The issue is that most of the female stars aren't rescuing their trapped boyfriends. They are having kickass adventures, but they can't have canon boyfriends because that would ruin the male fantasy aspect.
Right, and every Husband on every sitcom is a fat functionally retarded guy interested only in cooking meat and watching sports.
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