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#1 Feb 14 2013 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Look at the crime! The horror!

Life is hard in upper class bedroom communities.
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#2 Feb 14 2013 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
Those slightly lifted my spirits... good job Atherton.
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#3 Feb 14 2013 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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If only someone had a concealed gun. Smiley: oyvey
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#4 Feb 14 2013 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Those slightly lifted my spirits... good job Atherton.


Really? Look at the location of the report above the circle in the first picture.
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#5 Feb 14 2013 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I spent a year living in Naperville, IL, which is not Atherton-rich, but is still pretty upper-class. In that year, I had 2 people report me to the police. Once for suspiciously putting a letter into a public mailbox. Another time for waiting 5 minutes at an intersection for the Walk light.


Oh, and once when I was 12 (and in a more average suburb), I was riding bikes with a friend, and a cop pulled us over. Then, a second squad car showed up, for back-up. They stopped us for suspected truancy. It was a school holiday.


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I spent a year living in the heart of downtown Naperville and was reported zero times. You must just look seedy.

Also, people were probably more worried about the dinks emerging from the Lantern or whatever that dump was called.
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I spent a year living in the heart of downtown Naperville and was reported zero times. You must just look seedy.

You just look harmless. I imagine you could walk around with an RPG and people would just assume you had permission.
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#9 Feb 14 2013 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
If only you'd had a gun.
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#10 Feb 14 2013 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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trickybeck wrote:

I spent a year living in Naperville, IL, which is not Atherton-rich, but is still pretty upper-class. In that year, I had 2 people report me to the police. Once for suspiciously putting a letter into a public mailbox. Another time for waiting 5 minutes at an intersection for the Walk light.


You know you have to push the button, right?

I once had a cop shine his spotlight on me, point his gun at me, and then direct me out of my car via bullhorn. My crime? Parking in front of my house. Gotta love the La Mesa Police.
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#11 Feb 14 2013 at 3:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I once had a cop shine his spotlight on me, point his gun at me, and then direct me out of my car via bullhorn. My crime? Parking in front of my house. Gotta love the La Mesa Police.


I didn't know you were black.
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Naperville? I knew some people here were from Illinois, but I had no idea that if I mentioned Warrenville it would actually mean something.
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TirithRR wrote:
gbaji wrote:
I once had a cop shine his spotlight on me, point his gun at me, and then direct me out of my car via bullhorn. My crime? Parking in front of my house. Gotta love the La Mesa Police.


I didn't know you were black.


Yes. Because we all know that police only make stupid mistakes act like pricks to people of color.
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#14 Feb 14 2013 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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gbaji wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
gbaji wrote:
I once had a cop shine his spotlight on me, point his gun at me, and then direct me out of my car via bullhorn. My crime? Parking in front of my house. Gotta love the La Mesa Police.


I didn't know you were black.


Yes. Because we all know that police only make stupid mistakes act like pricks to people of color.
You really are socially inept, aren't you?
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Spoonless wrote:
gbaji wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
gbaji wrote:
I once had a cop shine his spotlight on me, point his gun at me, and then direct me out of my car via bullhorn. My crime? Parking in front of my house. Gotta love the La Mesa Police.


I didn't know you were black.


Yes. Because we all know that police only make stupid mistakes act like pricks to people of color.
You really are socially inept, aren't you?


Because I nixed my initial response of "The PoPo's always puttin the brothers down!" because I decided that making a follow up semi-racist joke wasn't really that funny after all? If that's being socially inept, then I can live with that just fine.
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Spoonless achieved the middle ground there.
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I have a signed permission slip from some guy named Vladimir over in russia saying I can carry the RPG I bought off ebayski, so it's OK!
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#18 Feb 14 2013 at 6:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I have a signed permission slip from some guy named Vladimir over in russia saying I can carry the RPG I bought off ebayski, so it's OK!


I wonder if FPSRussia is selling off his weapons now that his supplier is dead.
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#19 Feb 14 2013 at 6:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, people were probably more worried about the dinks emerging from the Lantern or whatever that dump was called.

I like that bar. Smiley: glare
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Whatever. Lemme call the cops on you.
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Spoonless achieved the middle ground there.


Spoonless doesn't really exist though.
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Matrix reference FTW!
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#23 Feb 15 2013 at 6:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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If there is no spoon, there must be spoonless.

TL;DR, gbaji is wrong as usual.
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