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So ummm, procreation and stuffFollow

#1 Jan 31 2013 at 6:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations!

Now get him paying into Social Security so I can retire...
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Congratulations!

Now get him paying into Social Security so I can retire...


He's got a 47% chance to be a mooch on the system.

Probably higher because he's a Zam-ling.
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#4 Jan 31 2013 at 7:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Once we bring him home from his government funded hospital stay and we've done our groceries with the government cheque we get for having him I'll send him to work.

Edited, Jan 31st 2013 8:26pm by Yodabunny
#5 Jan 31 2013 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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Yay! Nice job. Smiley: clap

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#6 Jan 31 2013 at 9:31 PM Rating: Decent
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#7 Jan 31 2013 at 11:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations!

Don't drop him or else he could turn out like us.
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#8 Feb 01 2013 at 12:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gratz. May the little bastard learn to sleep through the night before you break.
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#9 Feb 01 2013 at 3:06 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! What a cutie!

Corrupt him well, young old Jedi.
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Yay! Nice job. Smiley: clap

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#11 Feb 01 2013 at 5:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats!
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Congratulations on the new spawn!
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Congratulations on creating another minion for my eventual conquest of the multiverse.
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#15 Feb 01 2013 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on the little tax exemption.
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Congratulations on your spawn!
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#17 Feb 04 2013 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! Smiley: yippee
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Congrats on the crotchfruit!
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#19 Feb 04 2013 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on passing on your genes. Once it learns to gather food on its own you will have officially outlived your usefulness.

Which means more video games. Smiley: nod
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