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#1 Feb 28 2013 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
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Got a survey in the mail from the DNC. Filled it out, then realized that the pre-paid return envelope was an inch too small to fit it inside.

So now, their survey results are going to be skewed in favor of people that own scissors.

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#2 Feb 28 2013 at 4:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obamascissors!

Can't you fold it?
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#3 Feb 28 2013 at 4:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obamascissors!

Can't you fold it?

What are you, a Communist!!!?
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#4 Feb 28 2013 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Obamascissors!

Can't you fold it?

What are you, a Communist!!!?

Nope, just another Godless Libertarian Commie-Fascist.
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#5 Feb 28 2013 at 4:42 PM Rating: Excellent
Rabbit for short.
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#6 Feb 28 2013 at 4:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Feb 28 2013 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
someproteinguy wrote:
Obamascissors!

Do you even fold??
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#8 Feb 28 2013 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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They were being frugal. The envelope was probably purchased in bulk during the election season and is now being recycled.
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#9 Feb 28 2013 at 8:01 PM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:

Got a survey in the mail from the DNC. Filled it out, then realized that the pre-paid return envelope was an inch too small to fit it inside.

So now, their survey results are going to be skewed in favor of people that own scissors.


Crush them with rock.
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Rock got vapourised by Spock.
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#11 Feb 28 2013 at 10:34 PM Rating: Good
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It was too short in both dimensions, so I would have had to fold it twice, and it was already folded twice by default. So a 4-folded sheet of paper would be pretty thick. DUMMYCRAPS!!

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#12 Mar 01 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Next time you're having dinner with your senator, mention it to her. I'm tired of you people creating imaginary "problems"
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#13 Mar 01 2013 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:

It was too short in both dimensions, so I would have had to fold it twice, and it was already folded twice by default. So a 4-folded sheet of paper would be pretty thick. DUMMYCRAPS!!

This is the last bit of federally funded R&D you're going to see for awhile. Give it your best shot.

Edited, Mar 1st 2013 2:46pm by Elinda
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Next time you're having dinner with your senator, mention it to her. I'm tired of you people creating imaginary "problems"
OMG DINING AT THE WHITE HOUSE CONSPIRACY.
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#15 Mar 01 2013 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Next time you're having dinner with your senator, mention it to her. I'm tired of you people creating imaginary "problems"

Don't you see the outrage here? It's outrageous.
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