well, I thought she was younger than I. Wrong.
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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
#30 Apr 12 2013 at 6:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Yeah, well, I thought she was younger than I. Wrong.

Nope, she's actually older than us. Scary, huh?

I would be at the bar, trying to decide between merlot and vodka. Vodka would probably win, and then I'd end up throwing darts and being pretty good at it until about the sixth drink. Then I'd be up doing horrendous karaoke. One of you would have to put me in a cab at that point.

Ah... how I miss the 90's
#31 Apr 12 2013 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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i'm 51. there are a lot of people in my age group, so don't be acting like I'm some kind of freak.
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#32 Apr 12 2013 at 8:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Elinda wrote:
i'm 51. there are a lot of people in my age group, so don't be acting like I'm some kind of freak.
You, Elne C, Jonwin, Nobby, Tailmon.

If there's any other 50+ers in =4 or =28 I guess I don't know them.Smiley: frown
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Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
#33 Apr 12 2013 at 9:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
i'm 51. there are a lot of people in my age group, so don't be acting like I'm some kind of freak.

Freak.
#34 Apr 12 2013 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
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There is a bar brawl in the corner with Rachel9
A brawl? Smiley: dubious

That would never happen.
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#35 Apr 12 2013 at 10:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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A guy walks into an Asylum, he says "ow"

... wait, that's not how it goes!

All I know is if I'm bartending, there isn't a Karaoke machine. Nothing is worth that pain if you have perfect pitch. Darts is a good bet though. Maybe some drunken competitive RC helicopter flying competitions on the side (with air to air dart missile hazards?) Actually, come to think of it, aside from the liability issues, thats a damned good idea for a bar.

Also wombats can move over 40 KM/hr on short distance runs, but they only tunnel on average about 1 meter per minute in soft ground. More or less depending on the size of the wombat, water content of the soil, density, etc.
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#36 Apr 13 2013 at 6:00 AM Rating: Good
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If there's any other 50+ers in =4 or =28 I guess I don't know them.Smiley: frown

Uppity kids Smiley: oyvey
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#37 Apr 13 2013 at 8:15 AM Rating: Decent
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A guy walks into an Asylum, he says "ow"

I see you joke and raise you 31 nerdy jokes.



My favorite? Baby I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
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#38 Apr 13 2013 at 10:22 AM Rating: Default
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That was pretty funny. I wish that I could rate up posts. It's complete BS that people with low karma can't rate.
#39 Apr 13 2013 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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I'd probably be in the alley with Demea. Having not realized that the door locks automatically once it closes, and everyone inside just snickers as we pound on the door to let us back in.

Edited, Apr 13th 2013 10:55am by Kakar
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#40 Apr 13 2013 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd probably be in the alley with Demea

mmmHMmmmm..... Smiley: um
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#41 Apr 13 2013 at 11:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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My favorite? Baby I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

But a derivative doesn't lie tangent to the curve, it just describes the slope of the tangent line.

This proves there are no good math jokes. QED
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My favorite? Baby I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

But a derivative doesn't lie tangent to the curve, it just describes the slope of the tangent line.

This proves there are no good math jokes. QED


In college, I used to say "I wouldn't mind integrating her function!"
#43 Apr 13 2013 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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My favourite math joke is a Latin joke:

A good Latin student never declines ***!

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I baked and served a pie in a square pan once, which was not only the best math joke ever, it was also delicious!
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#45 Apr 13 2013 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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My favorite math joke is 3 x (y).

Because.
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#46 Apr 14 2013 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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I would be sitting in a corner, drinking a pint of stout (draft of course, we Asylumites demand the best.) and sputtering nonsense at random moments. Well I don't think it's nonsense, but then none of you know how to speak Elnese.

I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be ****, by wearing my corset.
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#47 Apr 14 2013 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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I'd be at the bar ordering shots for everyone, making fun of the math geeks and cursing whoever played Somewhere Over the Rainbow on the jukebox.
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#48 Apr 14 2013 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Kakar wrote:
I'd probably be in the alley with Demea

mmmHMmmmm..... Smiley: um

Smiley: wink2
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#49 Apr 14 2013 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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ElneClare wrote:
I would be sitting in a corner, drinking a pint of stout (draft of course, we Asylumites demand the best.) and sputtering nonsense at random moments. Well I don't think it's nonsense, but then none of you know how to speak Elnese.

I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be ****, by wearing my corset.

Smiley: inlove
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ElneClare wrote:
I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be ****, by wearing my corset.

Say "Wherefore art thou, Romeo"
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I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be ****, by wearing my corset.

Say "Wherefore art thou, Romeo"
It really annoys me when people get the question of what that means wrong on OkCupid. I mean, how hard is it to google that ****?
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