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#52 Mar 15 2013 at 6:51 AM Rating: Good
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As an aside: it's apparently just me, because they're prolific, but I find photos of women rolling around in food really gross...even hawt chefs.

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Covered in food is generally pretty gross, with an exception for whipped cream and perhaps sushi.

Also, I'm watching Worst Cooks in hopes that someone will give Anne Burrell food poisoning before her head gets so big that it explodes.
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Nexa wrote:

As an aside: it's apparently just me, because they're prolific, but I find photos of women rolling around in food really gross...even hawt chefs.


Ya, it's gross.

But women rolling around in mud and jello is OK.
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Nexa wrote:

As an aside: it's apparently just me, because they're prolific, but I find photos of women rolling around in food really gross...even hawt chefs.


Ya, it's gross.

But women rolling around in mud and jello is OK.


And oil and chocolate pudding.
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I dunno about the chocolate pudding...
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TirithRR wrote:
I dunno about the chocolate pudding...


So mud is ok, but you have a problem with chocolate pudding?
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Case of Cosbiphobia.
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Case of Cosbiphobia.


In that case I would be more worried about where the pudding pops were going.
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As an aside: it's apparently just me, because they're prolific, but I find photos of women rolling around in food really gross...even hawt chefs.


I don't understand it either. Or them rolling around in anything, really. I'm not sure if the intent is that it's a "candid" shot or something? "Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. As you know, when women are alone they ********** in salad oil, just let me pull this crouton out of my *** and we'll have tea." Or maybe it's "hey if she plays in mud, she'll probably bone me. The women who don't play in mud don't so...you know...logic, right?"
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I think a big problem with that Rachel Ray spread is that she is just so dead eyed. It's like amateur jailbait ****. When you have people who aren't professionals attempting to be a sexpot it doesn't go over well. I mean, she's not even an actress. She looks so out of place. But maybe that's the buy... the naive little virginal hamburglar who isn't sure if she's licking chocolate or what off that spatula!
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I think a big problem with that Rachel Ray spread is that she is just so dead eyed. It's like amateur jailbait ****. When you have people who aren't professionals attempting to be a sexpot it doesn't go over well. I mean, she's not even an actress. She looks so out of place. But maybe that's the buy... the naive little virginal hamburglar who isn't sure if she's licking chocolate or what off that spatula!

Yeah, that is hot. If only she had Down's, that would be perfect. Nothing's more attractive than a really stupid woman.
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I think a big problem with that Rachel Ray spread is that she is just so dead eyed. It's like amateur jailbait ****. When you have people who aren't professionals attempting to be a sexpot it doesn't go over well. I mean, she's not even an actress. She looks so out of place. But maybe that's the buy... the naive little virginal hamburglar who isn't sure if she's licking chocolate or what off that spatula!
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As an aside: it's apparently just me, because they're prolific, but I find photos of women rolling around in food really gross...even hawt chefs.


I don't understand it either. Or them rolling around in anything, really. I'm not sure if the intent is that it's a "candid" shot or something? "Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. As you know, when women are alone they ********** in salad oil, just let me pull this crouton out of my *** and we'll have tea." Or maybe it's "hey if she plays in mud, she'll probably bone me. The women who don't play in mud don't so...you know...logic, right?"


Solo rolling around in mud and oil... not so much. It's the wrestling. Plop another beauty in the mess and have them slip and slide around each other.
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Solo rolling around in mud and oil... not so much. It's the wrestling. Plop another beauty in the mess and have them slip and slide around each other.

Yeah, I don't get the ******* thing. I realize that puts me in by far the minority of straight men. Maybe I've known too many lesbians.
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Solo rolling around in mud and oil... not so much. It's the wrestling. Plop another beauty in the mess and have them slip and slide around each other.

Yeah, I don't get the ******* thing. I realize that puts me in by far the minority of straight men. Maybe I've known too many lesbians.

Which is why you go to the Japanese sites where they... well... you'll have to see for yourself.
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Yeah, I don't get the ******* thing. I realize that puts me in by far the minority of straight men. Maybe I've known too many lesbians.

