Like increasing your post count and thus growing your star farm? Tired of trying to think up witty and timeless replies to the myriad trolls and spammers of the worls, while maintiaining your cool? Let the forum do the work for you! We've recently implemented a new module that uses the power of crowd sourcing to automatically search the internet for similar conversations and extrapolate an awsome reply to ANY forum topic. "Microwaved aardvaarks are killing the bees!" Done. "What kind of soup should I wear in my hat today?" Thats an easy one. "where are my pants and why do I have this rash?" er, you may not want to ask that one in public. You get the idea.
Now we're not sure what kind of load this new feature is going to place on the servers, so right now we're only rolling it out in a limited manner with a special trigger. To use it, simply include the phrase "bagel socks" in any post you make. The forum replyometer will do the rest! Try not to use it in reply to really, really, really, really long posts as the whole thing might catch fire. Also, avoid anything having to do with yak bladders. For some reason that seems to confuse the system and it generates an alma.
Anyways, have fun!