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That's actually a pretty interesting article. He never made a fire, and camouflaged his camp from both ground and air searchers

Yeah, a sh*tty game warden couldn't find a camp "strewn with bottle caps and batteries" for 20 years. I think you underestimate how hard he looked or overestimate how good he was at it.

Knight went to great lengths to make the camp invisible from the ground and the air, even covering a yellow shovel with a black bag. Knight never had a fire, even on the coldest days, for fear of being detected. He covered shiny surfaces, like his metal trash cans, with moss and dirt and painted green a clear plastic sheet over his tent.

Hughes, who spent eight years in the U.S. Marines and 18 years with the warden service finding and tracking experienced woodsmen, marveled at Knight's meticulousness.

Knight, who led Hughes and Perkins-Vance to his campsite, carefully avoided snow, stepped on rocks when he could and even avoided breaking branches in thick growth. Knight usually put on weight in the fall so he would have to eat less in the winter and thus avoid making treks for food and risk leaving prints in the snow.

"Every step was calculated," Hughes said.

Well the article said he watched a mushroom grow for 4 years. I'm sure that ate up his time quite a bit.

Or this fellow:

Did you just confuse Chris Knight with Lazlo Hollyfeld?

You're dead to me.

He said that fishing was "too much work" for him to do.