I dream in puns a lot, sometimes bi- or tri-lingual puns.
Lies! Only I do this. I have a recurring dream that I'm fairly certain is Finnegans Wake, but performed by owls. I also quite frequently dream that I've killed someone I don't know (or recognize in any way) if extremely mundane fashion. I never seen very emotional about it, it's really banal.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. @#%^ off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.