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#52 Apr 14 2013 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be sexy, by wearing my corset.

Say "Wherefore art thou, Romeo"
It really annoys me when people get the question of what that means wrong on OkCupid. I mean, how hard is it to google that sh*t?


Wha...?

I suppose I'd just be that awkward girl against the wall nursing a drink who no one really notices.
#53 Apr 14 2013 at 6:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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If Asylum was a bar, this is what it'd be like 24/7.
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#55 Apr 14 2013 at 7:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira wrote:
Wha...?

I suppose I'd just be that awkward girl against the wall nursing a drink who no one really notices.


Aw, I'd hang with you.

I'd be the stop-in-after-work-for-a-quick-drink type, occasionally staying much later than I intended.
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But with a black chick... <insert racist and sexist remark here>.
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#58 Apr 14 2013 at 11:00 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Debalic wrote:
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I also will prove that a 54 year old can still be sexy, by wearing my corset.

Say "Wherefore art thou, Romeo"
It really annoys me when people get the question of what that means wrong on OkCupid. I mean, how hard is it to google that sh*t?

I've seen where people get that wrong, AND they put they correct answer as an unacceptable to them. Although I guess it is kind of a nitpicky thing to get upset about. I'd probably mistranslate about half of Shakespeare, I just happen to know that one because it's famous.

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#59 Apr 15 2013 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. I'll check it out.
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#60 Apr 15 2013 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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I'd also be sipping craft beer. I'd start out the karaoke with my usual standards (Whitney Houson, also Adele these days), then eventually get drunk enough to forget which Elton John songs are in my vocal range and end up missing a few lower tenor notes that I have to vocal fry because my regular range mezzo doesn't go that far.
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#61 Apr 15 2013 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
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I'm increasingly glad to have positioned myself not inside the bar, if there's going to be karaoke.
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#62 Apr 15 2013 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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With enough tasty high ABV craft beers around I don't mind the karaoke.
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#63 Apr 15 2013 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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#64 Apr 15 2013 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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I'd be at the bar ordering shots for everyone, making fun of the math geeks and cursing whoever played Somewhere Over the Rainbow on the jukebox.


It was Nixnot, right?
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#65 Apr 15 2013 at 9:50 PM Rating: Default
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do they have Canadian Beer on ice, Poutine, and Hockey on? Otherwise I am not there.
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#66 Apr 16 2013 at 5:01 AM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't say no to some Dieu Du Ciel or Unibroue but putting them on ice is just wasting the flavours and with hockey you mean this, right? Because I'm all for that.
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#67 Apr 16 2013 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
and with hockey you mean this, right? Because I'm all for that.

This would work for me.


Edited, Apr 16th 2013 6:03pm by trickybeck
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#68 Apr 17 2013 at 4:43 AM Rating: Good
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I'd be drinking a 40 oz. from a paper bag, in the alley behind the joint.

Take it from the Canadians, use plastic bags for drinking out of. They hold up much better.

He'd get confused when his 40oz was measured off in mL instead of oz.
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#69 Apr 17 2013 at 8:51 AM Rating: Default
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I'd be drinking a 40 oz. from a paper bag, in the alley behind the joint.

Take it from the Canadians, use plastic bags for drinking out of. They hold up much better.

He'd get confused when his 40oz was measured off in mL instead of oz.


40oz of what??? or you talking fluid oz? also is that standard imperial 28 mL per ounce or the US 30 mL per ounce?

What is the temperature? Gahhhhhh.

Get new measurements Murika!
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#70 Apr 17 2013 at 8:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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40oz of what???

Purple Drank.
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#72 Apr 17 2013 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
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I'd drink myself to death in some dark, dank corner of the bar.

The Asylum probably wouldn't have corners, actually. Too easy for the 'patrons' to hurt themselves.
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I'd drink myself to death in some dark, dank corner of the bar.

The Asylum probably wouldn't have corners, actually. Too easy for the 'patrons' to hurt themselves.
A bar with only round, padded walls. Now that would be brilliant.
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#74 Apr 17 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Please have a ball pit, please have a ball pit... Smiley: grin
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#75 Apr 17 2013 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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A bunch of drunks playing in a ball pit, I can't think of better entertainment.

Also, I do hope that the Asylum bar has a sound proof booth so that Joph and Gbaji can argue in peace/without bothering anyone else.

Edited, Apr 17th 2013 8:59pm by Aethien
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#76 Apr 17 2013 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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Way to go Buzz Killington.
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Also, I do hope that the Asylum bar has a sound proof booth so that Joph and Gbaji can argue in peace/without bothering anyone else.

That's Forum=4.

GTFO of my booth.
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#79 Apr 17 2013 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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My country is more free than America anyway so suck it. Smiley: tongue
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#82 Apr 17 2013 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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#83 Apr 17 2013 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I'm going to download something from the guy who wants to eliminate my rights and infringe on my freedoms. Commie.
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It's by Fraiser though. I love that guy.
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#85 Apr 18 2013 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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He was better on Cheers, even if it was the same character.
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#86 Apr 19 2013 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good
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I should be writing a press release now... but I don't want to.

/sips a beer as everyone ignores her whining
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I should be writing a press release now... but I don't want to.

/sips a beer as everyone ignores her whining
Writing it once you're sufficiently drunk is much more fun anyway.
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#88 Apr 19 2013 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
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I'm obligated to preface that what I'm about to say is completely fictitious, and I do not support it in any way, shape, or form, but a firing range is more fun after a few drinks, too.
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#89 Apr 20 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
I should be writing a press release now... but I don't want to.

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Writing it once you're sufficiently drunk is much more fun anyway.


It's true.

Annoying thing was I wrote it, finished at 1:30 am, and then it didn't end up going out till 1 pm.
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It's not like anyone cared about anything but the whole Boston thing anyway.
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