The issue is that most of the female stars aren't rescuing their trapped boyfriends. They are having kickass adventures, but they can't have canon boyfriends because that would ruin the male fantasy aspect.
Right, and every Husband on every sitcom is a fat functionally retarded guy interested only in cooking meat and watching sports.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.