Remember to switch **** on occasion else your nipple will get sore.
Oh I have a wet nurse, don't be silly. The governess brings him to me for one hour, each day, and sometimes it's while I'm posting. Then we get a new governess. But it happens.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.