D, F, B, G, A, H, B, E, H, A, C, F, B, D, H, E, F, C, E, D, G, A, B, H, B, A, H, G, E, A, D, E, G, G, C, F, H, F, B
18 minutes including typing the answers here, which probably took longer than solving.
Not a great test from a psychometric standpoint. No idea if answers are randomized or not, but given it's a bullsh*t online test, I'd assume no. Feel free to impress your friends, assuming this sort of thing would impress them.
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