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#1 Mar 22 2013 at 6:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Eleven *** men and one straight man are locked in a house. Every room is fully wired for video and audio, and while some of it clearly won't be aired it is there to prevent cheating. there is no place in the house to hide and make deals. Attempting to do so instantly eliminates the parties attempting to do so. The object for the *** men is to find out who isn't ***, and the straight man to not be found out. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until two are left or the straight man is out. If the *** men manage to outvote the straight man, all the remaining contestants get an equal share of twelve million dollars. If the straight man is among the last two people in the house in the end, he wins the entire twelve million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually ***. They all just think they are the one straight man playing for twelve million.

I figure Comedy Central would buy it and put some C-List comedian as the host.
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#2 Mar 22 2013 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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They can call it "Don't Ask, Don't Tell".
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#3 Mar 22 2013 at 6:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Or, "How long will you **** another man for a chance to win 12 million dollars."
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#4 Mar 22 2013 at 6:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Nixnot's Playhouse".

Edited, Mar 22nd 2013 8:38pm by Shaowstrike
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#5 Mar 23 2013 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe just wants to watch a bunch of straight men awkwardly make out.
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lolgaxe just wants to watch a bunch of straight men awkwardly make out.

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Lubriderm wrote:
lolgaxe just wants to watch a bunch of straight men awkwardly make out.


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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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Does each participant just get to decide if they're *** or not?


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#10 Mar 23 2013 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Does each participant just get to decide if their *** or not?


No, the Executives get to decide that. Duh.

Also, they're.
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Elinda wrote:
Does each participant just get to decide if they're *** or not?


No, the Executives get to decide that. Duh.

Also, they're.


all of them? i thought the whole point was that none of them were.
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Kavekk wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Does each participant just get to decide if they're *** or not?


No, the Executives get to decide that. Duh.

Also, they're.


all of them? i thought the whole point was that none of them were.


I think he meant that all of the Executives are ***.
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#13 Mar 24 2013 at 7:35 AM Rating: Default
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Does each participant just get to decide if they're *** or not?


No, the Executives get to decide that. Duh.

Also, they're.


all of them? i thought the whole point was that none of them were.


I think he meant that all of the Executives are ***.


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#14 Mar 25 2013 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe just wants to watch a bunch of straight men awkwardly make out.
I'd find it funny as ****, especially when they find out there's no prize.
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Wouldn't a bunch of straight dudes figure "I'll wait until someone hits on me then take one for the prize if I have to" rather than "I'm going to bone all these dudes to prove how *** I am" and therefore you'd just have a bunch of straight guys awkwardly standing around?
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Wouldn't a bunch of straight dudes figure "I'll wait until someone hits on me then take one for the prize if I have to" rather than "I'm going to bone all these dudes to prove how *** I am" and therefore you'd just have a bunch of straight guys awkwardly standing around?

Depends how long the show goes on. You'd think the for the final two at least, it'd be a cockfight of *** passes.

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I'm sure this already exists in Japan.
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#19 Mar 26 2013 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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Well, they do have this show.
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Wouldn't a bunch of straight dudes figure "I'll wait until someone hits on me then take one for the prize if I have to" rather than "I'm going to bone all these dudes to prove how *** I am" and therefore you'd just have a bunch of straight guys awkwardly standing around?

Depends how long the show goes on. You'd think the for the final two at least, it'd be a cockfight of *** passes.


How do they determine who wins though? Literal cockfight?
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Wouldn't a bunch of straight dudes figure "I'll wait until someone hits on me then take one for the prize if I have to" rather than "I'm going to bone all these dudes to prove how *** I am" and therefore you'd just have a bunch of straight guys awkwardly standing around?

Depends how long the show goes on. You'd think the for the final two at least, it'd be a cockfight of *** passes.


How do they determine who wins though? Literal cockfight?


Sword fight, last one to get run through wins.
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