I don't want to see lesbians. I want to see chicks fucking other chicks!
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#67 Mar 15 2013 at 10:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, you mean college?
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I put "nexa allakhazam" into GIS. I didn't get a Nexa, but of the first 20 pictures 4 were my DingartsTM.Smiley: laugh


Apparently there is a Nexa (Plus!) prenatal vitamin, a Nexa Center for Internet and Society, and a Nexa "light and bold" font.
I like that font, it's good.
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I watched Giada for months with the sound on mute and closed captioning (because it was the gym.) In my mind she had this lovely, graceful Continental accent. When I first heard her and it was bland Californian, I was really disappointed.

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I watched Giada for months with the sound on mute and closed captioning (because it was the gym.) In my mind she had this lovely, graceful Continental accent. When I first heard her and it was bland Californian, I was really disappointed.

Edited, Mar 15th 2013 8:32pm by catwho


She (or... the producers, probably) likes to show off the cleavage.

But the way she shifts into an Italian pronunciation of the random Italian words annoys me. It wouldn't be a problem if that was her constant accent, but it just seems so out of place. I don't care if they say she's Italian and that's how real Italian's pronounce it... it's annoying.
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Nigella Lawson is a better choice than Rachel Ray in the full-figured food show host category. And I'd pick Padma Lakshmi in the slender category, except that the probability of her cold-bloodedly devouring your soul remains high.
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My partner turns into a puddle whenever we happen to come across a Nigella Lawson cooking show. I must admit I tend to succumb too, even if I get distracted by how many unhealthy short-cuts she takes with so many of her recipes. Using lots of butter and sugar is one thing. Using a store-bought syrup that is high in artificial colourants and flavourings is another matter entirely.

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I saw on Food Network (or Cooking Channel, not sure which), a show with a woman named Brigitte Nguyen. I thought she looked familiar, and I thought I recognized the name "Nguyen".

I think she's the sister of Christine Nguyen, who does a lot of the HBO/Cinemax/Showtime ****.
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They're only two-minute bits but I enjoy Helen Cavallo's "That's Fresh" on Disney Junior.

Er, let me rephrase that, I enjoy Helen Cavallo's two bits on Disney Junior.
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TirithRR wrote:
I saw on Food Network (or Cooking Channel, not sure which), a show with a woman named Brigitte Nguyen. I thought she looked familiar, and I thought I recognized the name "Nguyen".

I think she's the sister of Christine Nguyen, who does a lot of the HBO/Cinemax/Showtime ****.


You may be right, this post from her cooking blog points in that direction.
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I thought I recognized the name "Nguyen".

Half the population of Vietnam has the surname Nguyen.
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Half the population of Vietnam has the surname Nguyen.

Vietnam FTN!
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I thought I recognized the name "Nguyen".

Half the population of Vietnam has the surname Nguyen.

Ya, but how many people living in the US have the surname Nguyen?
And how many actresses and TV personalities have the surname Nguyen?
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Ya, but how many people living in the US have the surname Nguyen?

I personally know three, all from different families.
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how many actresses and TV personalities have the surname Nguyen?

Depends. How many of them are Vietnamese?
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Ya, but how many people living in the US have the surname Nguyen?


Around 100,000. It's an exceptionally common surname.
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TirithRR wrote:
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I thought I recognized the name "Nguyen".

Half the population of Vietnam has the surname Nguyen.

Ya, but how many people living in the US have the surname Nguyen?
And how many actresses and TV personalities have the surname Nguyen?


There are three in our IT department with the last name Nguyen, none of whom are related. Everyone assumes they are, of course, so they all get to have that conversation 2-3 times a day. "Yeah, no, no, not related. Nope, not to him either. Nope, they're not related each other either. Yeah, I know, crazy."

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There are three in our IT department with the last name Nguyen, none of whom are related. Everyone assumes they are, of course, so they all get to have that conversation 2-3 times a day. "Yeah, no, no, not related. Nope, not to him either. Nope, they're not related each other either. Yeah, I know, crazy."

At least most people know how to pronounce it now. I imagine 10 years a go there was a lot of "Is Jimmy engueen there?"
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