If the Asylum was a bar ....
I picture walking in, there is a wombat head up on the wall with a placard "evil blighter shot by Kaolian, 2013".
Gbaji is standing at the entrance - he gives me money to buy drinks as this will improve the economy and ultimately himself.
There is a bar brawl in the corner with Rachel9, Alma and a few others arguing. All trying to stab each other with ball of wool. If the aggression ever dies down, one of the Asylum regulars will go poke someone with a stick to ensure the battle continues much to the amusement of the spectators.
The barman is Kaolian. Before serving me squints with a grin and asks three questions:
"What is your Name?"
"What is your Quest?"
"What is the burrowing speed of a wombat?"
I answer "Do you mean an uncommon or common wombat?", he screams and lets me take away a bottle of wine to the centre of the room. To recover himself, Kaolian starts a conversation on an amusing subject.
I find Smasharoo sitting giving out well versed and amusing insults until Nexa calls him and demands he go home.
There is a small contingent of British in the room, sitting near but on the same table as the Aussies. They get along but never quite see eye to eye.
And now I'm out of time .. and leave ..